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Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden
appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore -- Adam I was an apprentice at the age of 15. I had never sat in a driver's seat. |
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In message , ARWadsworth
writes Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby -- geoff |
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geoff wrote:
In message , ARWadsworth writes Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. -- Adam |
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In article , ARWadsworth
writes Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Common usage in the more crowded city streets not too far from here, if they were apprenticed in Londonshire then it would likely be their sole task for the first 2 years. -- fred it's a ba-na-na . . . . |
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On Wed, 6 Jun 2012 15:10:20 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote: On Jun 6, 10:11*pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? I sincerely hope that it wasn't a Cardiff City FC tat. Nick |
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Owain wrote:
On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? tribal pattern. -- Adam |
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Owain wrote:
On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? It might surprise you but my gf has not got a tramp stamp. -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Owain wrote: On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? It might surprise you but my gf has not got a tramp stamp. Go on, I'll fall for it, what's a tramp stamp? |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Owain wrote: On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? It might surprise you but my gf has not got a tramp stamp. Go on, I'll fall for it, what's a tramp stamp? Google it. You are not one of my apprentices. -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... scorched wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Owain wrote: On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? It might surprise you but my gf has not got a tramp stamp. Go on, I'll fall for it, what's a tramp stamp? Google it. You are not one of my apprentices. LOL http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/02/...-tramp-stamps/ |
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On Wed, 6 Jun 2012 21:52:55 +0100, geoff wrote:
Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. -- Cheers Dave. |
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Yes you need to watch this as if he is not insured to drive the vehicle a
plod will pull him over do him for no insurance and impound your vehicle Brian -- Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email. graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them Email: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________ "Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore -- Adam I was an apprentice at the age of 15. I had never sat in a driver's seat. |
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On 06/06/2012 22:40, fred wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth writes Get one of them to sit in the van and move it every time the traffic warden appears.Cheaper than car parking charges. Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Common usage in the more crowded city streets not too far from here, if they were apprenticed in Londonshire then it would likely be their sole task for the first 2 years. I must say I was rather amused by the young lady who had an image of a cat tattooed at the very top of her thigh! -- Residing on low ground in North Staffordshire |
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On Thu, 7 Jun 2012 01:14:08 -0700 (PDT), Owain wrote:
Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. What pain? It just tickles a bit. I wouldn't know but I believe a fresh tattoo is a bit tender for a few days. But nothing that a bit of savlon, large dressing and loose clothing wouldn't ease. -- Cheers Dave. |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:07:48 +0100, Moonraker wrote:
I must say I was rather amused by the young lady who had an image of a cat tattooed at the very top of her thigh! I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Owain wrote: On Jun 6, 10:11 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Not that he could have actually done any real work as the massive tattoos he had done over the weekend are bleeding and sore Poor baby Ruined his arms forever IMHO. tribal pattern or current squeeze's name? It might surprise you but my gf has not got a tramp stamp. -- Adam You said that your gf is being serviced by Masambula. |
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Owain wrote:
On Jun 7, 12:23 am, "Dave Liquorice" wrote: Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. What pain? It just tickles a bit. It depends on who has done the tattoo. It looks like his made did it. -- Adam |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
Owain wrote: On Jun 7, 12:23 am, "Dave Liquorice" wrote: Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. What pain? It just tickles a bit. It depends on who has done the tattoo. It looks like his made did it. mate not made! -- Adam |
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On Thu, 7 Jun 2012 19:22:50 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: ARWadsworth wrote: Owain wrote: On Jun 7, 12:23 am, "Dave Liquorice" wrote: Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. What pain? It just tickles a bit. It depends on who has done the tattoo. It looks like his made did it. mate not made! Perhaps he comes from a posh family and you really mean maid. Nick |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:03:19 +0100, ARWadsworth
