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ARW December 22nd 16 07:02 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

--
Adam

charles December 22nd 16 07:04 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


avenues are tree lined, so yes.

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Terry Casey December 22nd 16 07:32 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently
didn't have a single tree - and neither did any of the other
three 'avenues' on the same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly
not while we lived there ...

--

Terry

Bob Eager[_5_] December 22nd 16 09:59 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 +0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently didn't have a
single tree - and neither did any of the other three 'avenues' on the
same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly not while we
lived there ...


The ultimate has to be this one, which I always thought rather good
because of the full name:

https://goo.gl/maps/Yj8ncoFMMZB2




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James Wilkinson Sword December 22nd 16 10:12 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


avenues are tree lined, so yes.


A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound better, they're still ********s.

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James Wilkinson Sword December 22nd 16 10:12 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 -0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently
didn't have a single tree - and neither did any of the other
three 'avenues' on the same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly
not while we lived there ...


I remember 20 years ago the in thing was to save trees. Now apparently they are a health and softy hazard and people keep cutting them down.

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DerbyBorn[_5_] December 23rd 16 02:07 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 


A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.


Never as posh as the developer's names for new developments.

James Wilkinson Sword December 23rd 16 04:51 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Fri, 23 Dec 2016 14:07:18 -0000, DerbyBorn wrote:



A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.


Never as posh as the developer's names for new developments.


What like "Inch View" and Scholar's Road" - what's posh about those?

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ARW December 23rd 16 05:32 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 -0000, Terry Casey
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently
didn't have a single tree - and neither did any of the other
three 'avenues' on the same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly
not while we lived there ...


I remember 20 years ago the in thing was to save trees. Now apparently
they are a health and softy hazard and people keep cutting them down.



Sheffield is chopping them down.

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ARW December 23rd 16 05:40 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 23/12/2016 14:07, DerbyBorn wrote:

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.


Never as posh as the developer's names for new developments.


I thought all new posh new developments were called Mews or Courts -
with the local councillors name (the one that supported the planning
permission after taking a £1000 backhander) placed just before the word
Mews or Court on the street sign.

--
Adam

ARW December 23rd 16 05:42 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


avenues are tree lined, so yes.


A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.

When was the last time a council built an estate?

--
Adam

James Wilkinson Sword December 23rd 16 06:07 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Fri, 23 Dec 2016 17:42:53 -0000, ARW wrote:

On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration
that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

avenues are tree lined, so yes.


A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.

When was the last time a council built an estate?


Decades ago, which is why they're all falling apart now, and they're spending millions giving them nice shiny new bathrooms at the taxpayer's expense. Why does someone on benefits need a new toilet?

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James Wilkinson Sword December 23rd 16 06:53 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Fri, 23 Dec 2016 17:40:44 -0000, ARW wrote:

On 23/12/2016 14:07, DerbyBorn wrote:

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.


Never as posh as the developer's names for new developments.


I thought all new posh new developments were called Mews or Courts -
with the local councillors name (the one that supported the planning
permission after taking a £1000 backhander) placed just before the word
Mews or Court on the street sign.


Round here "court" means council estate, usually stupidly designed with the front doors all facing each other and a path going along them, and the entrance roads round the back. So you can't drive to someone's front door.

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DerbyBorn[_5_] December 23rd 16 10:51 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 


Decades ago, which is why they're all falling apart now, and they're
spending millions giving them nice shiny new bathrooms at the
taxpayer's expense. Why does someone on benefits need a new toilet?


New roofs for the 3rd time in my memory is the fad where I live.

James Wilkinson Sword December 24th 16 12:26 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Fri, 23 Dec 2016 22:51:56 -0000, DerbyBorn wrote:



Decades ago, which is why they're all falling apart now, and they're
spending millions giving them nice shiny new bathrooms at the
taxpayer's expense. Why does someone on benefits need a new toilet?


New roofs for the 3rd time in my memory is the fad where I live.


Yes I've seen that too.

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ARW December 24th 16 03:49 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 23/12/2016 23:12, Huge wrote:
On 2016-12-23, ARW wrote:
On 23/12/2016 14:07, DerbyBorn wrote:

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.


Never as posh as the developer's names for new developments.


I thought all new posh new developments were called Mews or Courts -
with the local councillors name (the one that supported the planning
permission after taking a £1000 backhander)


£1000? You must have cheapskate planners.



