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![]() For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Must have run out of Prozac again. |
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Mark & Juanita wrote:
For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Damn! That's the most bizzare display I think I've ever seen. Wow. Joe Barta |
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Joe Barta wrote: Mark & Juanita wrote: For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Damn! That's the most bizzare display I think I've ever seen. Wow. Ohh, he's just misunderstood... just letting off a little steam... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... closing breach on my tranquillizer gun... |
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Robatoy wrote:
Ohh, he's just misunderstood... just letting off a little steam... ... closing breach on my tranquillizer gun... I'd love to know the story behind that... what he was doing, what he was saying, and why he was so off the chain. Wouldn't it be sad if that behavior was actually the result of years of medicating that child in an effort to "fix" something that his misguided parents felt needed "fixing"? Or... maybe he just needs a long overdue beating. Joe Barta |
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Joe Barta wrote: Wouldn't it be sad if that behavior was actually the result of years of medicating that child in an effort to "fix" something that his misguided parents felt needed "fixing"? Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. Maybe my woodworking interests came from those days? |
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Mark & Juanita wrote:
For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Well, I'll be buggered!!! Definitely a roo short in the top paddock. Recommendations = Intraveinious(sp) valium or taken out behind the woodshed and given a bloody good hiding. John |
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John B wrote:
Mark & Juanita wrote: For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Well, I'll be buggered!!! Definitely a roo short in the top paddock. Recommendations = Intraveinious(sp) valium or taken out behind the woodshed and given a bloody good hiding. I'd start with taking away his computer privileges. R |
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Robatoy wrote:
In article , Joe Barta wrote: Wouldn't it be sad if that behavior was actually the result of years of medicating that child in an effort to "fix" something that his misguided parents felt needed "fixing"? Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Well, according to the believers, the problems did exist. They just remained "untreated". Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. And this was one of the treatments of the day. Personally I think some occasional corporal punishment would do a world of good in schools today. Unfortunately we've "evolved" past that and supposely can fix just about anything with a pill of one sort or another. Maybe my woodworking interests came from those days? My first woodworking adventure came when I was around six or seven. My grandpa bought me a little pint sized hachet. I went into the backyard and started chopping points onto sticks. I was gonna make me some spears. Well, mom came along and saw what I was doing, took away the hatchet, took away the spears and probably yelled at grandpa. Moms just don't understand ;-) Joe Barta |
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I'd start with taking away his computer privileges. Start? Hell, I'd start with chaining him to a tree! ;-) Joe Barta |
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Robatoy wrote in news:design-D85E99.01242523022006
@nr-tor01.bellnexxia.net: In article , Joe Barta wrote: Wouldn't it be sad if that behavior was actually the result of years of medicating that child in an effort to "fix" something that his misguided parents felt needed "fixing"? Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. Maybe my woodworking interests came from those days? What about that kid screaming at his mom for some chocolate milk while playing a game? |
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"Robatoy" wrote in message
... closing breach on my tranquillizer gun... Reminds me of the one about the Doc who walked in the kid's hospital room and asked him how he was doing. The kid immediately went into hysterics hollering "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see". Doc looked over at the kid's mother and asked how long he had had hysterical blindness. She calmly replied "Only since you stepped in front of his TV". -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 12/13/05 |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message ... For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Funny, it made me think of Tom Watson reading the wreck and seeing all the OT threads.... Frank |
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![]() "Robatoy" wrote in message ... Ohh, he's just misunderstood... just letting off a little steam... Touché |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message ... For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv I think he just found out that his Harry Potter book is on back order. |
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![]() "John B" wrote in message news:hQcLf.14288$yK1.12178@news- Recommendations = Intraveinious(sp) valium or taken out behind the woodshed and given a bloody good hiding. The latter would probably be a permanent cure. |
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![]() "Frank Ketchum" wrote in message ink.net... Funny, it made me think of Tom Watson reading the wreck and seeing all the OT threads.... LOL |
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:58:18 GMT, Joe Barta wrote:
Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. Maybe my woodworking interests came from those days? My first woodworking adventure came when I was around six or seven. My grandpa bought me a little pint sized hachet. I went into the backyard and started chopping points onto sticks. I was gonna make me some spears. Well, mom came along and saw what I was doing, took away the hatchet, took away the spears and probably yelled at grandpa. Moms just don't understand ;-) Joe Barta My parents bought me a junior carpenter kit that included a rubber hand saw. They gave it to me while at grandma and grandpa's house. While no one was in the room with me, I proceeded to use said rubber saw on the brand new (or brand new looking) chippendale style cherry dining chair. Yeah, it left a mark, Yeah, I got a whuppin' fer that. Fortunately SWMBO doesn't do the same to me when I make a mistake nowadays. |
