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Radio Man March 11th 21 05:57 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?

Rod Speed March 11th 21 08:28 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
Radio Man wrote

She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick
poke when Harry isn't looking. Who wouldn't?


Me. Plenty more ****able than that stupid lying woman.

Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) March 11th 21 09:08 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian

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She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?




Peeler[_4_] March 11th 21 09:18 PM

Lonely Obnoxious Cantankerous Auto-contradicting Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 07:28:34 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


Me. Plenty more ****able than that stupid lying woman.


There is NO woman that is ****able for YOU, you sociopathic 86-year-old
senile troll! LOL

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jon March 12th 21 05:10 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:08:12 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian


I used to have a friend who was born blind and we spent many hours down
the pub discussing the concept of colour vision.

Jimmy Stewart ...[_2_] March 12th 21 07:53 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On 11/03/2021 17:57, Radio Man wrote:
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?

I wouldn't put anything past you cole

Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) March 12th 21 08:25 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
I was sighted, so that does not matter to me, I do miss seeing the female
form obviously, and despite the many end of the pier joke postcards showing
blind guess feeling up a stripper, I guess I still feel misunderstood.
However she is another mans wife now, so I'd most certainly not want to say
what I thought in a public forum like this one if I were sighted, since it
would I'd imagine convey bad vibes to any ladies reading here.
It is of course very true of men, that our bark is often worse than our bite
and a lot of stuff is banter, but how would you feel if every woman asked
you the size of your family jewels or to see you naked?
Brian

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"jon" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:08:12 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian


I used to have a friend who was born blind and we spent many hours down
the pub discussing the concept of colour vision.




Pancho March 12th 21 08:50 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On 11/03/2021 17:57, Radio Man wrote:
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?


And sell the story afterwards, obviously.

jon March 12th 21 09:20 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 08:25:16 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I was sighted, so that does not matter to me, I do miss seeing the
female form obviously, and despite the many end of the pier joke
postcards showing blind guess feeling up a stripper, I guess I still
feel misunderstood.
However she is another mans wife now, so I'd most certainly not want to
say
what I thought in a public forum like this one if I were sighted, since
it would I'd imagine convey bad vibes to any ladies reading here.
It is of course very true of men, that our bark is often worse than our
bite and a lot of stuff is banter, but how would you feel if every woman
asked you the size of your family jewels or to see you naked?
Brian


Its only convention. We could where transparent suits.

jon March 12th 21 09:35 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 08:50:39 +0000, Pancho wrote:

On 11/03/2021 17:57, Radio Man wrote:
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?


And sell the story afterwards, obviously.


He would be Muffing the mule with that beard.

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] March 12th 21 09:57 AM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On 12/03/2021 08:50, Pancho wrote:
On 11/03/2021 17:57, Radio Man wrote:
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry
isn't looking. Who wouldn't?


And sell the story afterwards, obviously.


I couldn't afford the lawsuit


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whisky-dave[_2_] March 12th 21 01:14 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Friday, 12 March 2021 at 05:10:57 UTC, jon wrote:
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:08:12 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian

I used to have a friend who was born blind and we spent many hours down
the pub discussing the concept of colour vision.


I've often wondered how a person born blind imagines what a females body looks like
especailly the sex organs.

Rod Speed March 12th 21 02:24 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
Pancho wrote
Radio Man wrote


She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?


And sell the story afterwards, obviously.


I'm amazed that no one ever did that with Phil.

Corse thats because he had all those he
****ed, killed, except Liz, as Al Fayed claims.


Rod Speed March 12th 21 02:27 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 


"jon" wrote in message ...
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 08:25:16 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I was sighted, so that does not matter to me, I do miss seeing the
female form obviously, and despite the many end of the pier joke
postcards showing blind guess feeling up a stripper, I guess I still
feel misunderstood.
However she is another mans wife now, so I'd most certainly not want to
say
what I thought in a public forum like this one if I were sighted, since
it would I'd imagine convey bad vibes to any ladies reading here.
It is of course very true of men, that our bark is often worse than our
bite and a lot of stuff is banter, but how would you feel if every woman
asked you the size of your family jewels or to see you naked?


Its only convention. We could where transparent suits.


That would see woman drivers much worse than they are already.

Rod Speed March 12th 21 02:34 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 


"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
On 12/03/2021 08:50, Pancho wrote:
On 11/03/2021 17:57, Radio Man wrote:
She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick poke when Harry isn't
looking. Who wouldn't?


And sell the story afterwards, obviously.


I couldn't afford the lawsuit


You wouldnt need to, just ensure that the
loot is offshore where no one can grab it.


Peeler[_4_] March 12th 21 03:27 PM

UNBELIEVABLE: It's 01:34 am in Australia and the Senile Ozzietard is out of Bed and TROLLING, already!!!! LOL
 
On Sat, 13 Mar 2021 01:34:08 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread

jon March 12th 21 04:37 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 05:14:24 -0800, whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 12 March 2021 at 05:10:57 UTC, jon wrote:
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:08:12 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian

I used to have a friend who was born blind and we spent many hours down
the pub discussing the concept of colour vision.


I've often wondered how a person born blind imagines what a females body
looks like especailly the sex organs.


Thats why pubic hair is so important.

Andrew[_22_] March 12th 21 04:59 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On 12/03/2021 13:14, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 12 March 2021 at 05:10:57 UTC, jon wrote:
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:08:12 +0000, Brian Gaff \(Sofa\) wrote:

I'm not really sure myself, as I cannot see her.
Brian

I used to have a friend who was born blind and we spent many hours down
the pub discussing the concept of colour vision.


I've often wondered how a person born blind imagines what a females body looks like
especailly the sex organs.

well a group of blind people (since birth) were taken to London
Zoo to get up close to an elephant, which was quite an experience
for them.

Cursitor Doom[_10_] March 14th 21 06:22 PM

I'd give Meghan a poke, wouldn't you?
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 07:28:34 +1100, "Rod Speed"
wrote:

Radio Man wrote

She may be half black but I'd give Meghan a quick
poke when Harry isn't looking. Who wouldn't?


Me. Plenty more ****able than that stupid lying woman.


I couldn't bear being in the same room as that bint, let alone any
kind of physical contact! Harry has proved himself to be a massive
chump. Even though he's ginger and not really Royal, he could still
have done a hell of a lot better than MM. I'll bet she's had more
pricks than a second-hand dartboard.
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