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Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:

1) Friday is payday
2) Never bite your fingernails
3) Never eat the yellow snow
4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a
plumber**
5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**

** This also applies to Civil Engineers

Lew

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On Tue, 14 May 2013 19:38:35 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:

Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:

1) Friday is payday
2) Never bite your fingernails
3) Never eat the yellow snow
4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a
plumber**
5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**

Signs on the side of honey wagons (really):

"Your **** is our bread and butter."
"We're #1 in the #2 business.

** This also applies to Civil Engineers

Mechanical engineers design weapons. Civil engineers design targets.

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On 5/15/2013 7:50 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 14 May 2013 19:38:35 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"
wrote:

Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:

1) Friday is payday
2) Never bite your fingernails
3) Never eat the yellow snow
4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a
plumber**
5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**

Signs on the side of honey wagons (really):

"Your **** is our bread and butter."
"We're #1 in the #2 business.

** This also applies to Civil Engineers

Mechanical engineers design weapons. Civil engineers design targets.



Stay back 50 feet!
May contain political promises.

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On Wed, 15 May 2013 20:50:14 -0400, wrote:


"We're #1 in the #2 business.

I've been behind a truck with that sign ;-)

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