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John Rumm September 11th 16 01:36 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.

On purpose to separate tiles in package from each other, you should bend
package a little and shake it. It is not recommended to walk on roof
when it is hot sunny weather, because you can damage covering. Special
ladders must be used."



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Cheers,

John.

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S Viemeister[_2_] September 11th 16 01:55 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
On 9/10/2016 8:36 PM, John Rumm wrote:
Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.

On purpose to separate tiles in package from each other, you should bend
package a little and shake it. It is not recommended to walk on roof
when it is hot sunny weather, because you can damage covering. Special
ladders must be used."

Chinglish is an interesting language, isn't it?


[email protected] September 11th 16 02:50 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
On Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:36:12 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:

Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.


So don't drive over them in your Sunbeam, seems clear enough. If you take enough illegal substances.


NT

Graham.[_11_] September 11th 16 04:17 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
Wrote in message:
On Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:36:12 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:

Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.


So don't drive over them in your Sunbeam, seems clear enough. If you take enough illegal substances.


NT


And watch what you do with your sticky bottom.
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Brian Gaff September 11th 16 10:23 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
Hang on, then these are roofing materials not suitable for sunny days?
How odd.
Do they also sell the special ladders?
Brian

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o.uk...
Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only in
case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of necessary
width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and ventilation chamber
beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of different
colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile colour is not
considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's flexible tiles. To
reduce colour difference marginally, it is recommended to mix tiles from
5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving must be performed by diagonal
lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high, it
is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip in
Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.

On purpose to separate tiles in package from each other, you should bend
package a little and shake it. It is not recommended to walk on roof when
it is hot sunny weather, because you can damage covering. Special ladders
must be used."



--
Cheers,

John.

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Brian Gaff September 11th 16 10:24 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
But does it contain nuts?
Brian

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"S Viemeister" wrote in message
...
On 9/10/2016 8:36 PM, John Rumm wrote:
Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial
fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.

On purpose to separate tiles in package from each other, you should bend
package a little and shake it. It is not recommended to walk on roof
when it is hot sunny weather, because you can damage covering. Special
ladders must be used."

Chinglish is an interesting language, isn't it?




Brian Gaff September 11th 16 10:31 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
Some years ago we used to get this kind of stuff from Japan, but more
recently everyone seems to have gone for the pictorial approach of
instructions, usually containing a little oriental bloke doing things with
little icons and crossed out bits to signify what not or what to do. Most
people I talk to find these just as impossible to understand as the old
wordy descriptions were
Things like care has to be, with loopstick wall to avoid crack.
This translated to on a radio with a ferrite rod out the back on a swivel
to do not extend it and shove it against a wall or it may get broken.

Pioneer were responsible for that and no doubt many others.


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"Graham." wrote in message
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Wrote in message:
On Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:36:12 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:

Fitting some shingles on a roof, I though I would check the instructions
on the package...

Not sure they helped much - here is what they said:


"You can guarantee necessary roof temperatures and humidity's mode only
in case, construction has solid steam isolation, heat isolation of
necessary width, chosen, according to area wind isolation and
ventilation chamber beneath the roof.

You cannot cover the same roof with production, having codes of
different colours different production dates. Minor difference of tile
colour is not considered as defect, it is typical to any producer's
flexible tiles. To reduce colour difference marginally, it is
recommended to mix tiles from 5-6 packages in time of paving. Paving
must be performed by diagonal lines.

If roof paving works are being performed when temperature is not high,
it is necessary to heat sticky bottom side of tiles, using industrial
fan.

Seeking to avoid roof's damaging, you should cut materials on special
board while paving.

Production palettes cannot be stored on each other. Jo avoid tile grip
in Package, it is necessary to protect them from direct sunbeam.


So don't drive over them in your Sunbeam, seems clear enough. If you take
enough illegal substances.


NT


And watch what you do with your sticky bottom.
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GB September 11th 16 11:18 AM

Well that makes it clear...
 
On 11-Sep-16 10:23 AM, Brian Gaff wrote:
Hang on, then these are roofing materials not suitable for sunny days?
How odd.
Do they also sell the special ladders?
Brian


Plastic shingles, maybe?



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