Tree identification.
Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow
between them. One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know" A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree. One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is that small tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says " It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my pecker in" God Bless, Al Kyder |
Tree identification.
Good one AL - for once you posted a funny - I knew you were a pervert, but
at least you are a semi clean pervert - {notice there were no swear words in the joke}An no it was not a Mormon joke either - about time you fanned out "Al Kyder" wrote in message om... Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow between them. One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know" A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree. One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is that small tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?" The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says " It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my pecker in" God Bless, Al Kyder |
Tree identification.
"Ray Sandusky" wrote in message ...
Good one AL - for once you posted a funny - I knew you were a pervert, but at least you are a semi clean pervert - {notice there were no swear words in the joke}An no it was not a Mormon joke either - about time you fanned out I have a sense of humor Ray. Just because I take my art and my religion seriously does not mean I'm a wet blanket. Hey, you are from Tennessee aren't you. I got people down there. Granny Kyder was born in Tennessee. Just outside of Nashville. Little town called Franklin I believe. I've always meant to get down there and visit all my cousins but I just never got around to it. Maybe I should go ahead and do that soon. I could bring them all shoes. Winter will be here before you know it. Thanks for inspiring me Ray. God Bless, Al Kyder |
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