wrote: Owain wrote: On Jun 7, 12:23 am, "Dave Liquorice" wrote: Quite, if he's man enough to go for a tattoo, he should be man enough to work through the pain. What pain? It just tickles a bit. It depends on who has done the tattoo. It looks like his made did it. he has a made? **** me -kids today... don't know they're born... etc Jim K |
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On 06/06/2012 23:56, scorched wrote:
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/02/...-tramp-stamps/ Such style .... Strange how many girls actually have a bar code tat .... very wierd |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:39:13 -0700, Owain wrote:
On Jun 7, 11:19Â*pm, Rick Hughes wrote: Strange how many girls actually have a bar code tat .... very wierd I've actually considered getting that, but baring my bum at the self- scan tills in Tesco to get the extra points might get me arrested. Owain Of of our receptionists at work had a bar code tat back in about 1990. At the time, I was working with bar codes and she asked me to generate the correct bar code for her date of birth etc., and she took that along to the tattooist. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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Jules Richardson wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:07:48 +0100, Moonraker wrote: I must say I was rather amused by the young lady who had an image of a cat tattooed at the very top of her thigh! I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:39:13 -0700, Owain wrote: On Jun 7, 11:19 pm, Rick Hughes wrote: Strange how many girls actually have a bar code tat .... very wierd I've actually considered getting that, but baring my bum at the self- scan tills in Tesco to get the extra points might get me arrested. Owain Of of our receptionists at work had a bar code tat back in about 1990. At the time, I was working with bar codes and she asked me to generate the correct bar code for her date of birth etc., and she took that along to the tattooist. So yesterday, you need a square barcode pointing to facebook. |
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F Murtz wrote: I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. Heaven this way? -- *The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach * Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:13:12 +1000, F Murtz wrote:
I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. Only if it's the two intersecting curved lines. Did it have a eye? -- Cheers Dave. |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In igpond.com, F wrote: I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. Heaven this way? https://www.google.com.au/search?q=r...iw=977&bih=583 |
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Bob Eager wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:39:13 -0700, Owain wrote: On Jun 7, 11:19 pm, Rick Hughes wrote: Strange how many girls actually have a bar code tat .... very wierd I've actually considered getting that, but baring my bum at the self- scan tills in Tesco to get the extra points might get me arrested. Owain Of of our receptionists at work had a bar code tat back in about 1990. At the time, I was working with bar codes and she asked me to generate the correct bar code for her date of birth etc., and she took that along to the tattooist. I hope you insisted on checking to make sure he's done it right! -- Tim Watts |
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On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 10:01:41 +0100, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:13:12 +1000, F Murtz wrote: I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. Only if it's the two intersecting curved lines. Did it have a eye? Yes, and all the other bits that a fish should have. In colour. (It's a huge hunting and fishing area around here, so a fish tattoo probably isn't *that* uncommon - it's just the placement that seemed rather odd :-) |
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Murtz writes Jules Richardson wrote: On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 09:07:48 +0100, Moonraker wrote: I must say I was rather amused by the young lady who had an image of a cat tattooed at the very top of her thigh! I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. "If little girls are made of sugar and spice ..." -- geoff |
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Jules Richardson wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 10:01:41 +0100, Dave Liquorice wrote: On Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:13:12 +1000, F Murtz wrote: I saw a woman with a fish tatooed on her inner thigh the other day. That is a religious sign. Only if it's the two intersecting curved lines. Did it have a eye? Yes, and all the other bits that a fish should have. In colour. (It's a huge hunting and fishing area around here, so a fish tattoo probably isn't *that* uncommon - it's just the placement that seemed rather odd :-) To explain the smell? I'll get my coat... -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:10:14 +0100 (BST), "Dave Liquorice"
wrote: I wouldn't know but I believe a fresh tattoo is a bit tender for a few days. But nothing that a bit of savlon, large dressing and loose clothing wouldn't ease. And the occasional matey slap on the arm, just to check he's all right. Mind you, H Neary would be all up in arms at that. |
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