The colonel made a big impression, LMFAO
 

I'm sorry, sonny Jim, I hate to admit it but even *I* have quit reading your
****-poor posts. You need to get some new ideas, sunshine. Hows about a post
that's actually funny, or even empty ones? You might get more response,
that's surely better than replying to yourself. Your content offends nobody
old son, we've heard it all before, it's 2011.
Email me if you *really* wanna **** people off.
Just trying to help.