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jo4hn June 25th 05 03:58 AM

All hail to the great and mighty Norm!
 
OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have
your attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a
couple of good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him.
They even coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn

stoutman June 25th 05 04:11 AM

There are myths about him?


"jo4hn" wrote in message
ink.net...
OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have your
attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a couple of
good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him. They even
coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn




Robert Bonomi June 25th 05 04:50 AM

In article ,
stoutman .@. wrote:
"jo4hn" wrote in message
link.net...
OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have your
attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a couple of
good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him. They even
coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn


There are myths about him?


Occathionally, yeth.

Most of the Normite groupies are mythers, however.




Thorry about that. grin


John June 25th 05 07:31 AM

An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 03:50:03 -0000,
(Robert Bonomi) wrote:

In article ,
stoutman .@. wrote:
"jo4hn" wrote in message
hlink.net...
OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have your
attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a couple of
good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him. They even
coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn


There are myths about him?


Occathionally, yeth.

Most of the Normite groupies are mythers, however.




Thorry about that. grin



Greg O June 25th 05 02:52 PM


"John" wrote in message
...
An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John



I think you missed the sarcasm!
Greg



jo4hn June 25th 05 02:57 PM

John wrote:
An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John


;-)

charlie b June 25th 05 04:30 PM

Robert Bonomi wrote:


There are myths about him?


Occathionally, yeth.

Most of the Normite groupies are mythers, however.

Thorry about that. grin


I thought myths were unmarried female moths.

charlie b

LRod June 25th 05 05:24 PM

On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 08:52:30 -0500, "Greg O"
wrote:


"John" wrote in message
.. .
An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John



I think you missed the sarcasm!


Where's that damn sarcasm key on my keyboard!!????!?

--
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997

Greg O June 25th 05 07:40 PM


"LRod" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 08:52:30 -0500, "Greg O"
wrote:


"John" wrote in message
. ..
An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John



I think you missed the sarcasm!


Where's that damn sarcasm key on my keyboard!!????!?

--
LRod



Just press Ctrl, Alt, and delete, twice!
Greg



Robatoy June 26th 05 12:00 AM

In article . net,
jo4hn wrote:

OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have
your attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a
couple of good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him.
They even coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn


I had not seen Norm since he was Vila's side-kick.
This morning, I was spending some time with my mother, as they had
rushed my 84-year old father to the hospital the day before with heart
problems...and she is an avid PBS watcher. Norm was upholstering an
ottoman. The most gawdawful fabric... it probably came from the Great
Hall where Ashcroft had a few nude statues covered up with draperies
because he didn't want boobs to show up on TV behind him.
Now the $8000.00 US worth of draperies have been taken down and next
think I know, Norm is upholstering an ottoman.
Coinkidink? I think not!

[email protected] June 26th 05 01:27 AM



LRod wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 08:52:30 -0500, "Greg O"
wrote:


"John" wrote in message
.. .
An the magazine DEFINITELY DID NOT coin the phrase/term
NORMITE, been used here on the newgroups for years

John



I think you missed the sarcasm!


Where's that damn sarcasm key on my keyboard!!????!?


It's usually just below and to the right of the 'any' key.

--

FF


CW June 26th 05 02:02 AM

Norm has a notoriously bad taste in color. He actually admitted one time
that the color he was painting the piece for the show was different from the
prototype because the crew thought his first choice so ugly.

"Robatoy" wrote in message
...
In article . net,
jo4hn wrote:

OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have
your attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a
couple of good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him.
They even coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn


I had not seen Norm since he was Vila's side-kick.
This morning, I was spending some time with my mother, as they had
rushed my 84-year old father to the hospital the day before with heart
problems...and she is an avid PBS watcher. Norm was upholstering an
ottoman. The most gawdawful fabric... it probably came from the Great
Hall where Ashcroft had a few nude statues covered up with draperies
because he didn't want boobs to show up on TV behind him.
Now the $8000.00 US worth of draperies have been taken down and next
think I know, Norm is upholstering an ottoman.
Coinkidink? I think not!




Robert Bonomi June 26th 05 03:30 AM

In article ,
charlie b wrote:
Robert Bonomi wrote:


There are myths about him?


Occathionally, yeth.

Most of the Normite groupies are mythters, however.

Thorry about that. grin


I thought myths were unmarried female moths.


That mytheth the point.

Dan June 26th 05 05:09 AM

On Fri 24 Jun 2005 09:58:47p, jo4hn wrote in
ink.net:

The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a
couple of good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him.



I got that issue today. I haven't finished the Adirondack chair article
but I liked the mythbusting one. Except for all the myths I didn't know
about

I did find out that he and I attended UMass Amherst at the same time for at
least one semester, maybe two. I think I bumped into him once.

Brian Siano June 27th 05 05:26 PM

stoutman wrote:
There are myths about him?


I'm fond of the one where Norm built a mahogany armoire with nothing
more than six pounds of balsawood and a rusty douzouki.




"jo4hn" wrote in message
ink.net...

OK, the subject may have been over the top a bit, but now that I have your
attention... The most recent issue of Popular Woodworking has a couple of
good articles on Abram, one of which debunks myths about him. They even
coined a term for his followers: Normites. Gawrsh.
sigh,
jo4hn





David June 27th 05 05:42 PM

That's IMPOSSIBLE...




everyone knows that Norm also used a 1/2 lb of brads to hold it all
together until the glue dried.


Dave

Brian Siano wrote:

I'm fond of the one where Norm built a mahogany armoire with nothing
more than six pounds of balsawood and a rusty douzouki.




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