PUKEY YARD DUCKS
 

http://www.runnerduck.com/duck_family.htm

OK, all you amateurs, this is for experienced woodworkers only.



JOAT
If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
- Unknown

" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

"J T" wrote in message
...
http://www.runnerduck.com/duck_family.htm

OK, all you amateurs, this is for experienced woodworkers only.



JOAT
If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
- Unknown

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:13:47 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Tim
and Steph" quickly quoth:

" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Saaaaaaaaaaay, it's just about PUKEY BONFIRE SEASON again, iddenit?


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Tue, Sep 20, 2005, 8:13pm (EDT+4) (Tim=A0and=A0Steph)
mumbles:
" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Better yet, you put them in "your" garden.



JOAT
If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
- Unknown

"J T" wrote in message
...
Tue, Sep 20, 2005, 8:13pm (EDT+4) (Tim and Steph)
mumbles:
" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Better yet, you put them in "your" garden.

Looks cute for baby room decorations.

Josie

Wed, Sep 21, 2005, 8:47pm (Jois) did proclaim:
Looks cute for baby room decorations.

What do you have against babies? Now they would really look cute
for this.
http://www.airguns.net/fieldtarget/hometarg.html



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

J T wrote:
Wed, Sep 21, 2005, 8:47pm (Jois) did proclaim:
Looks cute for baby room decorations.

What do you have against babies? Now they would really look cute
for this.
http://www.airguns.net/fieldtarget/hometarg.html




No, YOU would look really cute for that

G

Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 5:17pm (EDT-3) (Gus) burbled:
No, YOU would look really cute for that

Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
species you know.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

J T wrote:
Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 5:17pm (EDT-3) (Gus) burbled:
No, YOU would look really cute for that

Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
species you know.


Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) (Gus) did burble
Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

On 23 Sep 2005, Gus spake unto rec.woodworking:

Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
species you know.

Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

When you're dealing with pukey ducks I think a few intentional misspellings
arr quite appropriate.

--
Jeff P.

Check out my woodshop at: www.sawdustcentral.com

*After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
*Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
*If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
*If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
*If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

"J T" wrote in message
...
Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) (Gus) did burble
Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

Sat, Sep 24, 2005, 12:40am (EDT+4) (X.S.Whyte-Noyes)
did state:
Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

ROTFLMAO



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

haha

haha

These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house that
houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.

FoggyTown

J T wrote:
Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) (Gus) did burble
Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are
always about.

"foggytown" wrote in message
oups.com...
These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house that
houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.

FoggyTown


Something wrong with that?

LOL

Josie

Jois (in ) said:

| "foggytown" wrote in message
| oups.com...
|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
||
|| FoggyTown
||
|
| Something wrong with that?
|
| LOL
|
| Josie

Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html

On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey"
wrote:

Jois (in ) said:

| "foggytown" wrote in message
| oups.com...
|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
||
|| FoggyTown
||
|
| Something wrong with that?
|
| LOL
|
| Josie

Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.

playing cards with some dogs.




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X.S.Whyte-Noyes wrote:
On 23 Sep 2005, Gus spake unto rec.woodworking:

Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
species you know.

Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

In point of fact, the grammar in my original post is quite acceptable.

Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) (Gus) who doth
publically proclaim:
But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
about.

Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.

As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
extra effort to intentionally be one.

No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
or know for sure I can whip their ass.

You have a nice life.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

:-)

J T wrote:
Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) (Gus) who doth
publically proclaim:
But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
about.

Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.

As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
extra effort to intentionally be one.

No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
or know for sure I can whip their ass.

You have a nice life.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

Elegantly put ;)
John

But only if it's at the Last Supper!

--
Jeff P.

Check out my woodshop at: www.sawdustcentral.com
"Mark & Juanita" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey"
wrote:

Jois (in ) said:

| "foggytown" wrote in message
| oups.com...
|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
||
|| FoggyTown
||
|
| Something wrong with that?
|
| LOL
|
| Josie

Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.

playing cards with some dogs.




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If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

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