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Peter Hucker September 10th 04 12:00 AM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:39 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:08:30 -0600, Snuhwolf


wrote:

Two-peice lawsuit wit hvested interests?

Doesn't that chaff?

I wear lip balm :)


On your arse?

Peach flavor, care to sample?


[BARF!]



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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."

Peter Hucker September 10th 04 12:03 AM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
:

(Snuhwolf)
) wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:

Filth!
--=20

I'm sorry but I haven't any :(
Could I intrest you in some fresh man-gravy perhaps?

Good God, Man!

html!!!!?!

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)


No manual entry for gravy


google on "man gravy"...


Turns up mainly a recipe for "poor man's gravy".


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I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband.
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"

ah September 10th 04 04:56 AM

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
:

(Snuhwolf)
) wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:

(Snuhwolf)
) wrote:

In article , "Peter Hucker"
wrote:
=20
On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 21:39:20 GMT, =DF=A1g =AE=EA=DE

H=EB=A3m=FCt
wrote:
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Peter Hucker wrote in
opsduyx9h0aiowgp@blue:

On Sun, 05 Sep 2004 13:48:43 GMT, ah
wrote:

"Peter Hucker"

(opsdqwdvgpaiowgp@blue)
wrote:

On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 09:39:30 GMT, ah
wrote:

"Peter Hucker"
(opsdp7bdzsaiowgp@blue) wrot=
e:

On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 00:41:27 GMT, ah


wrote:

I was more energised then I had ever, ever been.

Like the difference between a color photo and

b&w....

Don't say that in a photography group, you'll start an
argument.

o.k. . . . it's like the difference between shielded

and
unshiel=
ded
wire.

I've never tasted shielded wire, what's it like?

Snake.

I've never tasted snake, what's it like?

Cock-a-two :)
=20
Gayboy.
=20
Just looking or do you wish to purchase?
=20
:0)

Filth!
--=20

I'm sorry but I haven't any :(
Could I intrest you in some fresh man-gravy perhaps?

Good God, Man!

html!!!!?!

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)


No manual entry for gravy


google on "man gravy"...


$ grep 'man gravy' google stdout

$ filth
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 11th 04 10:51 PM

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:39 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:08:30 -0600, Snuhwolf

wrote:

Two-peice lawsuit wit hvested interests?

Doesn't that chaff?

I wear lip balm :)

On your arse?

Peach flavor, care to sample?


[BARF!]

No, I dont think they make a "barf" flavor...


Well I've just provided you with a free sample.

--
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93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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_..------.,._
,-; .------.'-._`-.
__.'_/ /______/ ``-`.
_.-;'`` --_ ; =, .-'``". `\/|
.'--' .-"-.\| | | / .---. `-' |
`-..__/ .-. \__'_-__-_____/ .-. \___/
\ '-' / \ '-' /
'-.-' '-.-'

Peter Hucker September 11th 04 10:52 PM

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
:

(Snuhwolf)
) wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:

Filth!
--=20

I'm sorry but I haven't any :(
Could I intrest you in some fresh man-gravy perhaps?

Good God, Man!

html!!!!?!

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...


Turns up mainly a recipe for "poor man's gravy".


Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...


I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


--
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http://www.petersparrots.com
93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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Love conquers all, unless of course you're playing tennis.

Peter Hucker September 11th 04 10:55 PM

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:14 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.10.04.17.38.112168@happy1:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...


$ grep 'man gravy' google stdout

$ filth


Dont gimme any of your linux lip boy...


I'm convinced the word grep is disgusting. Those sad linux geeks like doing subtle naughtyness.

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93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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"The best things in life actually cost a lot of money" - The Beatles

ah September 12th 04 03:00 AM

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 22:55:41 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:14 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.10.04.17.38.112168@happy1:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...

$ grep 'man gravy' google stdout

$ filth


Dont gimme any of your linux lip boy...


