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How to fix an oven and start an argument
Not my argument.
A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. -- Adam Why did you not go fetch the part and charge for the service? |
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Or not fix an oven. Did they break the over while having sex then?
Brian -- Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email. graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them Email: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________ "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. -- Adam |
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Maybe he is banned from anywhere near the sex shop?
grin Brian -- Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email. graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them Email: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________ "Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. -- Adam Why did you not go fetch the part and charge for the service? |
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Adam wrote:
I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Do people not understand addresses nowadays? "Pop down to the plumbers, 46 Barber Road" "Where's that?" "Barber Road, number 46." JGH |
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Brian Gaff wrote:
Or not fix an oven. Did they break the over while having sex then? It's her oven not his. I have no idea how she broke it. He has never used it. -- Adam |
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On 04/08/2012 16:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. I know where the Friend's Meeting House is. That doesn't mean I've ever been inside. Colin Bignell |
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On 2012-08-04, ARWadsworth wrote:
Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. You enjoy starting trouble, don't you? ;-) |
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On 04/08/2012 19:42, Nightjar wrote:
On 04/08/2012 16:48, ARWadsworth wrote: Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. I know where the Friend's Meeting House is. That doesn't mean I've ever been inside. or like the old quote from Rising Damp - Philip to Alan; "But you know where the erroneous zones are!", "Yeah, well I know where the Himalayas are as well, but it doesn't mean I have ever been up them!" -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Owain wrote:
On Aug 4, 4:48 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Why, when I search for sex shop barnsley, does Google give me Janco toys and The RSPB in the results? The argument started when he asked her "How do you know where it is?" and she replied "I've been in it" -- Adam |
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On 05/08/2012 00:27, Owain wrote:
On Aug 4, 4:48 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Why, when I search for sex shop barnsley, does Google give me Janco toys and The RSPB in the results? Owain B&Q have taken over Google? -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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Owain wrote:
On Aug 4, 4:48 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Why, when I search for sex shop barnsley, does Google give me Janco toys and The RSPB in the results? http://goo.gl/maps/v5lUJ -- Adam |
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[Default] On Sat, 4 Aug 2012 19:24:46 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: wrote: Do people not understand addresses nowadays? No, they have no idea. Everyone tells you how to get there. I just put the phone down on them when they start doing that. If I want info on a address I ask. When someone wants an inspection, they'll tell me how to get there, and how to recognise it. Problem is, our database and my sat-nav don't recognise "just after the roundabout, the red door next to the mosque" as a valid address. -- Hugo Nebula "If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this, just how far from the pack have I strayed"? |
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Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Sat, 4 Aug 2012 19:24:46 +0100, a certain chimpanzee, "ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: wrote: Do people not understand addresses nowadays? No, they have no idea. Everyone tells you how to get there. I just put the phone down on them when they start doing that. If I want info on a address I ask. When someone wants an inspection, they'll tell me how to get there, and how to recognise it. Problem is, our database and my sat-nav don't recognise "just after the roundabout, the red door next to the mosque" as a valid address. And I always assumed that you lads had plans of the job in question and that there would be an address on those plans:-) -- Adam |
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[Default] On Sun, 5 Aug 2012 13:33:50 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: And I always assumed that you lads had plans of the job in question and that there would be an address on those plans:-) Ho ho! Nice one! Around here, plans are what the builders use to wipe their arse on when they take a **** in the corner of next door's garden. To even get the plans, you first have to give the right address to look them up. -- Hugo Nebula "If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this, just how far from the pack have I strayed"? |
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Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 5 Aug 2012 13:33:50 +0100, a certain chimpanzee, "ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: And I always assumed that you lads had plans of the job in question and that there would be an address on those plans:-) Ho ho! Nice one! Around here, plans are what the builders use to wipe their arse on when they take a **** in the corner of next door's garden. To even get the plans, you first have to give the right address to look them up. Vogons! -- Adam |
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[Default] On Mon, 6 Aug 2012 19:20:19 +0100, a certain chimpanzee,
"ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: Hugo Nebula wrote: To even get the plans, you first have to give the right address to look them up. Vogons! Or at least, AN address: Voicemail message - "I'm doing that job in Mumbletown, we're ready for the drains this afternoon." Never mind that I have at least twenty jobs on the go in Mumbletown, and that the job may not actually be IN Mumbletown, but in Thingyplace. To the person ringing up of course, THEY only have one job in the Mumbletown area; next week they'll be in Stupidshire for three months! -- Hugo Nebula "If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this, just how far from the pack have I strayed"? |
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On 04/08/2012 16:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
Not my argument. A simple oven failure. A blown element. All I said to the couple was "I'll fix it now if you go and fetch the part" I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Then argument started. They still have no working oven. lol. I often visit a cex shop, but that's a different vice... :-) -- Adrian C |
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On 2012-08-06, Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Sun, 5 Aug 2012 13:33:50 +0100, a certain chimpanzee, "ARWadsworth" , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: And I always assumed that you lads had plans of the job in question and that there would be an address on those plans:-) Ho ho! Nice one! Around here, plans are what the builders use to wipe their arse on when they take a **** in the corner of next door's garden. To even get the plans, you first have to give the right address to look them up. They're behind the "beware of the leopard" sign. |
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On 2012-08-05, ARWadsworth wrote:
Owain wrote: On Aug 4, 4:48 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: I then spent ages explaining where the shop was that sold the part. Both of them looked blank until I said it was next to the Sex Shop. Then she said "Oh, I know where that is". Why, when I search for sex shop barnsley, does Google give me Janco toys and The RSPB in the results? The argument started when he asked her "How do you know where it is?" and she replied "I've been in it" And when he started to object, she should've replied, "I was shopping for your birthday / our anniversary / some other event," picking an event to allow enough time to go back & actually do that. |
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On 06/08/2012 19:49, Hugo Nebula wrote:
[Default] On Mon, 6 Aug 2012 19:20:19 +0100, a certain chimpanzee, , randomly hit the keyboard and wrote: Hugo Nebula wrote: To even get the plans, you first have to give the right address to look them up. Vogons! Or at least, AN address: Voicemail message - "I'm doing that job in Mumbletown, we're ready for the drains this afternoon." Never mind that I have at least twenty jobs on the go in Mumbletown, and that the job may not actually be IN Mumbletown, but in Thingyplace. To the person ringing up of course, THEY only have one job in the Mumbletown area; next week they'll be in Stupidshire for three months! I'm sure that whenever I've requested a BCO visit, I've had to quote the reference number allocated to my Building Notice. -- Cheers, Roger ____________ Please reply to Newsgroup. Whilst email address is valid, it is seldom checked. |
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