O/T Tis The Season
It is Christmas Eve in New England and a truck driver is passing
through a mountain road. All of a sudden reindeer and a sled parked at the side of the road comes into view. As the truck stops, a white bearded fat man in bright red clothes jumps out of the sled. "I am the Red Faggot of the road, (he says) and I am very hungry, can you spare anything for me to eat?" The driver is surprised as well as disappointed but gives him a piece of bread, accepts the thanks and drives on. A little later a man dressed in a bright yellow survival suit is waving a flashlight. "I am the Yellow Faggot of the road, and I am very thirsty, do you have anything for me to drink?" The driver is getting slightly miffed about the situation but gives him a bottle of water. What do you know, a couple of miles later there are some flares on the road and another man appears with a raised hand. The driver has had it by this time, so he starts the conversation, "OK you Blue Faggot of the road, what can I do for you ?" The man looks the driver in the eye and says "I was going to warn you about a fallen tree up ahead but how about you start by handing me your license and registration". Lew |
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