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An apology to Dennis
I don’t like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that
it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn’t accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. However after a good nights sleep I have come to the conclusion that he was being totally honest in putting forward the typo as the error. So there you have it. I am sorry Dennis that I doubted your probity in this particular circumstance. But as to your monumental ineptitude in failing to average a positive and negative integer correctly and then not spotting such an obvious mistake when the calculation was called into question, that is something you will have to live with as you are never *ever* going to be able to live that down. |
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An apology to Dennis
love, peace, mutual respect and tolerance blossom like a rare orchid,
or perhaps like a plague of daffodils? [g] Roger Chapman wrote: I don’t like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn’t accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. However after a good nights sleep I have come to the conclusion that he was being totally honest in putting forward the typo as the error. So there you have it. I am sorry Dennis that I doubted your probity in this particular circumstance. But as to your monumental ineptitude in failing to average a positive and negative integer correctly and then not spotting such an obvious mistake when the calculation was called into question, that is something you will have to live with as you are never *ever* going to be able to live that down. |
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An apology to Dennis
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Roger Chapman saying something like: So there you have it. I am sorry Dennis that I doubted your probity in this particular circumstance. But as to your monumental ineptitude in failing to average a positive and negative integer correctly and then not spotting such an obvious mistake when the calculation was called into question, that is something you will have to live with as you are never *ever* going to be able to live that down. FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. |
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An apology to Dennis
On 26/02/2010 10:54, Roger Chapman wrote:
I don’t like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn’t accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. -- Tim "That the freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament" Bill of Rights 1689 |
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An apology to Dennis
"Tim Streater" wrote in message ... I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. Not yet it hasn't. It was a bit of sarcasm that went straight over his head. ;-) Just shows that it doesn't work with some. He seriously thinks I got it wrong twice even though you only add two numbers and divide by two. |
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An apology to Dennis
"dennis@home" wrote in message ... "Tim Streater" wrote in message ... I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. Not yet it hasn't. It was a bit of sarcasm that went straight over his head. ;-) Just shows that it doesn't work with some. He seriously thinks I got it wrong twice even though you only add two numbers and divide by two. You mean 5 + 14 = 19 Dived by 2 = 9.5 Add the minus sign for good measure and round up, or should that be down for the shear hell of it? Where am I going wrong Dennis? |
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An apology to Dennis
On 26/02/2010 14:17, Roger Chapman wrote:
[snip] You can huff and you can puff all you like but anyone who reads the thread in full, or even the little extract above, will eventually conclude, like me that you managed to cock up a simple calculation. You keep on telling me I don't get it but really the only thing I didn't get at first was your lack of mathematical ability. You don't need mathematical ability to average two numbers, even if one of them is negative. You need arithmetical ability. This must be part of the "let's pretend everything is easy" approach to life we've seen over the last few years, so that they pretend that they are teaching children mathematics, when it is in fact arithmetic (sums, basically). -- Tim "That the freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament" Bill of Rights 1689 |
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An apology to Dennis
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit it. As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. |
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An apology to Dennis
You mean 5 + 14 = 19 Dived by 2 = 9.5 Add the minus sign for good measure and round up, or should that be down for the shear hell of it? Where am I going wrong Dennis? The minus signs matter in arithmetic. You can't just leave them out and add them later where you like. 5+(-14) = -9 -9/2= -4.5 As for the apology to Denis. "I'm sorry BUT" is hardly an apology. More like an excuse to continue and argument. Grimly got it spot on. Archie |
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An apology to Dennis
"Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... Grimly Curmudgeon wrote: FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit it. As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. It was just an excuse to continue your feud. Consciensce, what conscience? Archie |
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An apology to Dennis
Archie wrote:
FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit it. As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. I didn't want to apologise to Dennis. I thought it necessary to apologise. It was just an excuse to continue your feud. Consciensce, what conscience? There are always problems with wanting to be truthful. On the one hand I managed to call Dennis a liar on an occasion when he probably wasn't lying. That needed addressing. On the other hand Dennis is certainly inept and to say otherwise would be untruthful. |
