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-MIKE- May 13th 14 08:35 PM

Morons at Deft
 
I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


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-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
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woodchucker[_3_] May 13th 14 08:49 PM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/2014 3:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.



Really unbelievable.



--
Jeff

[email protected] May 13th 14 09:10 PM

Morons at Deft
 
On Tue, 13 May 2014 14:35:21 -0500, -MIKE-
wrote:

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


Tech support for a wood finishing product only expects questions about
preparation and application, not the practical part of caring for it
later ;-)

Lew Hodgett[_6_] May 13th 14 10:10 PM

Morons at Deft
 

"-MIKE-" wrote:

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


---------------------------------------------
Check out a product called Method.

It's organic and available at Target.

Lew




Leon[_7_] May 13th 14 10:22 PM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/2014 2:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.




Perhaps he read too much into your question... ;~) He was probably
wondering what a top coat of lacquer had anything to do with cleaning
the wood.

John Grossbohlin[_4_] May 13th 14 11:30 PM

Morons at Deft
 
"-MIKE-" wrote in message ...

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft Spray
Lacquer.


I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top coated
with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex or an
alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.


I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for Deft
finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative reaction with
your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."


Unbelievable.


Not surprising that a supervisor wouldn't know... they are there to ride
herd over the customer service reps not deal with customers. The reps
generally follow scripts... so they may not "know" themselves.




Leon[_7_] May 13th 14 11:37 PM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/2014 5:30 PM, John Grossbohlin wrote:
"-MIKE-" wrote in message ...

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.


I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.


I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."


Unbelievable.


Not surprising that a supervisor wouldn't know... they are there to ride
herd over the customer service reps not deal with customers. The reps
generally follow scripts... so they may not "know" themselves.



They may be in India too. ;~)

woodchucker[_3_] May 14th 14 12:46 AM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/2014 5:10 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
"-MIKE-" wrote:

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


---------------------------------------------
Check out a product called Method.

It's organic and available at Target.

Lew



I would just use simple green.. It's a pretty good cleaner.
I use it on my saw blades when not using empire blade cleaner.

My son uses it on his bike chain to clean off the old gunk.

--
Jeff

dadiOH[_3_] May 14th 14 12:58 AM

Morons at Deft
 
"-MIKE-" wrote in message

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech
support for Deft Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood
that was top coated with their lacquer. They guy had no
idea. I asked about Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.
I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for
tech support for Deft finishes and you have no idea if
ammonia will have a negative reaction with your product
or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."
Unbelievable.


FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner, bases and acids.
Water too.

Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth can be used, dry
immediately. If there is grunge to get off use paint thinner or naptha.


--

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____________________________

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-MIKE- May 14th 14 05:13 AM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/14, 4:10 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
"-MIKE-" wrote:

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


---------------------------------------------
Check out a product called Method.

It's organic and available at Target.

Lew


Thank you, Lew.
Would you like a job at Deft?


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


-MIKE- May 14th 14 05:15 AM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/14, 4:22 PM, Leon wrote:
On 5/13/2014 2:35 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.




Perhaps he read too much into your question... ;~) He was probably
wondering what a top coat of lacquer had anything to do with cleaning
the wood.



Yeah, I worded the question better to him than I did in this post. :-)


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


-MIKE- May 14th 14 05:18 AM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/13/14, 6:58 PM, dadiOH wrote:
"-MIKE-" wrote in message

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for
Deft Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea. I said, "Are you
telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for Deft finishes
and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative reaction with
your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..." Unbelievable.


FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner, bases and
acids. Water too.

Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth can be
used, dry immediately. If there is grunge to get off use paint
thinner or naptha.


No kidding? In this case, it's just some water spots and toothpaste
from splash-up. The medicine cabinet I posted pics of a while back.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply


Lew Hodgett[_6_] May 14th 14 05:28 AM

Morons at Deft
 


I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for
Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support
for Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a
negative reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


---------------------------------------------
Lew Hodgett wrote:

Check out a product called Method.

It's organic and available at Target.