I'm convinced the word grep is disgusting. Those sad linux geeks like doing subtle naughtyness.


unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 12th 04 10:14 AM

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 22:55:41 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:14 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.10.04.17.38.112168@happy1:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...

$ grep 'man gravy' google stdout

$ filth

Dont gimme any of your linux lip boy...


I'm convinced the word grep is disgusting. Those sad linux geeks like doing subtle naughtyness.


unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep


QED


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93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
Served from a pentawatercooled dual silent Athlon 2.8 with terabyte raid

_______
_____ |.-----.|
/.---.\ || ||
|| || ||_____||
|| /__\ |-_---_-|
|| =| |=| |=
|| !!! !!!
||
|| _..---.
_||___.---.____.-" _...__)
(______| |_____.-' /
\ |___| |
| !!!!! |
\ /
'.__ __.'
_\/``"""""""``\/_
(__( )__)

Peter Hucker September 13th 04 01:23 PM

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
:

(Snuhwolf)
) wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:

Filth!
--=20

I'm sorry but I haven't any :(
Could I intrest you in some fresh man-gravy perhaps?

Good God, Man!

html!!!!?!

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...

Turns up mainly a recipe for "poor man's gravy".


Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...


I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


Its wot made the net wot it is it is...


You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


--
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http://www.petersparrots.com
93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
Served from a pentawatercooled dual silent Athlon 2.8 with terabyte raid

_ .--.
( ` )
.-' `--,
_..----.. ( )`-.
.'_|` _|` _|( .__, )
/_| _| _| _( (_, .-'
;| _| _| _| '-'__,--'`--'
| _| _| _| _| |
_ || _| _| _| _|
_( `--.\_| _| _| _|/
.-' )--,| _| _|.`
(__, (_ ) )_| _| /
`-.__.\ _,--'\|__|__/
;____;
\YT/
||
|""|
'=='

Peter Hucker September 13th 04 01:23 PM

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 22:55:41 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:14 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.10.04.17.38.112168@happy1:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...

$ grep 'man gravy' google stdout

$ filth

Dont gimme any of your linux lip boy...

I'm convinced the word grep is disgusting. Those sad linux geeks

like doing subtle naughtyness.

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep


QED


umount hd0


That's torn it.

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1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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How are new girl friends like a fresh roll of toilet paper?
Sometimes it's kind of hard to get the first piece, but after that you can rip one off anytime.

Mr Kyle wot is called Phil September 13th 04 11:18 PM

Dyno Mutt wrote in
:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:09 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

happy wrote in
pan.2004.09.08.23.08.58.733593@happy1:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:38 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in
:

(Snuhwolf)
)

wrote:

In article , ah
wrote:

Filth!
--=20

I'm sorry but I haven't any :(
Could I intrest you in some fresh man-gravy perhaps?

Good God, Man!

html!!!!?!

No...actual MAN GRAVY :o)

No manual entry for gravy

google on "man gravy"...

Turns up mainly a recipe for "poor man's gravy".


Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...

I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


Its wot made the net wot it is it is...


You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!




Stop torking about me.

--
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jjyjrrjyjyjyjjjyjyjjyjyjyyjyyjj
http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/
enlphgyrevfnphagrgegrgrgregrge






Peter Hucker September 14th 04 12:07 AM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:35 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...

I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


Its wot made the net wot it is it is...


You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!


Low sweet chariot?

--
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93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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.--.
O-'-^/ ) .
\__ \/( __)\
_ ) ''---' \
(_) , )
'-\ )--------\ (
_/ / _) _) )
(__/ (__(__)

Peter Hucker September 14th 04 12:08 AM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0


That's torn it.

su -


Errrr I have no idea what that means!



--
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93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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I take loads of laxatives when the pollen count rises. It stops me sneezing - I daren't.

ah September 14th 04 05:41 AM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:07:42 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:35 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...

I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


Its wot made the net wot it is it is...

You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!


