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Lew Hodgett[_2_] April 10th 08 06:50 AM

O/T: NOW THIS IS SWEET!!
 
Very Sweet.

Enjoy

Lew
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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,

'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all
how a person can live
ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:


'I outlived the bitches.'




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