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German man has 13 steel rings cut off his todger - with obligatory angle grinder pic
This seems to be becoming rather too frequent. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/10/german_ring_/ "A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member" Lovely pic of an angle grinder accompanies the article. Rubber rings, chaps - you know it makes sense. -- (\_/) (='.'=) Bunny says: Windows 10? Nein danke! (")_(") |
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Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble. No not tried it but the effect is the desired on on that part of the anatomy. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... This seems to be becoming rather too frequent. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/10/german_ring_/ "A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member" Lovely pic of an angle grinder accompanies the article. Rubber rings, chaps - you know it makes sense. -- (\_/) (='.'=) Bunny says: Windows 10? Nein danke! (")_(") |
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German man has 13 steel rings cut off his todger - withobligatory angle grinder pic
On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:
Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that trouble. The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone knows that, surely. But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of a lot safer! |
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"Cursitor Doom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote: Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that trouble. The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone knows that, surely. But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of a lot safer! And not going to heat up the rings as much either. Presumably they deliberately did it that way to teach him a lesson. |
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Cursitor Doom writes:
On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote: Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that trouble. The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone knows that, surely. Cold probably wouldnt work very well if at all: once the blood is in there, the rings stop it getting out. But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of a lot safer! The german word in the article can be translated as €œangle grinder€, but also as €œpower cutter€, so we dont actually know what they used. -- Jón Fairbairn http://www.chaos.org.uk/~jf/Stuff-I-dont-want.html (updated 2014-04-05) |
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On Sat, 12 Mar 2016 08:50:12 +0000, Jon Fairbairn
wrote: The german word in the article can be translated as €œangle grinder€, but also as €œpower cutter€, so we dont actually know what they used. I looked at a German report: they used an ice bag, a Dremel-like thing with a flexible shaft, a Fein multimaster, and an assortment of pliers and cutters. And they have a picture of the lady that did the cutting: http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen/penisring/feuerwehr-flext-penisringe-ab-44857842.bild.html |
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German man has 13 steel rings cut off his todger - with obligatory angle grinder pic
In message , Chris Hogg
writes http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen...-flext-penisri nge-ab-44857842.bild.html I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation! ISTR aged 13 or so, being lined up in the gym, shorts off to have our testicles felt. Drop failure issues? There was a lady dragon standing by with a metal spoon to whack anything that got frisky! -- Tim Lamb |
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German man has 13 steel rings cut off his todger - with obligatory angle grinder pic
En el artículo , Chris Hogg
escribió: I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation! Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined. -- (\_/) (='.'=) Bunny says: Windows 10? Nein danke! (")_(") |
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"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
... En el artículo , Chris Hogg escribió: I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation! Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined. :-) -- Adam |
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On 12/03/16 10:53, ARW wrote:
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... En el artÃ*culo , Chris Hogg escribió: I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation! Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined. :-) Anal dilation was not the desired effect... -- Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas? Josef Stalin |
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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
... On 12/03/16 10:53, ARW wrote: "Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message ... En el artÃ*culo , Chris Hogg escribió: I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation! Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined. :-) Anal dilation was not the desired effect... I never thought it would be. -- Adam |
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German man has 13 steel rings cut off his todger - with obligatory angle grinder pic
"Jon Fairbairn" wrote in message ... Cursitor Doom writes: On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote: Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that trouble. The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone knows that, surely. Cold probably wouldn't work very well if at all: once the blood is in there, the rings stop it getting out. Indeed. Which does then raise the question as to how he managed to get nos 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 on, in the first place. Or put the other way, why whatever it is that allowed him to successively fit nos 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 no longer seems to be working in reverse. michael adams .... |
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On Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:10:40 UTC+1, Thomas Prufer wrote:
On Sat, 12 Mar 2016 08:50:12 +0000, Jon Fairbairn wrote: The german word in the article can be translated as "angle grinder", but also as "power cutter", so we don't actually know what they used. I looked at a German report: they used an ice bag, a Dremel-like thing with a flexible shaft, a Fein multimaster, and an assortment of pliers and cutters. And they have a picture of the lady that did the cutting: http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen/penisring/feuerwehr-flext-penisringe-ab-44857842.bild.html I particularly like the advert at the bottom "Penis rings from Amazon". I can't imagine they got many clicks on *that* one! |
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