Clumsy? Nicknamed "Stumpy"
 

Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
"Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
emergency room shockers revealed online"
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/18/neiss_database/

From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
rooms

The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
rooms in the United States and its territories."

http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...ISS08_list.php

(names withheld from list to avoid endless taunting...)

Clumsy? Nicknamed "Stumpy"
 

On Jan 19, 2:35*am, "'lektric dan"
wrote:
Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
"Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
emergency room shockers revealed online"http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/18/neiss_database/

From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
rooms

The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
rooms in the United States and its territories."

http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...ISS08_list.php

Search for "eye" and "bb gun" returns no records. So much
for that old UL.


(names withheld from list to avoid endless taunting...)

Clumsy? Nicknamed "Stumpy"
 

"'lektric dan" wrote in message
...
Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
"Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
emergency room shockers revealed online"
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/18/neiss_database/

From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
rooms

The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
rooms in the United States and its territories."

http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/feature...ISS08_list.php



I want to see the 215 Year Old Female... typical database nonsense. Much
like the time I gave birth to live twins... at least that is what was in the
insurance company database. ;~)