-------------------------------------------
"-MIKE-" wrote:

Thank you, Lew.
Would you like a job at Deft?

-------------------------------------------
Only as a commissioned agent.

These days I work for me.

Lew

BTW, It will clean up that toothpaste 123










ChairMan[_6_] May 14th 14 06:19 AM

Morons at Deft
 
-MIKE- wrote:
On 5/13/14, 6:58 PM, dadiOH wrote:
"-MIKE-" wrote in message

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech
support for
Deft Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood
that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I
asked about
Windex or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea. I
said, "Are you
telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes
and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with
your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..." Unbelievable.


FYI, I would avoid alcohol, acetone, lacquer thinner,
bases and
acids. Water too.

Best cleaning is dusting. A damp - damp, not wet - cloth
can be
used, dry immediately. If there is grunge to get off use
paint
thinner or naptha.


No kidding? In this case, it's just some water spots and
toothpaste
from splash-up. The medicine cabinet I posted pics of a
while back.


I get this from a refinishing/cabnetmaker buddy of mine.
works great

http://www.berings.com/Products/9892...e-cleaner.aspx



F Murtz May 15th 14 09:54 AM

Morons at Deft
 
-MIKE- wrote:
I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.




Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
be transferred to technical services

jloomis[_2_] May 15th 14 01:49 PM

Morons at Deft
 
He must be "Deft".....
humm
john

"-MIKE-" wrote in message ...

I just got off the phone with the supervisor of tech support for Deft
Spray Lacquer.

I asked what the best product was for cleaning a wood that was top
coated with their lacquer. They guy had no idea. I asked about Windex
or an alcohol based cleaner. Still no idea.

I said, "Are you telling me you're the supervisor for tech support for
Deft finishes and you have no idea if ammonia will have a negative
reaction with your product or not?" "Um, uhhh, um..."

Unbelievable.


--

-MIKE-

"Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life"
--Elvin Jones (1927-2004)
--
http://mikedrums.com

---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply

Swingman May 15th 14 01:56 PM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:

Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
be transferred to technical services


Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when dealing
with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring, siding,
subflooring, etc.

Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and they
will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to talk to
someone with a clue.

It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a corporation
or government entity these days is there because of an inherent
intelligence.

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EXT May 15th 14 10:50 PM

Morons at Deft
 

"Swingman" wrote in message
...
On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:

Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
be transferred to technical services


Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when dealing
with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring, siding,
subflooring, etc.

Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and they
will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to talk to
someone with a clue.

It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a corporation or
government entity these days is there because of an inherent intelligence.

When a truck pulled out of a construction site across the street where I
live and pulled down the power distribution lines I had the endure the wall
of ignorance when the first line of contact suggested that I check my fuses
or circuit breakers to see if they were the cause of the power being out. "I
don't need to check the fuses because the wires are lying on the street, you
dummy."


woodchucker[_3_] May 16th 14 01:04 AM

Morons at Deft
 
On 5/15/2014 5:50 PM, EXT wrote:

"Swingman" wrote in message
...
On 5/15/2014 3:54 AM, F Murtz wrote:

Ask to speak to their chemist or someone in their lab or at least ask to
be transferred to technical services


Bingo! Have a good deal of luck doing exactly that, usually when
dealing with installation advice for items like manufactured flooring,
siding, subflooring, etc.

Most often when doing so you will have to leave a name a number and
they will call you back, but it is generally worth it to be able to
talk to someone with a clue.

It is rare that the first person you talk to when phoning a
corporation or government entity these days is there because of an
inherent intelligence.

When a truck pulled out of a construction site across the street where I
live and pulled down the power distribution lines I had the endure the
wall of ignorance when the first line of contact suggested that I check
my fuses or circuit breakers to see if they were the cause of the power
being out. "I don't need to check the fuses because the wires are lying
on the street, you dummy."


Yea, that's like after Sandy I still had no power, and they told me I
did. I told them the line that connects 30 homes is still on the ground.
During the outage they were not connecting you with a person, after they
were 100% restored we finally were heard. We were the last to get
restored.. they had done all the single homes that were out...


--
Jeff


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