Low sweet chariot?


Love a sweet cherroot?
--
ah

ah September 14th 04 05:44 AM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -


Errrr I have no idea what that means!


SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.
--
ah

ah September 14th 04 05:45 AM

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:17 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 22:41:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 08 Sep 2004 21:05:39 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 14:08:30 -0600, Snuhwolf

wrote:

Two-peice lawsuit wit hvested interests?

Doesn't that chaff?

I wear lip balm :)

On your arse?

Peach flavor, care to sample?

[BARF!]

No, I dont think they make a "barf" flavor...


Well I've just provided you with a free sample.

What kind of wine goes with barf?


Red.
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 14th 04 12:02 PM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:41:38 GMT, ah wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:07:42 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:35 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 13:58:13 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Add "hot, wet" to the search parameters...

I'm going to regret doing this search....

Oh christ....


Its wot made the net wot it is it is...

You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!


Low sweet chariot?


Love a sweet cherroot?


[gets fire extinguisher ready]

--
*****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com
93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com
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Peter Hucker September 14th 04 11:58 PM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:11 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mr Kyle wot is called Phil wrote in
1095113900.av1PVMPb9/7zNPo/aRN9xA@teranews:

Dyno Mutt wrote in
:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Its wot made the net wot it is it is...

You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!




Stop torking about me.

Gonna crank it down to 50 ft. lbs...


Gonna crank it up to 50 kilowatts per channel, better cover your ears :-)

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __. _______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | / _____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | | __
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | | |_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | | |__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__| \______|

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __. _______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | / _____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | | __
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | | |_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | | |__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__| \______|


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d8888 d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
888 888 .d88P
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888 .od888P" "Y8b.
888 d88P" 888 888
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*****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com
93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. - Emo Phillips

Peter Hucker September 14th 04 11:59 PM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!


SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.


Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...


I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins 47 thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

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*****TWO BABY CONURES***** 16 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com
93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com
1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

ah September 15th 04 12:30 AM

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!


SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.


Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...


o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 15th 04 10:49 PM

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:02 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:11 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mr Kyle wot is called Phil wrote in
1095113900.av1PVMPb9/7zNPo/aRN9xA@teranews:

Dyno Mutt wrote in
:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:15 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Its wot made the net wot it is it is...

You repeated "it is", you'll confuse Phil.


Phil can't hang!




Stop torking about me.

Gonna crank it down to 50 ft. lbs...


Gonna crank it up to 50 kilowatts per channel, better cover your ears :-

)

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.

_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /

_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | |

__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | |

|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |

|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|

\______|

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.

_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /

_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | |

__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | |

|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |

|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|

\______|


d888 .d8888b. .d8888b.
d8888 d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
888 888 .d88P
888 .d88P 8888"
888 .od888P" "Y8b.
888 d88P" 888 888
888 888" Y88b d88P
8888888 888888888 "Y8888P"

You have a really big ASCII...


I warned you it was 50kW per channel. And you just distorted it! Your speakers I mean your newsreader is no good!


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Peter Hucker September 15th 04 10:49 PM

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!

SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...


I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins 47

thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?


Not erotic enough.

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Peter Hucker September 15th 04 10:50 PM

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!

SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...


o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?


Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...


And XP would be happy under 400MHz?


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ah September 16th 04 03:37 AM

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!

SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins 47

thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?


Not erotic enough.


Try a 469?
--
ah

ah September 16th 04 03:39 AM

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.14.05.06.57.112292@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:08:19 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 21:58:36 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:01:16 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:00:46 GMT, ah wrote:

unzip

strip . . . touch . . . finger

mount . . . fsck

more . . . yes

fsck, fsck, fsck

unmount

sleep

QED


umount hd0

That's torn it.

su -

Errrr I have no idea what that means!

SuperUser . . . like runas, but on steroids, acid and scotch.

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?


Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...


And XP would be happy under 400MHz?


GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 16th 04 05:54 PM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins 47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?


Not erotic enough.


Try a 469?


Is that a vehicular item?


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How does a Unix guru have sex?
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck; fsck;fsck;umount;sleep

Peter Hucker September 16th 04 05:56 PM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...


And XP would be happy under 400MHz?


GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.


For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+ machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


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"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."

Peter Hucker September 16th 04 10:24 PM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:02 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.
_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /
_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | |
__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | |
|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |
|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|
\______|

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.
_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /
_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | | |
__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | | |
|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |
|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|
\______|


d888 .d8888b. .d8888b.
d8888 d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
888 888 .d88P
888 .d88P 8888"
888 .od888P" "Y8b.
888 d88P" 888 888
888 888" Y88b d88P
8888888 888888888 "Y8888P"

You have a really big ASCII...


I warned you it was 50kW per channel. And you just distorted it! Your

speakers I mean your newsreader is no good!


My newsreader goes up to 11!


My amp goes up to 255. In only use it up to about 6, or the neighbours get ornaments shaking.


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What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.

Peter Hucker September 16th 04 10:25 PM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:11 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

ah wrote in

pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?

GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.


For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is

happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+

machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


Thank you Billy Two Sheds...thats just huger than soup.


Which planet are you speaking to us from?

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During the weekly Lamaze class, the instructor emphasized the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start walking with their wives.
From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, "Would it be okay if she carries a bag of golf clubs while she walks?"

ah September 17th 04 11:53 AM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:56:06 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?


GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.


For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is
happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+
machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


Hold that wallet a bit until you're su

most "slowness" is because of the storage-bus bottleneck.

You could have 5 terabytes of storage accessible by a
liquid-nitrogen-cooled 14CPU system, but still get the responsiveness of
a 80386.

Of course, XP is a bottleneck in, and of, itself.
--
ah

ah September 17th 04 11:53 AM

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:54:59 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins
47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?

Not erotic enough.


Try a 469?


Is that a vehicular item?


Something like that.
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 17th 04 12:11 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:02 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:56:06 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?

GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.


For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is
happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+
machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


Hold that wallet a bit until you're su

most "slowness" is because of the storage-bus bottleneck.

You could have 5 terabytes of storage accessible by a
liquid-nitrogen-cooled 14CPU system, but still get the responsiveness of
a 80386.

Of course, XP is a bottleneck in, and of, itself.


I removed the storage bottleneck. Four 250MB 7200rpm drives connected to a £250 3ware 66MHz/64bit PCI RAID card. The processors can't write data that fast!

Besides I have 2GB of RAM, soon to be 3GB.


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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."

Peter Hucker September 17th 04 12:51 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:25 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:54:59 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that pins
47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?

Not erotic enough.

Try a 469?


Is that a vehicular item?


Something like that.


Sounded like a Peugeot.


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ah September 17th 04 10:46 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:51:02 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:25 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:54:59 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that
pins 47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?

Not erotic enough.

Try a 469?

Is that a vehicular item?


Something like that.


Sounded like a Peugeot.


GM
--
ah

ah September 17th 04 10:47 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:11:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:02 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:56:06 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?

GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.

For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is
happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+
machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


Hold that wallet a bit until you're su

most "slowness" is because of the storage-bus bottleneck.

You could have 5 terabytes of storage accessible by a
liquid-nitrogen-cooled 14CPU system, but still get the responsiveness of
a 80386.

Of course, XP is a bottleneck in, and of, itself.


I removed the storage bottleneck. Four 250MB 7200rpm drives connected to
a £250 3ware 66MHz/64bit PCI RAID card. The processors can't write data
that fast!

Besides I have 2GB of RAM, soon to be 3GB.


