rec.woodworking ANTI-FAQ Part 6 of 10 - Plans
 

6. PLANS
6.1 WHERE CAN I FIND PLANS FOR A POINTY STICK?
Pointy stick making is the most ancient and perhaps the most intricate
form of woodworking. Do not let their apparent simplicity deceive
you. Luckily, charlie b has dedicated an entire web site to pointy
sticks. Your best bet is to go the
http://home.comcast.net/~charliebcz/PointyStick/PS1TableOfContent.html

6.2 WHERE CAN I FIND FREE PLANS?
Take that crowbar to your wallet, you cheapskate. See Crowbar FAQ.

JOAT would be happy to give you free plans. He's always happy to reply
to email requests for free plans from folks just like you. Hell, if
you're in the neighbourhood, just stop on by and see him. If I can
find his phone number, I'll post it to all of Usenet so that you'll be
sure to see it.

6.3 WHERE CAN I GET PLANS FOR THE NEW YANKEE WORKSHOP PROJECTS?
You don't need plans. Bring your TV into the workshop and just follow
Norm as he is doing the work. If you have any clue about woodworking,
you should have no problem working as fast as he does.

6.4 WHAT BOOKS SHOULD I PURCHASE TO LEARN ABOUT VARIOUS ASPECTS OF
WOODWORKING?
Watch the NYW on TV. With Norm, you don't need any steenking books.
Or get them cheap at the LEE-BRARY.

You could also get the books on this website:
http://webpages.charter.net/29Y/woodworking/books/

6.5 WHAT IS THE BEST WOODWORKING MAGAZINE?
See #6.4.

6.6 CAN I REPOST A NEAT ARTICLE/PLAN I FOUND ELSEWHERE?
Not if you don't want to have face the wrath of a pinko hog-ridin'
ex-marine hillbilly writer. Copyright law is really simple: don't you
ever dare copy anything from anywhere. Not even the word "the".
Period. Just using the cut and paste feature on your computer could
land you in deep trouble. Copyright violations take the food out of
the mouths of the children of poor little innocent multinational
corporations. Besides, you will end up with a thread with over 100
posts full of legalese from a whole bunch of people who really know
what they are talking about, just like the electrical threads.
Violating copyright laws is just as bad as criticising a certain
Soviet Kanuckistani tool pornographer.

On the other hand, posting copies of every single issue of a magazine
and expensive CAD software will be much appreciated, as long as you
use weird posting software that nobody can use.

Disclaimer: This does not refer to anyone who has ever posted in this
newsgroup, whether they are a pinko hog-ridin' ex-marine hillbilly
writer or not. It was simply meant to refer to the wrath a copyright
violator is likely to face. Note that the words tool review or
blasphemous support of Sears tools or Woodcraft were not mentioned, so
reference to any particular individual self was not intended. See
Disclaimer FAQ.

6.7 WHERE DO I FIND PLANS FOR A COFFIN?
Here is the invaluable advice provided by the ever helpful wreck.wood
regulars. (Courtesy of Deja News)

Christine Marie Sorensen wrote:
I'm looking for a book or set of plans to build a wood coffin.
Can anyone help out?

Jeff Mayhew wrote:
I'll see what I can dig up....

Tom Perigrin wrote:
That joke was a grave offense to my ears.

Patrick Olguin wrote:
Could we please let this thread die and be buried?

Gary T. wrote:
Here's another one for the kill file

Ted Scott wrote:
A resurrected thread.

6.8 WHERE DO I GET PLAN FOR BAT HOUSES?
WTF do you want those flying rodents around? Are you batty or
something. They'll just give you rabies and other nasty diseases
after sucking out all your blood. Besides bats screw all night from 3
AM to daybreak.