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To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.

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If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage
would account for this particular test.


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Not really.

It's a design defect in the motor control circuit.

(Which is not to say that wood dust can't hurt you!)

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To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.


It actually affects the optic nerve, right where the it meets behind the
eyes, and usually in the form of an Arterial Venous Malformation, a knotted
mass of blood vessels. I had to have mine removed surgically [in 2004].

Dave in Houston


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If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage
would account for this particular test.


Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.



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DeSoto, Iowa USA
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Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
damage
would account for this particular test.


Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other
symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of
the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.



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DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/


I forget, what was the test again? I can't seem to see the original post
and my fingers are too stiff to google it. Or is that a stupid question?

jc


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On Feb 20, 7:53*am, Morris Dovey wrote:
To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.

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DeSoto, Iowa USAhttp://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/


A friend of mine insists that exactly the opposite occurs.
Mind you, he lives in Australia.
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If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have

been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain

damage
would account for this particular test.


Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.


Looks like I'm a goner.




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DeSoto, Iowa USA
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To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.


I can do it, so I'm not effected.
But I'm a drummer, so maybe I need another test.
Or maybe that is the proof.


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On Feb 20, 12:34*pm, -MIKE- wrote:


I can do it, so I'm not effected.
But I'm a drummer,


I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.


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I can do it, so I'm not effected.
But I'm a drummer,


I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.


"You can't really dust for vomit."


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which way is clockwise?

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which way is clockwise?


Which hemisphere are you in?
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Robatoy wrote:
-MIKE- wrote:

I can do it, so I'm not effected.
But I'm a drummer,


I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer.


"You can't really dust for vomit."



Stumpy Pete, is that you?
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If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
damage
would account for this particular test.


Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%.
Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing
stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.



There was something else that I used to enjoy. Seems like it involved
getting a bit frisky with the missus. And then we got all ... involved?
somehow. And then... but I forget. Dang.

gloom,
jo4hn


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"Morris Dovey" wrote in message
If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have
been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust
brain damage
would account for this particular test.



It isn't Morris alone. The first time in your life you picked up a
piece of sandpaper you are on your way to brain loss.
I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime.
I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime.
I think I said that already!


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On 2/20/2009 7:53 AM Morris Dovey mumbled something about the following:



To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it.

While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a
large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand.

If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.

The condition is irreversible.


Wow, I'm not affected. Guess I need to go make more dust.

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Upscale wrote:
"Morris Dovey" wrote in message
If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been
affected.


Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain
damage
would account for this particular test.


Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other
symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of
the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity.



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DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/


I have all those problems. Allways wondered what caused it. WW


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