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Default O/T: Maxine's Health Message

Enjoy

Lew
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Maxine's Health Message

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really care. It's the tortoise life
for me!

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water,
and is fat.

3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long,
and only lives 5 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic,
yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!




 
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