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DerbyDad03 February 24th 18 06:27 AM

Team USA Curling
 
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold

DerbyDad03 February 24th 18 09:32 AM

Team USA Curling
 
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 1:27:47 AM UTC-5, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

10 - 7 over Sweden for the Gold!

It was 5-5 going into the 8th end. Sweden missed their last shot and USA
Skip John Shuster used the hammer for a perfect double clear to score 5.
The 9th and 10th ends were just a formality at that point.

What a run. From almost eliminated at 2 and 4, followed by 5 straight wins
- 2 of them over three-time defending Gold medalist Canada - to eventually
take the Gold.

U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

Leon[_7_] February 24th 18 05:04 PM

Team USA Curling
 
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


DerbyDad03 February 24th 18 06:18 PM

Team USA Curling
 
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?

Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?

Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

Leon[_7_] February 24th 18 08:36 PM

Team USA Curling
 
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.



Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?


With practice, yes. A lot like shuffle board.




Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

I was just poking fun. Most Olympic sports are either dangerous or test
your endurance......




DerbyDad03 February 24th 18 10:14 PM

Team USA Curling
 
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 3:36:40 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.


Table or deck?

I'm more of a Boccie guy myself.




Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?


With practice, yes. A lot like shuffle board.


Serious question, since I think I've played shuffle board maybe once
and I'll bet there was alcohol involved:

Can the shooter cause a shuffle board disk to spin such that it travels
in a mostly straight line until it slows, at which point it begins to
curl (curve) and can end up behind another disc? I'm speaking about
deck shuffleboard, where a cue is used. I assume that one could spin the
disks on a table although I don't know that they would curl in the same
manner on a curling rock.






Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

I was just poking fun. Most Olympic sports are either dangerous or test
your endurance......


I know. Me too. Speaking of endurance, Mike Hamilton, of Team USA, curled
for over 40 hours at the Olympics. He curled with his sister in the Mixed
Doubles competition and then curled 9 games with the Men's Team.

Obviously, it wasn't 40 straight hours. It was 40 *curling* hours.

(Permission to groan granted)



DerbyDad03 February 25th 18 03:15 AM

Team USA Curling
 
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 3:36:40 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.



Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?


With practice, yes. A lot like shuffle board.




Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

I was just poking fun. Most Olympic sports are either dangerous or test
your endurance......


Come on Leon...no wise cracks about the medals that they gave the men's
team? They were engraved with "Women's Curling Gold Medal".

You're falling down on the job. ;-)

[email protected] February 25th 18 03:28 AM

Team USA Curling
 
On Sat, 24 Feb 2018 19:15:19 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
wrote:

On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 3:36:40 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.

One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.



Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?


With practice, yes. A lot like shuffle board.




Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

I was just poking fun. Most Olympic sports are either dangerous or test
your endurance......


Come on Leon...no wise cracks about the medals that they gave the men's
team? They were engraved with "Women's Curling Gold Medal".


Are you sure it wasn't an iron medal?

You're falling down on the job. ;-)


;-)

Clare Snyder February 25th 18 03:59 AM

Team USA Curling
 
On Sat, 24 Feb 2018 19:15:19 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
wrote:

On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 3:36:40 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.

One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.



Ok, two:

Do you think you could slide a 42 lb rock ~120' down the ice and have it end
up within inches of where you planned to put it, especially when your plan
is to put it behind 3 rocks that are in the way of your intended target,
while at the same time moving other, specific rocks, with your rock and
often having *them* also end up where you want them to?


With practice, yes. A lot like shuffle board.



Except the big challenge is not ending up on your ass when you send
the rock down the sheet.


Just asking...

(Yes, the doping thing is really stupid, but I seriously doubt that he doped
(if he actually did) to improve his curling skills)

I was just poking fun. Most Olympic sports are either dangerous or test
your endurance......


Come on Leon...no wise cracks about the medals that they gave the men's
team? They were engraved with "Women's Curling Gold Medal".

You're falling down on the job. ;-)


Scott Lurndal February 26th 18 03:09 PM

Team USA Curling
 
Leon lcb11211@swbelldotnet writes:
On 2/24/2018 12:18 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Saturday, February 24, 2018 at 12:04:23 PM UTC-5, Leon wrote:
On 2/24/2018 12:27 AM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
It's 01:25 EST. Here's hoping my next post is to congratulate Team USA for winning Olympic Gold.

#TeamUSA
#TeamShuster
#USACurlingGold


My wife and I were on the edge of our seats watching last night.

We wondered about a few things and realized a few things.

The action is so rigorous we now know why Russia curlers had to dope.

How much technology went into the uniforms?

Did the guy on the Canadian team shave his head to cut down on wind
resistance?

Do you think their sponger's budget is over $500?

Will the future Summer Olympics ever have flips and tricks while being
launched from a Seesaw? Bail out tricks from a swing set? Hop Scotch?
Hide and go seek? Mother May I? Your It/Chase? ;~)

Oh Wait, Red Light Green Light. Almost for got that one.


One question:

Have you ever tried Curling?


No But I have played shuffle board.


It's a lot closer to Bocci ball than shuffle board, and
it's not anywhere near as easy as you think it is.


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