Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped the
lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one I
was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with me..

--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a carrot
*

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

ARWadsworth wrote:

One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped
the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one
I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me �40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with
me..


Do your lids have a serial number stencilled on?

--
Tim Watts

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

Tim Watts wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:

One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a
new one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way
home from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me
?40 for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..


Do your lids have a serial number stencilled on?

No. The bins have a serial number but not the lids.

--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

ARWadsworth wrote:
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new
one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home
from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40
for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..

Angle grinder!

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

On 01/12/2011 18:51, Tim Watts wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:

One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped
the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one
I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me �40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with
me..


Do your lids have a serial number stencilled on?


Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

--

Graham.

%Profound_observation%

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

Graham. wrote:

Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

embedded just under the flange by the handle on ours, wheter it works or
not...

AJH

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

On 01/12/2011 18:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped the
lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one I
was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with me..

If that "fat bird" reads this group she will know who to send to police
to. :-)

--
Old Codger
e-mail use reply to field

What matters in politics is not what happens, but what you can make
people believe has happened. [Janet Daley 27/8/2003]

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Old Codger wrote:
On 01/12/2011 18:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a
new one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way
home from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me
£40 for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..
If that "fat bird" reads this group she will know who to send to
police to. :-)

And if dennis knew where I lived I would have been arrested last year when I
dumped a car outside a ******s house..

I really do not care what "some" people think about me. If the fat bird
complains about me I will break into her house and put a lettuce in her
fridge - that will scare her.

--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *

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On 01/12/2011 20:08, andrew wrote:
Graham. wrote:

Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

embedded just under the flange by the handle on ours, wheter it works or
not...

AJH

There aren't any on ours, but the hole for them is under the front flange.

SteveW

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Graham. wrote:

On 01/12/2011 18:51, Tim Watts wrote:

Do your lids have a serial number stencilled on?

Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

In the front corners on the underside of the lids, there are two
cylindrical cavities, if you have them fitted, they go in there, but
ours don't.

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On 01/12/2011 20:28, ARWadsworth wrote:
Old Codger wrote:
On 01/12/2011 18:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a
new one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way
home from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me
£40 for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..
If that "fat bird" reads this group she will know who to send to
police to. :-)

And if dennis knew where I lived I would have been arrested last year when I
dumped a car outside a ******s house..

I really do not care what "some" people think about me. If the fat bird
complains about me I will break into her house and put a lettuce in her
fridge - that will scare her.

ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why hiding
behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good idea while
using usenet...?

David

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

On Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:02:09 +0000, Lobster
wrote:

On 01/12/2011 20:28, ARWadsworth wrote:
Old Codger wrote:
On 01/12/2011 18:48, ARWadsworth wrote:
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a
new one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way
home from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me
£40 for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..
If that "fat bird" reads this group she will know who to send to
police to. :-)

And if dennis knew where I lived I would have been arrested last year when I
dumped a car outside a ******s house..

I really do not care what "some" people think about me. If the fat bird
complains about me I will break into her house and put a lettuce in her
fridge - that will scare her.

ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why hiding
behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good idea while
using usenet...?

The handles on my wheelie bins (3 off) aren't quite big enough to
fully hide behind. Unless I go on a serious diet.

--
Frank Erskine

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

ARWadsworth wrote:

One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped the
lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one I
was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with me..

On mine it is simply a pair of plastic plugs which are an
interference fit.

They emptying machine seemed to have eaten one of mine recently,
but I happened to have a large bolt which I screwed in to replace
it.

Chris
--
Chris J Dixon Nottingham UK


Have dancing shoes, will ceilidh.

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"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why hiding
behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good idea while using
usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some want to
vent.
If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will never post
contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he claims to do,
its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes of the other kids..

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

dennis@home wrote:



"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why hiding
behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good idea while
using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some want
to vent.

Calm down dear, it's only a USENET post.

If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will never post
contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he claims to
do, its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes of the other
kids..

Woooosh!

--
Tim Watts

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped
the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one
I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with
me..

--
Adam

Look on your own bin.
Write it all down on the back of a fag packet.

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

Tim Watts wrote:
dennis@home wrote:



"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some
want to vent.

Calm down dear, it's only a USENET post.

If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will
never post contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he
claims to do, its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes
of the other kids..

Woooosh!

Double-whoosh, actually.



--
Register as an organ donor with the NHS online. It takes 1 minute and
saves you carrying an organ donor card with you.
http://www.uktransplant.org.uk/ukt/h...me_a_donor.jsp

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On Dec 2, 4:56*pm, "GB" wrote:
Tim Watts wrote:
dennis@home wrote:

"Lobster" wrote in message
...

ROFL... *But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some
want to vent.

