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Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some outside lights
I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a funny text and with
frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a friend.

By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates my guts as I won
in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

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Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some outside lights
I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a funny text and with
frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a friend.

By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates my guts as I won
in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

Was it, "Read this message then forward it to 10 other ****s" :-?

Did you send it more than once?
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fred wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth
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Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some
outside lights I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a
funny text and with frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a
friend. By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates my
guts
as I won in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

Was it, "Read this message then forward it to 10 other ****s" :-?

Did you send it more than once?


No and no.

It said

"MERRY CHRISTMAS.....A bit early I know, but I know so many beautiful and
happy people...I thought I'd start with the miserable arumentative ****ers
first."


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fred wrote:
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Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some
outside lights I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a
funny text and with frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a
friend. By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates my
guts
as I won in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

Was it, "Read this message then forward it to 10 other ****s" :-?

Did you send it more than once?


No and no.

It said

"MERRY CHRISTMAS.....A bit early I know, but I know so many beautiful and
happy people...I thought I'd start with the miserable arumentative ****ers
first."

And you, eat drink and be merry, and may Christmas cheer lift you up and
light up your life.

Btw, that line above sounded a lot funnier in my head last night than it
looks on screen today, and less ambiguous, no offence intended to you or
TMH.

Merry Christmas all (yes, even the killfiled ones).
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fred wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth
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fred wrote:
In article , ARWadsworth
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Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some
outside lights I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a
funny text and with frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a
friend. By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates
my guts
as I won in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

Was it, "Read this message then forward it to 10 other ****s" :-?

Did you send it more than once?


No and no.

It said

"MERRY CHRISTMAS.....A bit early I know, but I know so many
beautiful and happy people...I thought I'd start with the miserable
arumentative ****ers first."

And you, eat drink and be merry, and may Christmas cheer lift you up
and light up your life.


Christmas do last night. I feel rough today:-(

Btw, that line above sounded a lot funnier in my head last night than
it looks on screen today, and less ambiguous, no offence intended to
you or TMH.


None taken.

Merry Christmas all (yes, even the killfiled ones).


It's still too early, or are you saying that we are all miserable
argumentative ****ers:-)?

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fred wrote:
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"MERRY CHRISTMAS.....A bit early I know, but I know so many
beautiful and happy people...I thought I'd start with the miserable
arumentative ****ers first."

And you, eat drink and be merry, and may Christmas cheer lift you up
and light up your life.


Christmas do last night. I feel rough today:-(

Had ours a week ago (for various reasons), fine but not a blowout, 2
ibuprofen and a pints of water before bedtime and I was right as rain.

Btw, that line above sounded a lot funnier in my head last night than
it looks on screen today, and less ambiguous, no offence intended to
you or TMH.


None taken.

Merry Christmas all (yes, even the killfiled ones).


It's still too early, or are you saying that we are all miserable
argumentative ****ers:-)?

You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.
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On 16/12/2011 18:09, ARWadsworth wrote:
Whilst stood freezing my balls off this morning swapping some outside lights
I received a text message from TMH. It was quite a funny text and with
frozen fingers I decided to forward it to a friend.

By accident I sent it the the local ASBO officer who hates my guts as I won
in court when he tried it on.

TMH can retype the text as I now need to defrost.

Sorry, fell asleep in front of the telly. I see you have typed it out now.

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