DIYbanter

DIYbanter (https://www.diybanter.com/)
-   Woodworking (https://www.diybanter.com/woodworking/)
-   -   OT - Work and Prison Compared (https://www.diybanter.com/woodworking/133965-ot-work-prison-compared.html)

J T December 3rd 05 01:04 PM

OT - Work and Prison Compared
 
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

http://www.JumboJoke.com


And yet, some people are actually opposed to the death penalty.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.


Kevin Craig December 3rd 05 06:07 PM

OT - Work and Prison Compared
 
In article , J T
wrote:

IN PRISON...
AT WORK...


I work in a prison. Where does that leave me?

J T December 4th 05 02:32 PM

OT - Work and Prison Compared
 
Sat, Dec 3, 2005, 12:07pm (EST-1) (Kevin*Craig) doth
asketh:
I work in a prison. Where does that leave me?

SOL?



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:14 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 DIYbanter