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An apology to Dennis
Tim Streater wrote:
[snip] You can huff and you can puff all you like but anyone who reads the thread in full, or even the little extract above, will eventually conclude, like me that you managed to cock up a simple calculation. You keep on telling me I don't get it but really the only thing I didn't get at first was your lack of mathematical ability. You don't need mathematical ability to average two numbers, even if one of them is negative. You need arithmetical ability. That really is a matter of semantics. For me arithmetic will always be a branch of maths. This must be part of the "let's pretend everything is easy" approach to life we've seen over the last few years, so that they pretend that they are teaching children mathematics, when it is in fact arithmetic (sums, basically). Well you have to start somewhere but my take on that is diametrically opposed to yours even though I suspect that the underlying concerns may be much the same. Failing to teach the basics (how to add, subtract, multiply and divide) without the assistance of calculator or computer means the children of today are very poorly prepared to advance any further in mathematics. But never mind, they will get a C+ pass at GCSE maths and a piece of paper that might even take them as far as a degree in a non rigorous subject. |
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An apology to Dennis
On 26/02/2010 17:21, Roger Chapman wrote:
Tim Streater wrote: [snip] You can huff and you can puff all you like but anyone who reads the thread in full, or even the little extract above, will eventually conclude, like me that you managed to cock up a simple calculation. You keep on telling me I don't get it but really the only thing I didn't get at first was your lack of mathematical ability. You don't need mathematical ability to average two numbers, even if one of them is negative. You need arithmetical ability. That really is a matter of semantics. For me arithmetic will always be a branch of maths. This must be part of the "let's pretend everything is easy" approach to life we've seen over the last few years, so that they pretend that they are teaching children mathematics, when it is in fact arithmetic (sums, basically). Well you have to start somewhere but my take on that is diametrically opposed to yours even though I suspect that the underlying concerns may be much the same. Failing to teach the basics (how to add, subtract, multiply and divide) and times tables, don't forget them. without the assistance of calculator or computer means the children of today are very poorly prepared to advance any further in mathematics. But never mind, they will get a C+ pass at GCSE maths and a piece of paper that might even take them as far as a degree in a non rigorous subject. This was basically my point, yes :-) -- Tim "That the freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament" Bill of Rights 1689 |
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An apology to Dennis
"Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... You can huff and you can puff all you like but anyone who reads the thread in full, or even the little extract above, will eventually conclude, like me that you managed to cock up a simple calculation. You keep on telling me I don't get it but really the only thing I didn't get at first was your lack of mathematical ability. My comment further up that thread that you don't seem comfortable with figures must count as the understatement of the year so far. I can tell you what they have already concluded.. you didn't apologise at all, you used your "apology" as an excuse to start another thread in the hope you could score some points for your pathetic argument as you can't win it with logic, science or maths. |
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"Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... Archie wrote: FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit it. As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. I didn't want to apologise to Dennis. I thought it necessary to apologise. Oh don't be such a prat. I reject your apology for what it is, feel any better now? |
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An apology to Dennis
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You can huff and you can puff all you like but anyone who reads the thread in full, or even the little extract above, will eventually conclude, like me that you managed to cock up a simple calculation. You keep on telling me I don't get it but really the only thing I didn't get at first was your lack of mathematical ability. My comment further up that thread that you don't seem comfortable with figures must count as the understatement of the year so far. I can tell you what they have already concluded.. you didn't apologise at all, you used your "apology" as an excuse to start another thread in the hope you could score some points for your pathetic argument as you can't win it with logic, science or maths. (huff+puff)^n ((-14+5)/2)=? Is it: 1. -8, 2. -9 or 3. -4.5? I must admit I was disappointed that Archie chose to question my ethics while ignoring your blatant lie but perhaps that is because you are already considered beyond the pale. |
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An apology to Dennis
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Archie wrote: FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit it. As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. I didn't want to apologise to Dennis. I thought it necessary to apologise. Oh don't be such a prat. I reject your apology for what it is, feel any better now? Your choice but I don't actually care what you do. |
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An apology to Dennis
