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This seems to be becoming rather too frequent.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/10/german_ring_/

"A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the
number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a
local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his
swollen member"

Lovely pic of an angle grinder accompanies the article.

Rubber rings, chaps - you know it makes sense.

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Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble.
No not tried it but the effect is the desired on on that part of the
anatomy.
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This seems to be becoming rather too frequent.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/10/german_ring_/

"A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the
number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a
local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his
swollen member"

Lovely pic of an angle grinder accompanies the article.

Rubber rings, chaps - you know it makes sense.

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On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble.


The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone
knows that, surely.
But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of
a lot safer!
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble.


The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone
knows that, surely.
But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of
a lot safer!


And not going to heat up the rings as much either.

Presumably they deliberately did it that way to teach him a lesson.

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On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble.


The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone
knows that, surely.


Cold probably wouldnt work very well if at all: once the blood
is in there, the rings stop it getting out.

But angle grinders? FFS, haven't they heard of multi-tools? Be a hell of
a lot safer!


The german word in the article can be translated as €œangle
grinder€, but also as €œpower cutter€, so we dont actually know
what they used.

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The german word in the article can be translated as €œangle
grinder€, but also as €œpower cutter€, so we dont actually know
what they used.


I looked at a German report: they used an ice bag, a Dremel-like thing with a
flexible shaft, a Fein multimaster, and an assortment of pliers and cutters. And
they have a picture of the lady that did the cutting:


http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen/penisring/feuerwehr-flext-penisringe-ab-44857842.bild.html
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http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen...-flext-penisri
nge-ab-44857842.bild.html


I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around
with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation!


ISTR aged 13 or so, being lined up in the gym, shorts off to have our
testicles felt. Drop failure issues?

There was a lady dragon standing by with a metal spoon to whack anything
that got frisky!


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I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around
with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation!


Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined.

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I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around
with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation!


Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined.


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I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around
with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation!


Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined.


:-)





Anal dilation was not the desired effect...

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En el artÃ*culo , Chris Hogg
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I can't imagine that having an attractive young lady playing around
with his todger would do anything to...er...deflate the situation!

Or several hunky firemen in uniform, if he should be that way inclined.


:-)





Anal dilation was not the desired effect...




I never thought it would be.


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On Fri, 11 Mar 2016 08:41:24 +0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

Sit him in cold water for ten minutes and they would not have all that
trouble.


The Germans always opt for the most painful form of remedy - everyone
knows that, surely.


Cold probably wouldn't work very well if at all: once the blood
is in there, the rings stop it getting out.


Indeed.

Which does then raise the question as to how he managed to get nos
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 on, in the first place.

Or put the other way, why whatever it is that allowed him to successively
fit nos 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 no longer seems to be working
in reverse.


michael adams

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On Saturday, 12 March 2016 10:10:40 UTC+1, Thomas Prufer wrote:
On Sat, 12 Mar 2016 08:50:12 +0000, Jon Fairbairn
wrote:

The german word in the article can be translated as "angle
grinder", but also as "power cutter", so we don't actually know
what they used.


I looked at a German report: they used an ice bag, a Dremel-like thing with a
flexible shaft, a Fein multimaster, and an assortment of pliers and cutters. And
they have a picture of the lady that did the cutting:


http://www.bild.de/regional/muenchen/penisring/feuerwehr-flext-penisringe-ab-44857842.bild.html


I particularly like the advert at the bottom "Penis rings from Amazon".
I can't imagine they got many clicks on *that* one!

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