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James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 04:07 PM

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Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] November 29th 16 04:56 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0



Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 05:00 PM

Slalom
 
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0



Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

--
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] November 29th 16 05:21 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0



Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?


James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 05:31 PM

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On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 17:21:11 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?


No, I have fibre to the cabinet (up to 80 Mbit), but it comes via the phone line.

Since you can't do dropbox, I was assuming you had a modem.

--
Local police hunting the "knitting needle nutter", who has stabbed six people in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Bod[_3_] November 29th 16 06:10 PM

Slalom
 
On 29/11/2016 17:00, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0



Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

Also works for me.

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] November 29th 16 06:11 PM

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On 29/11/16 18:10, Bod wrote:
On 29/11/2016 17:00, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

Also works for me.

never works for me.



--
"It is an established fact to 97% confidence limits that left wing
conspirators see right wing conspiracies everywhere"

Bod[_3_] November 29th 16 06:20 PM

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On 29/11/2016 17:21, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?

No, 95% of the UK has fibre like James Wilkinson/ Simon Mason and myself.

The Natural Philosopher[_2_] November 29th 16 06:37 PM

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On 29/11/16 18:20, Bod wrote:
On 29/11/2016 17:21, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.

Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?

No, 95% of the UK has fibre like James Wilkinson/ Simon Mason and myself.


Is that why you are all such monumental turds?



--
Truth welcomes investigation because truth knows investigation will lead
to converts. It is deception that uses all the other techniques.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] November 29th 16 06:50 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/29/2016 9:31 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 17:21:11 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.

Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?


No, I have fibre to the cabinet (up to 80 Mbit), but it comes via the
phone line.

Since you can't do dropbox, I was assuming you had a modem.


I am very modern. Wot of it?


Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] November 29th 16 06:51 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/29/2016 10:20 AM, Bod wrote:
On 29/11/2016 17:21, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.

Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?

No, 95% of the UK has fibre like James Wilkinson/ Simon Mason and myself.



You english doofi need all the fiber you can gets.
LOL


James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 07:25 PM

Slalom
 
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:04:40 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:51:00 UTC, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:


You english doofi need all the fiber you can gets.
LOL


It's spelled FIBRE you dumb septic.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/robin.wma


He won't see that, he's in the driving group, and you removed the crosspost.
[readded]

--
It's not what you wear. It's how you take it off.

James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 07:27 PM

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On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 18:11:42 -0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 29/11/16 18:10, Bod wrote:
On 29/11/2016 17:00, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.

Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

Also works for me.

never works for me.


That's because you're stupid. And stop ****ing about with the newsgroup header.

--
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

James Wilkinson Sword November 29th 16 07:27 PM

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On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 18:50:02 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 11/29/2016 9:31 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 17:21:11 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 9:00 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.

Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

LOL

Is that wot you bucky toofs got?


No, I have fibre to the cabinet (up to 80 Mbit), but it comes via the
phone line.

Since you can't do dropbox, I was assuming you had a modem.


I am very modern. Wot of it?


Your eyesight clearly isn't. m and rn confuses you.

--
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."

F Murtz November 30th 16 12:20 PM

Slalom
 
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0

Stupid dropbox, takes about five or 6 annoying steps to get it to run

Dan S. MacAbre[_4_] November 30th 16 12:27 PM

Slalom
 
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


I don't need to load the image - I expect it's like our road, and like
thousands of others these days. I think people want to be able to park
on /both/ sides, but we just end up with a sort of race to park outside
your own house before the people opposite can park outside theirs. I
just made a Y-shaped drive, so we don't need to park on the road at all.

James Wilkinson Sword November 30th 16 01:43 PM

Slalom
 
On Wed, 30 Nov 2016 12:20:15 -0000, F Murtz wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0

Stupid dropbox, takes about five or 6 annoying steps to get it to run


One or two. If you have an account it plays immediately when you click the play button. If you don't have an account, you have to decline signing up first.

--
In 1961, 87-year-old Harry Meadows, a resident at the Haslemere home for the elderly in Great Yarmouth, England, achieved late-in-life notoriety when he accidentally killed another 3 residents of his care home by dressing up as the grim reaper and peering through the residents' lounge window whilst holding a scythe.

The year before Harry's performance, another resident of the same home, the then 81-year-old Gladys Elton, for reasons best known to herself, had conceived the idea of performing a striptease for her fellow residents of the home; unfortunately such was the effect of Elton's performance that it caused the death of one resident by way of a cardiac arrest and the treatment for shock of five other residents.

James Wilkinson Sword November 30th 16 01:45 PM

Slalom
 
On Wed, 30 Nov 2016 12:27:24 -0000, Dan S. MacAbre wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


I don't need to load the image - I expect it's like our road, and like
thousands of others these days. I think people want to be able to park
on /both/ sides, but we just end up with a sort of race to park outside
your own house before the people opposite can park outside theirs. I
just made a Y-shaped drive, so we don't need to park on the road at all.


Walking across the width of the road is no big deal, I'd park on either side, whatever side the nearest car was, closest to my house (if I didn't have a drive).

--
1 in 10,000 people have their internal organs the other way round (left to right)

Rod Speed November 30th 16 06:01 PM

Slalom
 
F Murtz wrote
James Wilkinson Sword wrote


Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!


https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Stupid dropbox, takes about five or 6 annoying steps to get it to run


Works fine for me.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] November 30th 16 07:02 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/30/2016 4:27 AM, Dan S. MacAbre wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


I don't need to load the image - I expect it's like our road, and like
thousands of others these days. I think people want to be able to park
on /both/ sides, but we just end up with a sort of race to park outside
your own house before the people opposite can park outside theirs. I
just made a Y-shaped drive, so we don't need to park on the road at all.



Where did you put the outdoor splat ****ter that was there?


Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_] December 1st 16 02:13 PM

Slalom
 
On 11/29/2016 10:10 AM, Bod wrote:
On 29/11/2016 17:00, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2016 16:56:06 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 11/29/2016 8:07 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
Is it so hard to park on the same side as other people?!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/6smlrj9svg...lalom.mp4?dl=0


Hey, asshole. Dropbox sux dix, so do you.


Works fine on my connection. Check your phone line.

Also works for me.


Cuz yer two front teeth are acting as receptors for the fiber
connection, dummy.



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