Is it: 1. -8, 2. -9 or 3. -4.5? I must admit I was disappointed that Archie chose to question my ethics while ignoring your blatant lie but perhaps that is because you are already considered beyond the pale. I missed the original thread but went back to read it after your "Apology". Denis's original post is shown below. I see nothing in Denis's statement to justify your rant. You are assuming that Denis meant to give the average of the two datapoints -14 and +5. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't but his statement below is correct. I don't see any blatant lie. So its Jan and you get a clear night at -14C for a couple of hours, then it clouds over and it goes to 1C and then its cloudy all day at 5C and you think the average is -8 when it obviously isn't. All you have done is created a faulty data set. |
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An apology to Dennis
In message , Roger Chapman
writes I dont like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didnt accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. However after a good nights sleep I have come to the conclusion that he was being totally honest in putting forward the typo as the error. So there you have it. I am sorry Dennis that I doubted your probity in this particular circumstance. But as to your monumental ineptitude in failing to average a positive and negative integer correctly and then not spotting such an obvious mistake when the calculation was called into question, that is something you will have to live with as you are never *ever* going to be able to live that down. A "hacksaw" moment so to speak -- geoff |
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In message , Archie
writes "Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... Grimly Curmudgeon wrote: FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. It was just an excuse to continue your feud. Consciensce, what conscience? Number nine, number nine ... -- geoff |
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An apology to Dennis
On Feb 27, 1:35 am, Tim Streater wrote:
On 26/02/2010 10:54, Roger Chapman wrote: I don t like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn t accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. The funny part about the discussion is that for correct analysis of whether "Global Warming" is happening or not (it's not!) I have been advocating the simplest form of daily temperature measurement, i.e. reading a thermometer at 9am and writing the figure down. No calculations are required. Roger Chapman preferred to get the highest and lowest temperature for the day and average them. And nobody in that thread was able to get the average correct! As well as that, maximum/minimum thermometers require resetting after each reading. In the 50 to 130 years old equipment that I was talking about, that requires manual handling of a thermometer which is bound to introduce errors, even to the extent of damaging the thermometer so that it needs to be replaced. It's far simpler and more accurate to read a thermometer without touching it. Note that we are not talking about modern automated equipment. |
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In message , Tim
Streater writes On 26/02/2010 10:54, Roger Chapman wrote: I dont like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didnt accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. That would just be a half arsed apology ... -- geoff |
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An apology to Dennis
geoff wrote:
In message , Tim Streater writes On 26/02/2010 10:54, Roger Chapman wrote: I don't like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn't accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. That would just be a half arsed apology ... |
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Archie wrote:
Is it: 1. -8, 2. -9 or 3. -4.5? I must admit I was disappointed that Archie chose to question my ethics while ignoring your blatant lie but perhaps that is because you are already considered beyond the pale. I missed the original thread but went back to read it after your "Apology". Denis's original post is shown below. I see nothing in Denis's statement to justify your rant. You are assuming that Denis meant to give the average of the two datapoints -14 and +5. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't but his statement below is correct. I don't see any blatant lie. In the context of that thread and his repeated assertions that averaging the maximum and minimum temperatures doesn't give an average for the day you should have looked a little deeper. Dennis himself admitted to a typo so even he accepted he had made a mistake. What he won't admit to is that despite all his protestations to the contrary he didn't manage to get the average of -14 and 5 correct. However that wasn't the blatant lie which occurred in this thread and not the previous one. The blatant lie was his response to Tim's question repeated below: ********************** [Tim] I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. [Dennis] Not yet it hasn't. ********************** When of course it had. So its Jan and you get a clear night at -14C for a couple of hours, then it clouds over and it goes to 1C and then its cloudy all day at 5C and you think the average is -8 when it obviously isn't. All you have done is created a faulty data set. |
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Matty F wrote:
snip The funny part about the discussion is that for correct analysis of whether "Global Warming" is happening or not (it's not!) I have been advocating the simplest form of daily temperature measurement, i.e. reading a thermometer at 9am and writing the figure down. No calculations are required. Roger Chapman preferred to get the highest and lowest temperature for the day and average them. And nobody in that thread was able to get the average correct! News to me. As well as that, maximum/minimum thermometers require resetting after each reading. In the 50 to 130 years old equipment that I was talking about, that requires manual handling of a thermometer which is bound to introduce errors, even to the extent of damaging the thermometer so that it needs to be replaced. Dubious conclusion. It's far simpler and more accurate to read a thermometer without touching it. Note that we are not talking about modern automated equipment. The only thing that can be said with any certainty about a temperature measured at 9am apart from the time is that it will not be higher than the maximum temperature of that day nor lower than the minimum. The reason I think the max/min average is better is because it aproximates to the true mean. |
