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GB May 4th 21 10:27 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html

Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.



The Natural Philosopher[_2_] May 5th 21 09:12 AM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


depends on the size of the saw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUZF0CAMVO8



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Max Demian May 5th 21 10:36 AM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


This is the kind of tool that Fred West used:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/22979049@N07/14301909011/

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williamwright May 5th 21 04:06 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


She really should have come on this group and asked us what was the best
thing to buy for dismembering a human body. I'm sure we could have helped.

Bill

Tim Lamb[_2_] May 5th 21 04:26 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
In message , williamwright
writes
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...vances-1137488
47.html Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four
times, causing fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a
circular saw.

She really should have come on this group and asked us what was the
best thing to buy for dismembering a human body. I'm sure we could
have helped.


Angle grinder might be a bit messy?


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The Natural Philosopher[_2_] May 5th 21 05:42 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 05/05/2021 16:26, Tim Lamb wrote:
In message , williamwright
writes
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...vances-1137488
47.htmlÂ*Â*Â* Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four
times, causingÂ* fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a
circular saw.

She really should have come on this group and asked us what was the
best thing to buy for dismembering a human body.Â* I'm sure we could
have helped.


Angle grinder might be a bit messy?


obviously a cordless chainsaw...

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Rod Speed May 5th 21 06:48 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 


"williamwright" wrote in message
...
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html
Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


She really should have come on this group and asked us what was the best
thing to buy for dismembering a human body. I'm sure we could have
helped.


Best to use a tree chipper. Bit noisy but very quick.


Peeler[_4_] May 5th 21 07:03 PM

UNBELIEVABLE: It's 03:48 am in Australia and the Senile Ozzietard has been out of Bed and TROLLING for HALF AN HOUR already!!!! LOL
 
On Thu, 6 May 2021 03:48:43 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread

03:48 in Australia??? So it will be another LONG LONG night of incessant
trolling for you, yet AGAIN, you miserable forsaken senile swine from Oz!

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Nightjar May 5th 21 07:34 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


The essence of DIY - use whatever you have available.

--
Colin Bignell

Robin May 5th 21 08:57 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.



Have you never bought a tool on an impulse and then looked for a job to
justify it?

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Rod Speed May 5th 21 10:04 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 


"nightjar" wrote in message
...
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html
Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


The essence of DIY - use whatever you have available.


Bit slow with the butter knife tho.


ARW May 5th 21 10:05 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 05/05/2021 17:42, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 05/05/2021 16:26, Tim Lamb wrote:
In message , williamwright
writes
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...vances-1137488
47.htmlÂ*Â*Â* Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four
times, causingÂ* fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a
circular saw.

She really should have come on this group and asked us what was the
best thing to buy for dismembering a human body.Â* I'm sure we could
have helped.


Angle grinder might be a bit messy?


obviously a cordless chainsaw...


But not battery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVli...nnel=JohnGreen

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Peeler[_4_] May 5th 21 10:39 PM

More Heavy Trolling by the Sleepless Senile Octogenarian Nym-Shifting Ozzie Cretin!
 
On Thu, 6 May 2021 07:04:00 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread

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Andrew[_22_] May 6th 21 02:22 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 05/05/2021 19:34, nightjar wrote:
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.


The essence of DIY - use whatever you have available.


Wait until the silage season (may, june) and hide the body in a
swathe of wilted grass that is going to be double-chopped ?.

Andrew[_22_] May 6th 21 02:24 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
On 05/05/2021 20:57, Robin wrote:
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.



Have you never bought a tool on an impulse and then looked for a job to
justify it?


Almost always. Nothing worse than doing a job on a bank holiday only
to discover that you need a slightly longer type of drill bit, or
run out sanding pads, ...

charles May 6th 21 02:48 PM

Surely the wrong tool for the job?
 
In article ,
Andrew wrote:
On 05/05/2021 20:57, Robin wrote:
On 04/05/2021 22:27, GB wrote:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/woman-murd...113748847.html


Bristol Crown Court heard Gordon stabbed Ms Netts four times, causing
fatal injuries, before dismembering her body with a circular saw.



Have you never bought a tool on an impulse and then looked for a job to
justify it?


Almost always. Nothing worse than doing a job on a bank holiday only
to discover that you need a slightly longer type of drill bit, or
run out sanding pads, ...


however Wickes and B&Q are now open on Bank Holidays.

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