I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

Why would you post this? Do you think it is funny, or is there another
reason?

"Toller" wrote in message
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"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
ps.com...
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

Why would you post this? Do you think it is funny, or is there another
reason?

Does the word troll mean anything to you?

"Lee Michaels" wrote in message
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"Toller" wrote in message
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"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
ps.com...
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

Why would you post this? Do you think it is funny, or is there another
reason?

Does the word troll mean anything to you?

Sure, but troll are funny or clever. This one is just dumb; it doesn't
qualify as a troll.

Toller wrote:
"Lee Michaels" wrote in message
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"Toller" wrote in message
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"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
ps.com...
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

Why would you post this? Do you think it is funny, or is there
another reason?

Does the word troll mean anything to you?

Sure, but troll are funny or clever. This one is just dumb; it
doesn't qualify as a troll.

Sez the fish to the fisherman. "I is ready to be filleted, breaded and
fried, but I's not been trolled".

--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
ps.com...
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

I recommend buying a wooden stick. Buy a good one. Pay about $100 for it-
even though the saleperson says its only worth $10. That way it will
magically increase in potency to a higher level. Use the magic words- "Keep
the change, sucker!!!!"

Sharpen the stake. Use your own ass for that. It will help cure your
hemoroid ailments if you have them.

Next step, stab yourself in the heart. If you don't succeed - lie on the
ground holding the stake- that way, when a Mack Truck goes up it will assist
the penetration process.

Last step, you will become a vampyre, a member of the undead!! That way the
cops will never be able to catch you!!!!

Best wishes,

Wylie Wilde

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?


Use your head.

Sun, Oct 29, 2006, 7:51pm (EST-3) (Ed*Zagmoon)
doth burbleth:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.
What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I avoid being
arrested by the cops?

Well, won't actually elevate you to serial killer status, but it
will work.

Get a long wooden post, and point one in. Plant it in the ground,
with the pointed en up, and sticking out about 4 feet.

Sit on the pointed end. Guaranteed killer, and the cops wont
arrest you.

Damn troll.



JOAT
If it can't kill you, it ain't a sport.

In article om,
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people

a gallows

and how can I avoid being arrested by the cops?


Test it on yourself first.


--
For every complicated, difficult problem, there is a simple, easy
solution that does not work.

Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland -

I would ignore this post. This is one scary individual. If you use
Goggle groups you can do a "view profile" and see the posting history
of this person.

What is depressing is this twisted person may actually commit a crime
at some point yet there is nothing anyone can do until the act is
committed.



On Oct 29, 7:51 pm, "Ed Zagmoon" wrote:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

"Jerry" wrote in message
oups.com...
I would ignore this post. This is one scary individual. If you use
Goggle groups you can do a "view profile" and see the posting history
of this person.

What is depressing is this twisted person may actually commit a crime
at some point yet there is nothing anyone can do until the act is
committed.



On Oct 29, 7:51 pm, "Ed Zagmoon" wrote:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking...

CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking or whose side they're on...

in 1324916 20061101 193059 wrote:
CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking or whose side they're on...

Just don't cry when they send you there.

Bob Martin wrote:
in 1324916 20061101 193059 wrote:
CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking or whose side they're on...

Just don't cry when they send you there.

I don't need to worry about that. I am an honest hardworking citizen. I
don't fraternize with terrorists or enemies of the state. Gitmo is
there for those people, not me. Do you really think of America as "The
Evil Empire" just looking for excuses to lock up honest people who
disagree with "the regime"? If that were true (and it's not), a lot of
very public, very outspoken anti-establishment activists would be
disappearing unexplainably. If they are not locking them up, why would
the lock me up (along with every other average citizen)? Your alarmist
BS has no substance.

wrote:
CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking or whose side they're on...

How about due process and rights for persons falsely accused
of being dirtbags who have openly declared war on us?

--

FF

wrote:
wrote:
CW wrote:
Just call him a suspected terrorist then he can be sent to Guantanamo, no
charges needed.

Yeah, and can you believe there are some a'holes that want to do away
with Gitmo??!!! I guess they want more due process and more rights for
the dirtbags that have openly declared war on us and society. Ya gotta
wonder what they're thinking or whose side they're on...

How about due process and rights for persons falsely accused
of being dirtbags who have openly declared war on us?

--

FF

If you are an American citizen you will (and should) get the full
benefit of American due process. If you are an enemy of the state,
especially an illegal combatant; you do not (and should not) receive
the same benefits (and are not covered by the Geneva Conventions). I
hope Americans are smart enough not to try to hobble the whole system
by listening to the do gooders (or are they) who feel that all
terrorist and enemies deserve to be treated as if they are just another
domestic criminal.

And yes, unfortunately a few good people may get caught up in some kind
false identity or be unfairly accused but you can't castrate the whole
system to prevent this from happening to a few people. The system is
there to try to protect you from our enemies. If you are not an enemy,
you can be pretty confident that the government isn't out to lock you
up. Why would you think they are?

Ed Zagmoon (in )
said:

| I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.
|
| What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
| avoid being arrested by the cops?

Oleander chopsticks. When the police come to arrest you, climb into
your DIY wooden trebuchet (cleverly concealed in your basement) and
launch yourself through the basement window, over their heads, and
away...

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to be a serial killer and I want to use wooden weapons.

What can I build with wood to kill people and how can I
avoid being arrested by the cops?

First you need to understand how a serial killer works.

ps they're are extremly intelligent...so your best bet is taking a day job
in a McDonalds.


--
Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite