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Paul T.[_2_] November 14th 10 10:49 AM

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The Fix


There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their
taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

J. Clarke[_2_] November 14th 10 11:57 AM

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In article ,
says...

The Fix


There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their
taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


Well it's nice to know that math education is alive and well and living
in Saint Petersburg, FL.


Swingman November 14th 10 03:16 PM

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On 11/14/2010 5:57 AM, J. Clarke wrote:

Well it's nice to know that math education is alive and well and living
in Saint Petersburg, FL.


Still, they do stand a good chance of being right about what would
happen if congress was required to eat its own dog food.

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GROVER November 14th 10 05:39 PM

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On Nov 14, 5:49*am, "Paul T." wrote:
The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their
taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


IIRC 40 million people (40 x 10^6) times 0ne million dollars per
recipient (1 x 10^6) equals 40 trillion (40 x 10^12). Thats a lot of
dough.
Joe G

Larry Blanchard November 14th 10 07:04 PM

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On Sun, 14 Nov 2010 06:57:36 -0500, J. Clarke wrote:

In article ,
says...


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:


Well it's nice to know that math education is alive and well and living
in Saint Petersburg, FL.


OK, he can't count. But what did the bailout cost? I've seen estimates
anywhere from 5 trillion to 14 trillion. So far, not a lot of results
for anyone other than Wall Street. Forty trillion spent as suggested
might actually work :-).

Let's see. $250,000 for a decent house, $30,000 for a car, and $20,000
blown in a celebration leaves me with $700,000 assuming the million was
tax free. That brings in $35,000 a year forever at 5% or $56,000 at %8
for as longer than I'm likely to live.

At $56,000 a year and no mortgage we could even give up our Social
Security - another problem solved!

--
Intelligence is an experiment that failed - G. B. Shaw

Robatoy[_2_] November 14th 10 07:13 PM

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On Nov 14, 12:39*pm, GROVER wrote:
On Nov 14, 5:49*am, "Paul T." wrote:





The Fix


There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!


Dear Mr. President,


Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:


1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.


2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
Industry fixed.


3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.


It can't get any easier than that!!


P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their
taxes..


Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


IIRC 40 million people (40 x 10^6) times 0ne million dollars per
recipient (1 x 10^6) equals 40 trillion (40 x 10^12). *Thats a lot of
dough.
Joe G


That's a lot of ink!

J. Clarke[_2_] November 14th 10 08:42 PM

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In article , says...

On Sun, 14 Nov 2010 06:57:36 -0500, J. Clarke wrote:

In article ,

says...


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:


Well it's nice to know that math education is alive and well and living
in Saint Petersburg, FL.


OK, he can't count. But what did the bailout cost? I've seen estimates
anywhere from 5 trillion to 14 trillion. So far, not a lot of results
for anyone other than Wall Street. Forty trillion spent as suggested
might actually work :-).

Let's see. $250,000 for a decent house, $30,000 for a car, and $20,000
blown in a celebration leaves me with $700,000 assuming the million was
tax free. That brings in $35,000 a year forever at 5% or $56,000 at %8
for as longer than I'm likely to live.

At $56,000 a year and no mortgage we could even give up our Social
Security - another problem solved!


rolls eyes

Google "world GDP".



Doug Miller November 17th 10 01:13 AM

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In article , "Paul T." wrote:

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the
Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!


If you're serious, then you're just as mathematically illiterate (or stupid)
as he is.

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:


The first stipulation is that you explain where that forty TRILLION dollars is
coming from.

Fool.

Jack Stein November 19th 10 03:03 PM

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On 11/14/2010 12:39 PM, GROVER wrote:

IIRC 40 million people (40 x 10^6) times 0ne million dollars per
recipient (1 x 10^6) equals 40 trillion (40 x 10^12). Thats a lot of
dough.


All you need do is add a bunch of zeros on a one, ten or 100 dollar
bill. Not any more dough than we have now...

--
Jack
You Can't Fix Stupid, but You Can Vote it Out!
http://jbstein.com


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