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![]() Robatoy wrote: Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. I went to Catholic school too...and for the most part was glad I did. But I got plenty of "understanding" too. Irish nuns...their order was the Sisters of Mercy. ("The Sisters Without Mercy.") I would love to visit Ireland someday, but I'm afraid that, evertime I heard an adult female speak, I would automatically just "assume the position." |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message ... For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |
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wrote: Robatoy wrote: Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. I went to Catholic school too...and for the most part was glad I did. But I got plenty of "understanding" too. Irish nuns...their order was the Sisters of Mercy. ("The Sisters Without Mercy.") Mantaining discipline in parochial schools is, quite simply, nothing more than force of habit. |
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John B wrote: Mark & Juanita wrote: For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv Well, I'll be buggered!!! Definitely a roo short in the top paddock. Recommendations = Intraveinious(sp) valium Also, the Thorazine air-freshener. or taken out behind the woodshed and given a bloody good hiding. John |
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![]() Robert Bonomi wrote: In article .com, wrote: Robatoy wrote: Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. I went to Catholic school too...and for the most part was glad I did. But I got plenty of "understanding" too. Irish nuns...their order was the Sisters of Mercy. ("The Sisters Without Mercy.") Mantaining discipline in parochial schools is, quite simply, nothing more than force of habit. The paddle used at my school had large holes drilled in the bidness end of it so as to make it displace a smaller volume of air when swung. Sister Aloicious did not swing heavy wood, but she was a big believer in bat speed. |
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wrote: Robert Bonomi wrote: In article .com, wrote: Robatoy wrote: Man, you said a mouthful. Funny how few of those new-fangled ADD-type of problems existed in parochial school. Sister Mary-Ellen "The Bear" was a great substitute for Retelin. She'd break a 48" wooden rule on your ass if she thought it would help you 'understand'. I went to Catholic school too...and for the most part was glad I did. But I got plenty of "understanding" too. Irish nuns...their order was the Sisters of Mercy. ("The Sisters Without Mercy.") Mantaining discipline in parochial schools is, quite simply, nothing more than force of habit. The paddle used at my school had large holes drilled in the bidness end of it so as to make it displace a smaller volume of air when swung. Sister Aloicious did not swing heavy wood, but she was a big believer in bat speed. She taught physics, eh? kinetic energy = mass * velocity**2 |
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"Robert Bonomi" wrote in message
Mantaining discipline in parochial schools is, quite simply, nothing more than force of habit. LOL Nice double entendre there, Robert ... much appreciated by a former Catholic school inmate. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 12/13/05 |
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![]() wrote in message oups.com... The paddle used at my school had large holes drilled in the bidness end of it so as to make it displace a smaller volume of air when swung. Sister Aloicious did not swing heavy wood, but she was a big believer in bat speed. The holes help displace the cushion of air between the butt and the prattle, fractions of an inch before it landed and there is more force in a more concentrated area. |
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(Robert Bonomi) wrote: She taught physics, eh? kinetic energy = mass * velocity**2 She didn't use it hard enough. It's (1/2)mv**2 |
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"Leon" wrote in message
Sister Aloicious did not swing heavy wood, but she was a big believer in bat speed. The holes help displace the cushion of air between the butt and the prattle, fractions of an inch before it landed and there is more force in a more concentrated area. Two most used tools in the woodworking shop in HS: the planer, to plane down the fat part of the baseball bat, and the drill press, to drill holes in the resultant, two handed, paddle. No self respecting coach would walk the hallways without one. My bony butt was once the recipient of 7 of those two handed "swats" and was multicolored for weeks. You would probably go to jail for doing that today ... of course you would probably also go to jail for doing what I did to deserve them. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 12/13/05 |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message ... For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv I recognize that guy... he was one of the Sr Directors at a previous job... outta control !! ;~) John |
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![]() Leon wrote: "Robatoy" wrote in message ... Ohh, he's just misunderstood... just letting off a little steam... Touché All that work to put in an accent.....and it really shouldn't be there. (Curious how you did it though!). JP |
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![]() "Mark & Juanita" wrote in message ... For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ found his picture http://www.ebaumsworld.com/augfan05.html |
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![]() "Jay Pique" wrote in message Touché All that work to put in an accent.....and it really shouldn't be there. (Curious how you did it though!). That is how the spell checker fixed it. |
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:43:25 GMT, John B
wrote: Mark & Juanita wrote: For all of you who have been suffering through the onslaught of the numbers-only identity troll; you might enjoy seeing the hidden camera footage of the troll at work in his lair: http://www.ehowa.com/showmovie.shtml?movie=crazygermankid.wmv +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Well, I'll be buggered!!! Definitely a roo short in the top paddock. Recommendations = Intraveinious(sp) valium or taken out behind the woodshed and given a bloody good hiding. John Yeah, I'm thinking it was after he saw one of JT's "Buttercup" postings and had just learned what "eat recycled food and have a nice next life" really meant. :-) Same treatment would probably work for the real troll as well. +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |
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