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On 26/02/2010 23:00, Roger Chapman wrote:
[snip] The only thing that can be said with any certainty about a temperature measured at 9am apart from the time is that it will not be higher than the maximum temperature of that day nor lower than the minimum. The reason I think the max/min average is better is because it approximates to the true mean. I don't see why it should. The proper average is going to be obtained by continuous measurements and getting the area under the curve. In practice one might take an (automated) measurement every few minutes. Two data points don't tell you much. -- Tim "That the freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament" Bill of Rights 1689 |
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"Archie" wrote in message ... You mean 5 + 14 = 19 Dived by 2 = 9.5 Add the minus sign for good measure and round up, or should that be down for the shear hell of it? Where am I going wrong Dennis? The minus signs matter in arithmetic. You can't just leave them out and add them later where you like. 5+(-14) = -9 -9/2= -4.5 As for the apology to Denis. "I'm sorry BUT" is hardly an apology. More like an excuse to continue and argument. Grimly got it spot on. Archie LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! |
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In the context of that thread and his repeated assertions that averaging the maximum and minimum temperatures doesn't give an average for the day you should have looked a little deeper. Dennis himself admitted to a typo so even he accepted he had made a mistake. What he won't admit to is that despite all his protestations to the contrary he didn't manage to get the average of -14 and 5 correct. However that wasn't the blatant lie which occurred in this thread and not the previous one. The blatant lie was his response to Tim's question repeated below: ********************** [Tim] I didn't see this thread (or didn't bother with it). Presumably the answer of -4.5 appeared somewhere. [Dennis] Not yet it hasn't. ********************** When of course it had. I have to admit that I missed that too (does that make it a lie?) but Tim's post was a reply to your "apology". It just proves the point that you just wanted another go at Denis. Archie |
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LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. |
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"Archie" wrote in message ... LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. Don't worry, there are times when Dennis will make some very silly statements and then won't accept he may have been wrong. As a result he loses respect and a number here are quite rude to him as a result. |
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On Feb 27, 12:43 pm, Tim Streater wrote:
On 26/02/2010 23:00, Roger Chapman wrote: [snip] The only thing that can be said with any certainty about a temperature measured at 9am apart from the time is that it will not be higher than the maximum temperature of that day nor lower than the minimum. The reason I think the max/min average is better is because it approximates to the true mean. I don't see why it should. The proper average is going to be obtained by continuous measurements and getting the area under the curve. In practice one might take an (automated) measurement every few minutes. Two data points don't tell you much. However I am talking about measurements done as far back as 1880. They could not get a "proper average" back then, only the 9am temperature and the maximum and minimum temperatures. I have discovered that the 9am temperatures have not risen over a long period while the "mean max/min" temperatures appear to have risen. Possibly if 9am temperatures are analysed around the world then "Global Warming" will vanish. I will repeat that a "proper average" cannot now be obtained for data 50 or more years ago. |
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"Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... I don't like apologising any more than the next man but I do accept that it needs to be done if circumstances warrant it even when the other party is as unpleasant as Dennis frequently is but I am not going to be gracious about it. This apology is for my benefit, not his. The circumstances are that over on the DIY Data thread I branded Dennis a liar because he claimed that the error in a calculation was down to a simple typo, he had failed to press the right key for a 9. The calculation in question was the simple average of 5C and -14C which he originally quoted as -8. I am afraid I didn't accept that he genuinely believed that the average of 5 and -14 was actually -9 even after his original calculation had been called into question. I thought he was just generating his usual smokescreen when faced with an embarrassing situation. However after a good nights sleep I have come to the conclusion that he was being totally honest in putting forward the typo as the error. So there you have it. I am sorry Dennis that I doubted your probity in this particular circumstance. But as to your monumental ineptitude in failing to average a positive and negative integer correctly and then not spotting such an obvious mistake when the calculation was called into question, that is something you will have to live with as you are never *ever* going to be able to live that down. You are clearly a plantpot. |
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An apology to Dennis