Try SCSI 320.
--
ah

Peter Hucker September 17th 04 11:52 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:28 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:10 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:02 GMT, Dyno Mutt


wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.
_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /
_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | |

|
__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | |

|
|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |
|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|
\______|

.___________. _______ _______.___________. __ .__ __.
_______
| || ____| / | || | | \ | | /
_____|
`---| |----`| |__ | (----`---| |----`| | | \| | |

|
__
| | | __| \ \ | | | | | . ` | |

|
|_ |
| | | |____.----) | | | | | | |\ | |
|__| |
|__| |_______|_______/ |__| |__| |__| \__|
\______|


d888 .d8888b. .d8888b.
d8888 d88P Y88b d88P Y88b
888 888 .d88P
888 .d88P 8888"
888 .od888P" "Y8b.
888 d88P" 888 888
888 888" Y88b d88P
8888888 888888888 "Y8888P"

You have a really big ASCII...

I warned you it was 50kW per channel. And you just distorted it!

Your
speakers I mean your newsreader is no good!


My newsreader goes up to 11!


My amp goes up to 255. In only use it up to about 6, or the neighbours

get ornaments shaking.


I turned my amp up loud enough for the neighbors to hear wonce...but then
i got stage fright :o(


You play the guitar?


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Peter Hucker September 17th 04 11:53 PM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:18:29 GMT, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:15:11 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?

GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.

For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is
happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+
machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.


Thank you Billy Two Sheds...thats just huger than soup.


Which planet are you speaking to us from?

Oy M8! Yer a scope aint ya?


What?

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A weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend.

Peter Hucker September 18th 04 12:01 AM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:46:51 GMT, ah wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:51:02 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:25 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:54:59 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that
pins 47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?

Not erotic enough.

Try a 469?

Is that a vehicular item?

Something like that.


Sounded like a Peugeot.


GM


Vauxhall you ****ing yank.


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The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is "Lunch."

Peter Hucker September 18th 04 12:01 AM

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:47:32 GMT, ah wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:11:58 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:02 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:56:06 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:39:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:50:25 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:07 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

ah wrote in
pan.2004.09.14.23.49.40.316537@happy1:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 +0000, Dyno Mutt wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

o.k.

But, just in case someone asks, why?

Well nothing under 400MHz...its very picky...

And XP would be happy under 400MHz?

GUI isn't everything . . . but it sure helps.

For once I wasn't saying windows was any better, just that nothing is
happy under 400MHz.

I'm getting really ****ed off with how slow this dual Athlon MP 2800+
machine is. Will have to get the 64 bit ones soon.

Hold that wallet a bit until you're su

most "slowness" is because of the storage-bus bottleneck.

You could have 5 terabytes of storage accessible by a
liquid-nitrogen-cooled 14CPU system, but still get the responsiveness of
a 80386.

Of course, XP is a bottleneck in, and of, itself.


I removed the storage bottleneck. Four 250MB 7200rpm drives connected to
a £250 3ware 66MHz/64bit PCI RAID card. The processors can't write data
that fast!

Besides I have 2GB of RAM, soon to be 3GB.


Try SCSI 320.


I don't have THAT many credit cards. How much for a terrabyte of SCSI disks?


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ah September 18th 04 12:21 AM

On Sat, 18 Sep 2004 00:01:13 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:46:51 GMT, ah wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:51:02 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Fri, 17 Sep 2004 10:53:25 GMT, ah wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 17:54:59 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 02:37:18 GMT, ah wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 22:49:50 +0100, Peter Hucker wrote:

On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 21:33:06 GMT, Dyno Mutt
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in
:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:22:12 GMT, Dyno Mutt

wrote:

Mandrake dont like pentiums, pass it on...

I don't think I want to pass a pentium. Last time I tried that
pins 47
thru' 78 got caught on my small intestine.

Try a 286?

Not erotic enough.

Try a 469?

Is that a vehicular item?

Something like that.

Sounded like a Peugeot.


GM


Vauxhall you ****ing yank.


I repeat "I'MNOTAYANK!"
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