Calm down dear, it's only a USENET post.

If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will
never post contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he
claims to do, its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes
of the other kids..

Woooosh!

Double-whoosh, actually.

--
Register as an organ donor with the NHS online. It takes 1 minute and
saves you carrying an organ donor card with you.http://www.uktransplant.org.uk/ukt/h...r/how_to_becom...

My bin lid was broken, and with no fat birds owing £40, my wife phoned
the council. They fitted a new lid. Not very well, but two whacks
fixed it.

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

dennis@home wrote:
"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some
want to vent.
If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will never
post contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he claims
to do, its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes of the
other kids..

The difference between you and I is that when I do something stupid or
illegal it is because I am either ****ed, taking revenge, trying to win a
bet (I lost the eat a tin of cat food bet) or having a laugh with the lads.
When you do (or say) something stupid it is because you are a retard.

I am different person when at work and dealing with customers. The labourer
at work today was laughing at me when I was on the phone and I called a
customer sir. He can laugh all he wants, but I was not the one shoving the
sweeping brush around and filling the skip for the minimum wage. Nor did I
have to walk to the bus stop after work to get home.


--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

In message , ARWadsworth
writes
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and snapped the
lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a new one I
was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way home from the pub
tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me £40 for a job I did last
week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take with me..

FFS Angle Grinder
--
hugh

Swapping a wheelie bin lid
 

On 02/12/2011 08:01, dennis@home wrote:


"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why hiding
behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good idea while
using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.

Oi! You forgot me!

Mind you, if you listed everyone who thinks you are a ****, it would
take a roll of wallpaper & small writing.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

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hugh wrote:
In message , ARWadsworth
writes
One of my wheelie bin lids had broken (the wind blew it over and
snapped the lids arm)

Now rather than bugger about phoning the council and asking for a
new one I was just going to pinch someone else bin lid on my way
home from the pub tonight (the fat bird at no 16 that still owes me
£40 for a job I did last week seems an ideal victim).

Now how do you change the lids? I need to know what tools to take
with me..
FFS Angle Grinder

And a 300m extension lead?

Anyway I was to ****ed to swap the lid.

--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *

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The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 02/12/2011 08:01, dennis@home wrote:


"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.

Oi! You forgot me!

Mind you, if you listed everyone who thinks you are a ****, it would
take a roll of wallpaper & small writing.

You must be one of the others:-) geoff was personally named.

And your statement is wrong (swap the word "thinks" to "knows").


--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *

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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 02/12/2011 08:01, dennis@home wrote:


"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.

Oi! You forgot me!

Mind you, if you listed everyone who thinks you are a ****, it would
take a roll of wallpaper & small writing.

You must be one of the others:-) geoff was personally named.

And your statement is wrong (swap the word "thinks" to "knows").

terrific :D

Incidentally, Adam, any more video from the neighbours?
LOL

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Steve Walker wrote:

On 01/12/2011 20:08, andrew wrote:
Graham. wrote:

Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

embedded just under the flange by the handle on ours, wheter it works or
not...

AJH

There aren't any on ours, but the hole for them is under the front flange.

SteveW
I've just checked and I misremembered, they are opposite the handle, a ~25mm
diameter black disc with two holes for a fitting tool.

AJH

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andrew wrote:

Steve Walker wrote:

On 01/12/2011 20:08, andrew wrote:
Graham. wrote:

Where are the RFID chips that are allegedly in them?

embedded just under the flange by the handle on ours, wheter it works or
not...

There aren't any on ours, but the hole for them is under the front flange.

I've just checked and I misremembered, they are opposite the handle, a ~25mm
diameter black disc with two holes for a fitting tool.

If you accidentally leave the lid up in the rain, and it gets wet, you
always pop it in the microwave to dry out!

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On Fri, 2 Dec 2011 09:10:12 -0800 (PST), misterroy
wrote:

They fitted a new lid. Not very well, but two whacks fixed it.

Scousers, eh?

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Tim Watts wrote:
dennis@home wrote:



"Lobster" wrote in message
...


ROFL... But in all seriousness, isn't this one good reason why
hiding behind a stupid handle is considered by some to be a good
idea while using usenet...?

The world is full of nutters as ARW, geoff and others demonstrate.
You don't give nutters contact details, it avoids the agro that some
want to vent.

Calm down dear, it's only a USENET post.

If you can't say it in public I don't want to hear it so I will
never post contact details in public.
BTW I don't believe ARW is stupid enough to do half of what he
claims to do, its just bragging to make himself look big in the eyes
of the other kids..

Woooosh!

It always is Woooosh! when dennis posts. No matter how wrong he is he always
blames the spell checker regardless of how stupid his comments are.

--
Adam

* Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbours garden and pretend to be a
carrot *