I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!

Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the
wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found him
humping an inflatable leg!)

Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!

Jummy

--
"If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
Yer just whackin' it!"

How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills" and
outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his website.

Check out http://www.ct-astronomer.com/stellafane2003.htm for a very nice
wooden telescope (not mine, just a friends).

George Anderson

"Jim Mc Namara" wrote in message
.com...
I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!

Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for
the
wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there
may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found
him
humping an inflatable leg!)

Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!

Jummy

--
"If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
Yer just whackin' it!"

"jo4hn" who is now touching his inner-curmudgeon wrote some highly political
messages in the message that I didn't snip because he had so much insight to
say:

Grumble!


Yeah yeah - blah blah - you know damn well how much you like jummywood,
jo4hn. Don't make me post all the pics you've sent me of your work that you
asked me *not* to tell anyone about on the wreck. Sheesh! Talk about a
closet jummywooder! LOL!

Jums

"George Anderson" wrote in message
...
How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills"
and
outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his
website.
George Anderson

George, you're onto something. The cartoon Normite and neander with power
planer and #5 in hand, respectively, in a staredown. Who's up for posting
some captions?
I'll start: "rec.woodworking--where gentlemen (persons?) disagree."

Bob
--
Smart-Ass Intellectual


"Jim Mc Namara" wrote in message
.com...
I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned
from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong -
I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!

Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for
the
wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there
may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old
dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found
him
humping an inflatable leg!)

Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal
and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!

Jummy

--
"If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
Yer just whackin' it!"

jo4hn wrote in news:vAuYa.74$H4.3904
@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net:

Actually I was thinking of putting my artist kid to work on something.
She does caricature rather well. Maybe Norm arguing with a Neanderthal
over some cutoffs or some such. Ideas?


Norm and Ray Underhill attired in prw wresting garb based on their normal
appearance. They are circling one another and fighting. Ray's weapon is a
huge plane. Norm's weapon is a brad nailer and\or a router.

The caption would read, Normites versus Neanders, a fight to the death.

Try these on for size...

I survived the w(rec)k

Woodworkers make better lovers

Woodworkers never die, they just go to splinters


--
Be sure to check out Joe's and Betty's webpages...
http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/kb8qlrjoe/index.html
"Bob Schmall" wrote in message
...

"George Anderson" wrote in message
...
How about "The Wreck, where your tools are only as good as your skills"
and
outlines of a normite facing the neander that Spokeshave had on his
website.
George Anderson

George, you're onto something. The cartoon Normite and neander with power
planer and #5 in hand, respectively, in a staredown. Who's up for posting
some captions?
I'll start: "rec.woodworking--where gentlemen (persons?) disagree."

Bob
--
Smart-Ass Intellectual


"Jim Mc Namara" wrote in message
.com...
I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned
from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me
wrong -
I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!

Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts
for
the
wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although
there
may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta
trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old
dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and
found
him
humping an inflatable leg!)

Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal
and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!

Jummy

--
"If you ain't minwhackin' yer wood ~
Yer just whackin' it!"

Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
know!

Renata

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" DW wrote:

"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice hardwood
board and a wink in his eye

Digger




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"Myxylplyk" wrote in message
news
A nice drawing of a LN plane with a cord attached...
undercaptioned with "Got Wood?"

Great minds think alike, don't they? ;-)
-- Ernie

"Renata" wrote in message
...

Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
know!

"Got board?" :-)
-- Ernie

"Renata" wrote in message
...
Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
know!

Renata

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" DW wrote:

"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice
hardwood
board and a wink in his eye

Digger



Ok, Ok..."wRECk girls love good wood"

Digger




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"Dan Dresner" wrote in message
news:IzzYa.90598$Ho3.11903@sccrnsc03...
OK, then how about

"Got Wood?"

;^))

DanD

"Renata" wrote in message
...
Hey! Ya gotta remember there's a few of us gals around here too ya
know!

Renata

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:24:39 -0500, "Digger" DW wrote:

"Have you held your wood lately" with a woodworker holding a nice
hardwood
board and a wink in his eye

Digger




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Care to examine my jointing technique?

or

Woodworkers can cut it



Mekon

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 13:42:30 GMT, "Jim Mc Namara"
pixelated:

I'm posting this message *now* because Larry Jaques has returned from
his pilgrimage. I'm sure that although he is wanted in 9 states on
"undisclosed" charges, he can add a few more. Now don't get me wrong - I
like L.J. I believe he is a very smart individual. I mean hell - 47
arrests - no convictions? Ya gotta be good! LOL!

I guess I outran 'em, eh? BTW, what was I wanted for?
(And when was I arrested? Musta slept thru it.)


Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the

I'll have to Google it sometime, eh?


wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

I'm glad you didn't ask me as I don't -do- "soft porn" sir.


Chime on in - let us know what ya think - your ideas - etc. We gotta trust
ya Larrykins. And it's the kind of trust you used to have in your old dog
(until that one dreary night when you looked in his dog house and found him
humping an inflatable leg!)

No, you can't use the term "your old dog" cuz I don't believe in
slavery and would never own a GDMFBASOB noisemaker like a canine.
Uh, uh. No effin' way!


Waiting for you wit, prose, and comedic putdowns, I remain your loyal and
faithful . . . uh . . . . nevermind!

Sit! Stay! Hush! If I want a bark out of you I'll kick ya.


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On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 13:42:30 GMT, "Jim Mc Namara"
pixelated:

Well "C-less" we had a thread going about someone making tee shirts for the

Found it.


wreck. IIRC - we *all* agreed on : "Got Jummywood?" (although there may
be just a few who disagree and wanted stuff on there like woodworking,
vises, etc.) :-)

I believe the "Got WOOD?" phrase took top honors, ya lyin'
sack of...of...jummywood.


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