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Well, I am a bit worried that my wife may want to swap me for a hot tub....

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Dunno ... I've never used a hot tub!



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I'll swap SWMBO for a hot tub. Can you deliver?

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Which do you want the most - a Wife Swap or a Hot Tub.



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Which do you want the most - a Wife Swap or a Hot Tub.





Then again - a Tub Swap and a Hot Wife would be good


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If s e x is the reason, then hot tubs are the saviour for UB's, OB's,
FB's etc who would otherwise find it impossible for a nubile/
attractive M/F to get naked within 1 metre of them. Beer goggles are
not essential for hot tub users.

If you suggest to the SWMBO that you are getting a hot tub, then they
may get wary if they don't like being submerged in water. Some people
never take baths as they feel they are laying in a soup of their own
dirty water.

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On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:03:44 -0700 (PDT), Dave Starling
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If you suggest to the SWMBO that you are getting a hot tub, then they
may get wary if they don't like being submerged in water. Some people
never take baths as they feel they are laying in a soup of their own
dirty water.



Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in
a heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
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Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub
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It's the bubbles around their nadgery bits gets them all excited.
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Bruce
saying something like:

Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in
a heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.


Domestos.
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vbg:-)

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On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:20:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Bruce
saying something like:

Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in a
heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.


Domestos.


We use Milton in the paddling pool....




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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub
usage?


It's the bubbles around their nadgery bits gets them all excited.


Bubbles are rubbish compared to massage jets.

You can also get ozone generators to keep them clean without chlorine.



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You obviously haven't been to the swingers clubs I have...... it aint just
the girlies ;-)


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