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Stephen Cole July 31st 20 07:11 AM

bloody computers
 
Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They’re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put them in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically, mate. Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it


They don’t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.


"They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times

--
M0TEY // STC // #SaveOurNHS

Jim GM4DHJ ... July 31st 20 08:43 AM

bloody computers
 
On 31/07/2020 07:11, Stephen Cole wrote:
Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They’re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put them in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically, mate. Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don’t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.


"They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times

oh right

Rambo July 31st 20 05:32 PM

bloody computers
 
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put them in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically, mate. Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.


"They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times


No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

Jim GM4 DHJ ... July 31st 20 05:43 PM

bloody computers
 
On 31/07/2020 17:32, Rambo wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put them in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically, mate. Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.

"They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times


No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

it all started when I posted pictures of myself in Oban just after my
transplant.....I was wearing the same clothes I wore before the
operation when I was just under 17 stone....at 12 stone I looked a bit
decrepit in clothes that were too big for me.....but they were
clean......and the only person I met at an English rally was Ian Jackson
.....

Jim GM4DHJ ... August 1st 20 10:28 AM

bloody computers
 
On 31/07/2020 17:43, Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
On 31/07/2020 17:32, Rambo wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put them
in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically, mate.
Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.

* "They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times


No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

it all started when I posted pictures of myself in Oban just after my
transplant.....I was wearing the same clothes I wore before the
operation when I was just under 17 stone....at 12 stone I looked a bit
decrepit in clothes that were too big for me.....but they were
clean......and the only person I met at an English rally was Ian Jackson
....

and he had a nice straw hat on .....

Ian Jackson[_9_] August 1st 20 11:10 AM

bloody computers
 
In message , Jim GM4DHJ ...
writes
On 31/07/2020 17:43, Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
On 31/07/2020 17:32, Rambo wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put
them in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically,
mate. Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty Jim.

* "They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times

No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

it all started when I posted pictures of myself in Oban just after my
transplant.....I was wearing the same clothes I wore before the
operation when I was just under 17 stone....at 12 stone I looked a bit
decrepit in clothes that were too big for me.....but they were
clean......and the only person I met at an English rally was Ian Jackson ....

and he had a nice straw hat on .....


No - it wasn't straw, Jim. To test your eyes, I would have suggested a
trip to the Bishop Auckland rally - but there probably won't be one this
year.
https://www.barac.org.uk/rally/
--
Ian

Jim GM4 DHJ ... August 1st 20 12:26 PM

bloody computers
 
On 01/08/2020 11:10, Ian Jackson wrote:
In message , Jim GM4DHJ ...
writes
On 31/07/2020 17:43, Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
On 31/07/2020 17:32, Rambo wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and
keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put
them* in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically,
mate.* Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty
Jim.

* "They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The
rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times

No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

it all started when I posted pictures of myself in Oban just after my
transplant.....I was wearing the same clothes I wore before the
operation when I was just under 17 stone....at 12 stone I looked a
bit decrepit in clothes that were too big for me.....but they were
clean......and the only person I met at an English rally was Ian
Jackson* ....

and he had a nice straw hat on .....


No - it wasn't straw, Jim. To test your eyes, I would have suggested a
trip to the Bishop Auckland rally - but there probably won't be one this
year.
https://www.barac.org.uk/rally/

Yes spennymoore is a good one......well your hat was light coloured
then.....

Jim GM4 DHJ ... August 1st 20 12:31 PM

bloody computers
 
On 01/08/2020 12:26, Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
On 01/08/2020 11:10, Ian Jackson wrote:
In message , Jim GM4DHJ ...
writes
On 31/07/2020 17:43, Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
On 31/07/2020 17:32, Rambo wrote:
On Fri, 31 Jul 2020 06:11:40 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Rambo wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Stephen Cole
wrote:

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 30/07/2020 10:39, Stephen Cole wrote:
Jim GM4 DHJ ... wrote:
last windows 10 fecked one of my desktops....mouse and
keyboard not
working...what should I do now ? ....

They?re probably just gummed up with faecal matter, Jim. Put
them* in the
dishwasher, and maybe start living a bit more hygienically,
mate.* Thanks,
Jim.

that will be it

They don?t call you ****ty Jim for nothing, mate. Thanks, ****ty
Jim.

* "They"...you mean you and the Scottish echolalia victim. The
rest of
us assume Jim's personal hygiene is beyond reproach!


Did you not hear those reports from rally goers that ran into him?

It was like rotting fish and burnt hair

The stench stung my eyeballs

I think he must have followed through at least a couple of times

No..But feel free to provide valid examples of those statements.

it all started when I posted pictures of myself in Oban just after
my transplant.....I was wearing the same clothes I wore before the
operation when I was just under 17 stone....at 12 stone I looked a
bit decrepit in clothes that were too big for me.....but they were
clean......and the only person I met at an English rally was Ian
Jackson* ....
and he had a nice straw hat on .....


No - it wasn't straw, Jim. To test your eyes, I would have suggested a
trip to the Bishop Auckland rally - but there probably won't be one
this year.
https://www.barac.org.uk/rally/

Yes spennymoore is a good one......well your hat was light coloured
then.....

don't see why they are being cancelled because you can go to indoor
markets now......which is all a rally is these days


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