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Father Haskell February 23rd 13 10:09 PM

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Puckdropper[_2_] February 23rd 13 11:54 PM

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Father Haskell wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
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Ok... here goes:

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.

You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?
A. Your living room
B. Your shop
C. Somebody elses shop
D. The big box "homecenter"

You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
C. Pointy stick.
D. Toothpick.

Polyurethane is:
A. A fine finish for any project.
B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
C. Ok if there's no other choice.
D. An abomination before man.

Dominoes a
A. A fun game to play with friends.
B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.

Bill[_47_] February 24th 13 12:27 AM

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Puckdropper wrote:
Father Haskell wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
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Ok... here goes:

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...

Get out a level and check the wall.



You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?

Inside the world's-biggest fiddle.

You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?

An antique greek column.

Polyurethane is:

Prolly akin to Polly Wolly Doodle.


Dominoes a

Packaged 28 to a box, for less than $3.


woodchucker[_3_] February 24th 13 12:50 AM

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On 2/23/2013 6:54 PM, Puckdropper wrote:
Father Haskell wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
:

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Ok... here goes:

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.

You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?
A. Your living room
B. Your shop
C. Somebody elses shop
D. The big box "homecenter"

You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
C. Pointy stick.
D. Toothpick.

Polyurethane is:
A. A fine finish for any project.
B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
C. Ok if there's no other choice.
D. An abomination before man.

Dominoes a
A. A fun game to play with friends.
B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.

OK +1 in answer to the test.


--
Jeff

Tim Daneliuk February 24th 13 01:41 AM

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On 02/23/2013 05:54 PM, Puckdropper wrote:
Father Haskell wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
:

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Ok... here goes:

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.


Tilt it in the other direction to see if anyone notices.


You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?
A. Your living room
B. Your shop
C. Somebody elses shop
D. The big box "homecenter"


A government construction project.


You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
C. Pointy stick.
D. Toothpick.


I started out to do B. but ended up with D.


Polyurethane is:
A. A fine finish for any project.
B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
C. Ok if there's no other choice.
D. An abomination before man.


A girl I new in college that was in a punk band.


Dominoes a
A. A fun game to play with friends.
B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.


Our system of investment banking.

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scritch February 24th 13 01:44 AM

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On 2/23/2013 2:09 PM, Father Haskell wrote:
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Prayed. Nothing happened. Test results positive.

Lew Hodgett[_6_] February 24th 13 02:52 AM

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I passed.

Lew




Dave[_52_] February 24th 13 06:21 AM

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On 23 Feb 2013 23:54:54 GMT, Puckdropper
You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...

Straighten it.

You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?

The big box "homecenter"

You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?

E: Totem Pole

Polyurethane is:

A tough finish that's not right for everything.

Dominoes a

E: The first thing I think of when a joinery method is needed.

marc rosen February 24th 13 01:15 PM

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On Feb 23, 5:09*pm, Father Haskell wrote:
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Father,
Will you go to Rome to Vote this week?
Marc

Larry Jaques[_4_] February 24th 13 04:27 PM

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On 23 Feb 2013 23:54:54 GMT, Puckdropper
puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com wrote:

Father Haskell wrote in news:a9f49fb5-b069-
:

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Ok... here goes:

You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...
A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-
powered, self-adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your
belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.
D. Claim to have done (C), but did it in Sketchup instead.

You walk into a building and plywood is twisted and bowed in many
different directions. Where are you?
A. Your living room
B. Your shop
C. Somebody elses shop
D. The big box "homecenter"

You have access to one of Jet's new giant lathes. When finished turning
your project starting from a 12" tree, what did you make?
A. A nice wide bowl, about 10" in diameter.
B. A beautiful vase, capable of holding a single flower.
C. Pointy stick.
D. Toothpick.

Polyurethane is:
A. A fine finish for any project.
B. A tough finish that's not right for everything.
C. Ok if there's no other choice.
D. An abomination before man.

Dominoes a
A. A fun game to play with friends.
B. Little pieces that stand on edge and do cool things as they fall.
C. A good reason to ask for plans on the wRECk.
D. In a pinch, a method of joinery.


The only humane possibility for any of those answers is D.

Nexxxxxxxxt!

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we make them better. Things go wrong when we get too comfortable,
when we fail to take risks or seize opportunities.
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