Well it's only Doncaster:-)



--
Adam

ARW December 24th 16 07:48 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 22/12/2016 21:59, Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 +0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently didn't have a
single tree - and neither did any of the other three 'avenues' on the
same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly not while we
lived there ...


The ultimate has to be this one, which I always thought rather good
because of the full name:

https://goo.gl/maps/Yj8ncoFMMZB2






https://goo.gl/maps/igASoYaQznF2

although I would have just called it Boulevard.

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Tim+[_5_] December 24th 16 11:10 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 
Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 +0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)


It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently didn't have a
single tree - and neither did any of the other three 'avenues' on the
same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly not while we
lived there ...


The ultimate has to be this one, which I always thought rather good
because of the full name:

https://goo.gl/maps/Yj8ncoFMMZB2





Rather amusingly there is a "Letsby Avenue" in Sheffield.

Tim

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Mr Pounder Esquire December 24th 16 06:02 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
ARW wrote:
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

avenues are tree lined, so yes.


A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.


Just for once Mr Hucker is correct!

When was the last time a council built an estate?


This is the new name for council estates:
https://www.blackpool.gov.uk/Residen...spx#ad-image-0

I understand that the occupants of these kennels have already managed to
turn the area into a drug infested ghetto.
Scum is as scum is.



James Wilkinson Sword December 24th 16 10:42 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Sat, 24 Dec 2016 18:02:43 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

ARW wrote:
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

avenues are tree lined, so yes.

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.


Just for once Mr Hucker is correct!

When was the last time a council built an estate?


This is the new name for council estates:
https://www.blackpool.gov.uk/Residen...spx#ad-image-0

I understand that the occupants of these kennels have already managed to
turn the area into a drug infested ghetto.
Scum is as scum is.


That's good coming from an alcoholic.

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John December 24th 16 11:10 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 


"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
ARW wrote:
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

avenues are tree lined, so yes.

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.


Just for once Mr Hucker is correct!

When was the last time a council built an estate?


This is the new name for council estates:
https://www.blackpool.gov.uk/Residen...spx#ad-image-0


What a stupid design with those boxes above the front door.

I understand that the occupants of these kennels have already managed to
turn the area into a drug infested ghetto.
Scum is as scum is.



James Wilkinson Sword December 24th 16 11:58 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On Sat, 24 Dec 2016 23:10:38 -0000, John wrote:



"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
ARW wrote:
On 22/12/2016 22:12, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:04:00 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
ARW wrote:
On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

avenues are tree lined, so yes.

A lot of council estates get called posh names to make them sound
better, they're still ********s.



You have turned into Pounder.


Just for once Mr Hucker is correct!

When was the last time a council built an estate?


This is the new name for council estates:
https://www.blackpool.gov.uk/Residen...spx#ad-image-0


What a stupid design with those boxes above the front door.


Agreed - looks like lego gone wrong.

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bm[_2_] December 25th 16 12:43 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 

"jim" k wrote in message
o.uk...
Tim+ Wrote in message:
Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 +0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently didn't have a
single tree - and neither did any of the other three 'avenues' on the
same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly not while we
lived there ...

The ultimate has to be this one, which I always thought rather good
because of the full name:

https://goo.gl/maps/Yj8ncoFMMZB2





Rather amusingly there is a "Letsby Avenue" in Sheffield.

Tim


Istr that's near the "Evening Hall" retirement home?


Lets all go there, it's only 00:45



Jim December 25th 16 01:17 AM

Annual Christmas problem
 
Tim+ Wrote in message:
Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:32:41 +0000, Terry Casey wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 18/12/2016 13:37, DerbyBorn wrote:


I am the only one in our Avenue without LED lights! (for Xmas
decoration that is)


Avenue - does that make it posher than a Road or a Street?:-)

It depends: the 'avenue' we were living in until recently didn't have a
single tree - and neither did any of the other three 'avenues' on the
same estate!

As for being 'posh', it might have been once but certainly not while we
lived there ...


The ultimate has to be this one, which I always thought rather good
because of the full name:

https://goo.gl/maps/Yj8ncoFMMZB2





Rather amusingly there is a "Letsby Avenue" in Sheffield.

Tim


Istr that's near the "Evening Hall" retirement home?

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Vir Campestris December 27th 16 10:21 PM

Annual Christmas problem
 
On 24/12/2016 11:10, Tim+ wrote:
Rather amusingly there is a "Letsby Avenue" in Sheffield.


I looked. It's not an accident since it's at the back of the Police...

Andy


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