Rocking horse death
Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor.
I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. |
Rocking horse death
On 25/08/2016 13:05, Chris Hogg wrote:
On Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:57:30 +0100, Bod wrote: Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. But you'll miss the rocking horse **** for the roses. Scarce stuff at the best of times, I'm told. Very true. :-) |
Rocking horse death
On 25/08/2016 13:18, Bod wrote:
On 25/08/2016 13:05, Chris Hogg wrote: On Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:57:30 +0100, Bod wrote: Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. But you'll miss the rocking horse **** for the roses. Scarce stuff at the best of times, I'm told. Very true. :-) What was the cause of death? If it was death watch beetle you will need to burn the carcass, other wise put it on the compost heap. |
Rocking horse death
"Bod" wrote in message ...
Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. Was it Death Watch Beatle ? Andrew |
Rocking horse death
On Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:57:28 UTC+1, Bod wrote:
Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. If you were wodney I'd be asking if you're sure you were giving CPR to the right end. He gets easily confused at his age. |
Rocking horse death
On 25/08/2016 13:32, Broadback wrote:
On 25/08/2016 13:18, Bod wrote: On 25/08/2016 13:05, Chris Hogg wrote: On Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:57:30 +0100, Bod wrote: Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. But you'll miss the rocking horse **** for the roses. Scarce stuff at the best of times, I'm told. Very true. :-) What was the cause of death? If it was death watch beetle you will need to burn the carcass, other wise put it on the compost heap. Lol. |
Rocking horse death
On 25/08/2016 13:53, whisky-dave wrote:
On Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:57:28 UTC+1, Bod wrote: Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. If you were wodney I'd be asking if you're sure you were giving CPR to the right end. He gets easily confused at his age. :-) |
Rocking horse death
I was just wondering if Rocking Horse was his pet name for his wife during
sex, if so them best call the police. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "Bod" wrote in message ... On 25/08/2016 13:53, whisky-dave wrote: On Thursday, 25 August 2016 12:57:28 UTC+1, Bod wrote: Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor. I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards). Had a go at CPR, to no avail. He was fine last night. Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever. If you were wodney I'd be asking if you're sure you were giving CPR to the right end. He gets easily confused at his age. :-) |
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