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The Natural Philosopher[_2_] July 25th 19 12:02 AM

Darwin award latest
 
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.

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a car with the cramped public exposure of €¨an airplane.€ť

Dennis Miller


T i m July 25th 19 01:32 AM

Darwin award latest
 
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m



Richard[_10_] July 25th 19 05:52 AM

Darwin award latest
 
On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.
Standards are slipping...

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] July 25th 19 08:20 AM

Darwin award latest
 
On 25/07/2019 05:52, Richard wrote:
On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/



****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.


But no more than two.

Standards are slipping...



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true: it is true because it is powerful."

Lucas Bergkamp

Brian Gaff July 25th 19 08:42 AM

Darwin award latest
 
DIY Suicide?
Brian

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On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m





Brian Gaff July 25th 19 08:45 AM

Darwin award latest
 
The people I wonder about are those idiots who jump from high places wearing
a winged suit and then hit something so they don't deploy their
parachotes.
Those are the Darwin award candidates, but if we are talking DIY, its the
person who runs 240v to their pond and makes the connection so crap that
you get electrocuted when you turn it on.
Brian

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On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.
Standards are slipping...




T i m July 25th 19 11:08 AM

Darwin award latest
 
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:38 +0100, Richard
wrote:

On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.


Left brainers ... where did I mention anything about it not being a
Darwin issue?

Standards are slipping...


Not DIY standards AFAWK though?

Cheers, T i m

Andrew[_22_] July 25th 19 12:02 PM

Darwin award latest
 
That French bloke got a bit wet when he tried to land on a
boat mid-channel to refuel his personal jet-hover-board.

All the 'Iranian' immigrants will be trying this soon.

On 25/07/2019 08:45, Brian Gaff wrote:
The people I wonder about are those idiots who jump from high places wearing
a winged suit and then hit something so they don't deploy their
parachotes.
Those are the Darwin award candidates, but if we are talking DIY, its the
person who runs 240v to their pond and makes the connection so crap that
you get electrocuted when you turn it on.
Brian




Dennis@home July 25th 19 01:21 PM

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On 25/07/2019 12:02, Andrew wrote:
That French bloke got a bit wet when he tried to land on a
boat mid-channel to refuel his personal jet-hover-board.

All the 'Iranian' immigrants will be trying this soon.


Immigrants don't need too.



G r o g July 25th 19 06:14 PM

Darwin award latest
 
On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m


T i m,She did it herself?

Richard[_10_] July 25th 19 06:44 PM

Darwin award latest
 
On 25/07/2019 11:08, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:38 +0100, Richard
wrote:

On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.

And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.


Left brainers ... where did I mention anything about it not being a
Darwin issue?


Oh dear. Where did I say that?


Standards are slipping...


Not DIY standards AFAWK though?

Cheers, T i m



T i m July 25th 19 10:45 PM

Darwin award latest
 
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 18:44:04 +0100, Richard
wrote:

On 25/07/2019 11:08, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:52:38 +0100, Richard
wrote:

On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.

And that has what to do with DIY exactly?


Good grief. You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin
Award candidate, two offspring.


Left brainers ... where did I mention anything about it not being a
Darwin issue?


Oh dear. Where did I say that?


"You completely missed the fact that this is *not* a Darwin Award
candidate"

If 'I completely missed' that it 'it wasn't' that meant I thought it
was, ignoring that FACT that I wasn't referring to it at all (and you
were).

And I'm guessing you didn't read the OP's heading?

Probably not black and white enough for you though eh. ;-(

Two left brainers can never = one right.

Cheers, T i m

T i m July 25th 19 10:51 PM

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On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 18:14:50 +0100, G r o g
wrote:

On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m


T i m,She did it herself?


(no space after the comma, capital S ... )

It? As in, did she set out to do a DIY suicide project that worked? I
doubt it.

So, even if it was a Darwin award candidate, what does it have to do
with diy or why no OT in the subject?

Cheers, T i m

Brian Gaff July 26th 19 08:53 AM

Darwin award latest
 
DIY Suicide?
Brian

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On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/


****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m





T i m July 26th 19 12:39 PM

Darwin award latest
 
On Fri, 26 Jul 2019 08:53:01 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

DIY Suicide?


Given that the chances are the death was an accident (down to impaired
senses), still nothing to do with DIY and so very much off topic.

Cheers, T i m

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] July 26th 19 12:51 PM

Darwin award latest
 
On 25/07/2019 18:14, G r o g wrote:
On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/



****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.


And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m


T i m,She did it herself?


Exactly.,

Cant we renane this group uk.men.in.sheds.mostly ?

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When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over
the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that
authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.

Frédéric Bastiat

[email protected] July 29th 19 11:04 AM

Darwin award latest
 
On Friday, July 26, 2019 at 12:51:48 PM UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 25/07/2019 18:14, G r o g wrote:
On 25/07/2019 01:32, T i m wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:02:37 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...eral-vehicles/



****ed and coked up, she gets out, gets killed, he drives on because
he's too loaded to pass a police blood test.

And that has what to do with DIY exactly?

Cheers, T i m


T i m,She did it herself?


Exactly.,

Cant we renane this group uk.men.in.sheds.mostly ?

--
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over
the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that
authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.

Frédéric Bastiat


uk.oldmen.in.sheds surely /


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