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Roger Chapman saying something like: In the context of that thread and his repeated assertions that averaging the maximum and minimum temperatures doesn't give an average for the day you should have looked a little deeper. Anyway, the naked min and max are quite incomplete without knowing how long for and how much heat has been absorbed and shed by the land/sea/air in a locality. It makes a huge difference, I know from observation - so you're both wrong. |
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An apology to Dennis
Tim Streater wrote:
[snip] The only thing that can be said with any certainty about a temperature measured at 9am apart from the time is that it will not be higher than the maximum temperature of that day nor lower than the minimum. The reason I think the max/min average is better is because it approximates to the true mean. I don't see why it should. The proper average is going to be obtained by continuous measurements and getting the area under the curve. In practice one might take an (automated) measurement every few minutes. Two data points don't tell you much. Any two data points selected at random and averaged are likely to give an average closer to the true mean than a single data point but the maximum and minimum temperatures are far more significant than two random points. For instance the information from my weather station for the last few days is: Date /true mean/high/ low /average/ 9am / 23rd 0.1 2.1 -2.1 0.0 -0.4 24th 2.1 4.2 0.3 2.25 0.8 25th 4.1 5.2 2.7 3.95 3.3 26th 2.6 4.1 0.9 2.5 2.7 Average 2.225 2.175 1.600 As can be seen there is much less variability in the max/min average than the 9am figure and the max/min average is also a close approximation to the true mean. As of 7.45am today temperature here has been on a downward trend since mid afternoon on the 25th from a high of 5.2C to -0.3C with deviations from a straight line not exceeding 0.5C. |
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An apology to Dennis
"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Archie writes "Roger Chapman" wrote in message ... Grimly Curmudgeon wrote: FFS, if you're going to so ungracious about it, why bother. Call him a **** and be done with it. As I said at the top the apology was for my benefit, not his. I managed to make a mistake and to salve my conscience I need to admit As for calling Dennis a **** why not indeed but that wasn't the object of the exercise. If you wanted to apologise to Denis you should have left it at that. Instead, you went on to call him inept. It was just an excuse to continue your feud. Consciensce, what conscience? Number nine, number nine ... -- geoff vbg |
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"Fredxx" wrote in message ... "Archie" wrote in message ... LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. Don't worry, there are times when Dennis will make some very silly statements and then won't accept he may have been wrong. As a result he loses respect and a number here are quite rude to him as a result. What you mean is that they disagree, not that I am wrong. They resort to being rude to try and cover up their mistake. You have done the same in the past. Its the same with this average, you just haven't read and understood what I said. Its my fault for overestimating the level of intelligence of some here. |
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In message , "dennis@home"
writes "Fredxx" wrote in message ... "Archie" wrote in message ... LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. Don't worry, there are times when Dennis will make some very silly statements and then won't accept he may have been wrong. As a result he loses respect and a number here are quite rude to him as a result. What you mean is that they disagree, not that I am wrong. Number nine, number nine ... -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , "dennis@home" writes "Fredxx" wrote in message ... "Archie" wrote in message ... LOL - I am well aware of the arithmetic involved, I was more wondering if Dennis would bite! I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. Don't worry, there are times when Dennis will make some very silly statements and then won't accept he may have been wrong. As a result he loses respect and a number here are quite rude to him as a result. What you mean is that they disagree, not that I am wrong. Number nine, number nine ... -- geoff Nein, Nein, Nein. Do not argue with Dennis Adam |
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dennis@home wrote:
snip I am just a simple soul. Some things go right over my head. Don't worry, there are times when Dennis will make some very silly statements and then won't accept he may have been wrong. As a result he loses respect and a number here are quite rude to him as a result. What you mean is that they disagree, not that I am wrong. Well you're the one who averaged -14 and 5 and came up with -9. They resort to being rude to try and cover up their mistake. You certainly do. You have done the same in the past. Its the same with this average, you just haven't read and understood what I said. Sadly we do understand much of what you say but it is mostly, to say the least, contentious. Its my fault for overestimating the level of intelligence of some here. It is certainly your fault for over estimating the level of your own intelligence. On usenet you are what you post and you post a lot of absolute garbage and then make a host of enemies but aggressively denigrating anyone who dares to contradict you. |
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It is certainly your fault for over estimating the level of your own intelligence. On usenet you are what you post and you post a lot of absolute garbage and then make a host of enemies but aggressively denigrating anyone who dares to contradict you. You are not whiter that white either Roger. e.g. You became quite abusive in the "central heating upgrade" thread when NT didn't agree with you. |
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