OT humor: Lone Ranger
 

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber then buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent."


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OT humor: Lone Ranger
 

In article , jo4hn
wrote:

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I first heard it as Holmes & Watson.

OT humor: Lone Ranger
 

In article ,
jo4hn wrote:

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber then buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent."


[nyuk...]

Ran into this thought the other day:

Micro-surgery is a wonderful development, but the results are 'iffy' at
best. I recall the story of the farmhand in India which had his manhood
ripped off by an alligator whilst bathing in a river. A US medical team,
which happened to be operating near the border grafted the remnants
back, filling in a missing section with tissue grafted from a baby
elephant's trunk. After a period of healing, the farmhand's wife was
quite pleased with the result. The farmhand reported that he was annoyed
that every time he walked across a lawn, the thing would shove a tuft of
grass up his arse.

*tuft*

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