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GB February 21st 18 05:54 PM

Blue job
 
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"

ARW February 22nd 18 08:05 PM

Blue job
 
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?

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Robin February 22nd 18 08:15 PM

Blue job
 
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Phew. Thanks for that. I thought I was the only one who didn't get it.

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Mr Pounder Esquire February 22nd 18 09:03 PM

Blue job
 
ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


No, and I've been around a lot.



Robin February 22nd 18 09:18 PM

Blue job
 
On 22/02/2018 21:03, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


No, and I've been around a lot.



Think of the worst possible time for her to break off to answer the door...

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Mr Pounder Esquire February 22nd 18 09:59 PM

Blue job
 
Robin wrote:
On 22/02/2018 21:03, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"

????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


No, and I've been around a lot.



Think of the worst possible time for her to break off to answer the
door...


I had to Google this and now understand.
Have to say that this blue job has never happend to me.
I once knew this girl - I'll say no more ....




GB February 23rd 18 07:37 AM

Blue job
 
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.


Brian Gaff February 23rd 18 09:33 AM

Blue job
 
That sucks...
Sorry.
Brian

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ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


No, and I've been around a lot.




Brian Gaff February 23rd 18 09:37 AM

Blue job
 
Actually though, denial of service, I think that is subtle enough, can
sometimes be quite a turn on. Brian

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On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater bar
is a job for me.




Max Demian February 23rd 18 10:45 AM

Blue job
 
On 23/02/2018 07:37, GB wrote:
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.


I hadn't heard of either/any meaning.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluejob gives quite a
few, including yours.

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David February 23rd 18 01:56 PM

Blue job
 
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:54:26 +0000, GB wrote:

"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


Blowjob from a Tory?



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ARW February 23rd 18 06:18 PM

Blue job
 
On 23/02/2018 07:37, GB wrote:
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"


????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.


:-)

What colour job is the washing up?

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ARW February 23rd 18 06:19 PM

Blue job
 
On 23/02/2018 10:45, Max Demian wrote:
On 23/02/2018 07:37, GB wrote:
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"

????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.


I hadn't heard of either/any meaning.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluejob gives quite a
few, including yours.


What colour are the jobs in same sex relationships?

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Adam

Jim February 24th 18 12:21 AM

Blue job
 
ARW Wrote in message:
On 23/02/2018 10:45, Max Demian wrote:
On 23/02/2018 07:37, GB wrote:
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"

????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?


Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.


I hadn't heard of either/any meaning.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluejob gives quite a
few, including yours.


What colour are the jobs in same sex relationships?


Brown....
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ARW February 24th 18 06:48 PM

Blue job
 
On 24/02/2018 00:14, jim wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 23/02/2018 10:45, Max Demian wrote:
On 23/02/2018 07:37, GB wrote:
On 22/02/2018 20:05, ARW wrote:
On 21/02/2018 17:54, GB wrote:
"PS Please will you try to detach hat from hoover in our room?"

????


Do you know what a Bluejob is?

Oops. I had no idea!

We just divide the household tasks between blue and pink tasks.
Dismantling the vacuum cleaner to remove a hat wound round the beater
bar is a job for me.

I hadn't heard of either/any meaning.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluejob gives quite a
few, including yours.


What colour are the jobs in same sex relationships?


Brown....


And the lezzas?

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