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Mark wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message k... Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , "Heliotrope Smith" writes: I was in a pub in Southampton the other day, bloke there said he knew where he could get cheap urinals... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6234445.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6245861.stm OK, who is going to come up with the toilet stolen from police station gag? Not the 'police have nothing to go on' ? That would be the one :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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geoff wrote:
In message , Mark writes "The Medway Handyman" wrote in message k... Andrew Gabriel wrote: In article , "Heliotrope Smith" writes: I was in a pub in Southampton the other day, bloke there said he knew where he could get cheap urinals... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6234445.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/h...re/6245861.stm OK, who is going to come up with the toilet stolen from police station gag? Not the 'police have nothing to go on' ? but they might be looking into it I thought that was " a hole has appeared in the road". -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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geoff wrote in message ... In message Anyone know where I might find a urinal for installation at home. i saw some at gentoworks.co.uk but not much I fancy I didn't realise finding the right pee pot was so hard. Budget of £300 + whatever plumber would charge to fit How cool I get rid of the down stairs toilet and get a urinal, I'll drink loads of beer just to tinkle of 30 mins :) The novelty might wear off nah not likely :) Ah you need a She-Pee one http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/Gla...es/ppage44.htm or http://tinyurl.com/224vq2 I was looking for something quite different and come! across this, honest :) - lol. Can't help wondering if there's a design flaw -- she'd be stuffed without those 10" heels on. Looks like a "designed by men" issue... Wasn't someone selling disposable paper tubes for wimmin to stand up and **** a few years ago ? Well if you are interested in the mechanics of the earlier design http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/festival..._at_glastonbur y_the_she.html - |
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Mark wrote:
geoff wrote in message ... In message Anyone know where I might find a urinal for installation at home. i saw some at gentoworks.co.uk but not much I fancy I didn't realise finding the right pee pot was so hard. Budget of £300 + whatever plumber would charge to fit How cool I get rid of the down stairs toilet and get a urinal, I'll drink loads of beer just to tinkle of 30 mins :) The novelty might wear off nah not likely :) Ah you need a She-Pee one http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/Gla...es/ppage44.htm or http://tinyurl.com/224vq2 I was looking for something quite different and come! across this, honest :) - lol. Can't help wondering if there's a design flaw -- she'd be stuffed without those 10" heels on. Looks like a "designed by men" issue... Wasn't someone selling disposable paper tubes for wimmin to stand up and **** a few years ago ? Well if you are interested in the mechanics of the earlier design http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/festival..._at_glastonbur y_the_she.html The SheWee has to be the greatest product name ever :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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from "James" contains these words: I hate lifting the seat up which is a pain when living with 4 woman/teens+wife You might well find the younger females using the urinal -- American females frequently do in universities etc. |
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from geoff contains these words: Wasn't someone selling disposable paper tubes for wimmin to stand up and **** a few years ago ? Several companies still do. I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? |
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from Andy Champ contains these words: Mark wrote: Ah you need a She-Pee one http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/Gla...es/ppage44.htm or http://tinyurl.com/224vq2 I was looking for something quite different and come! across this, honest :) - Some kind of joke. Note the icons moulded into it at shoulder height. Actually, the urinals were for real |
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On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 21:42:11 UTC, Appin wrote:
The message from Andy Champ contains these words: Mark wrote: Ah you need a She-Pee one http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/Gla...es/ppage44.htm or http://tinyurl.com/224vq2 I was looking for something quite different and come! across this, honest :) - Some kind of joke. Note the icons moulded into it at shoulder height. Actually, the urinals were for real I'm sure they were, but the icons are not 'female'. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 21:42:11 UTC, Appin wrote: The message from Andy Champ contains these words: Mark wrote: Ah you need a She-Pee one http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/Gla...es/ppage44.htm or http://tinyurl.com/224vq2 I was looking for something quite different and come! across this, honest :) - Some kind of joke. Note the icons moulded into it at shoulder height. Actually, the urinals were for real I'm sure they were, but the icons are not 'female'. And they are they not "girly pink" as the caption says. Adam |
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On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 21:14:52 GMT, Appin wrote:
The message from "James" contains these words: I hate lifting the seat up which is a pain when living with 4 woman/teens+wife You might well find the younger females using the urinal -- American females frequently do in universities etc. It shouldn't be allowed. DG |
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Appin wrote:
German males are not normally permitted to urinate in domestic toilets from a standing position :-( Have you seen the shape of German toilets? Andy |
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In message , Appin
writes The message from "James" contains these words: I hate lifting the seat up which is a pain when living with 4 woman/teens+wife You might well find the younger females using the urinal -- American females frequently do in universities etc. And apparently, krauts now sit to **** .... prolly because they are too drunk to stand up -- geoff |
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In message , Appin
writes The message from geoff contains these words: Wasn't someone selling disposable paper tubes for wimmin to stand up and **** a few years ago ? Several companies still do. I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? yes Enough info, I hope -- geoff |
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from Andy Champ contains these words: Appin wrote: German males are not normally permitted to urinate in domestic toilets from a standing position :-( Have you seen the shape of German toilets? Yes, of course I have. Designed so that solid matter, deposited from a seated position, lands on a shelf which takes up the rear part of the pan. This is deliberate, as it was traditionally considered appropriate to examine that which had come out of one before it was flushed away. Or perhaps flushed away, depending on the consistency of the said deposit and the power of the flush intended to flush it towards the front of the pan and tence to the sewer. Accordingly urine directed from a standing position has a tendency to splatter here and there. However the "nicht im stehen Pinkeln" command probably owes rather more to the middle-aged, moustache-wearing German "Hausfrau" than to the nuances of German toilet design. |
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The message
from geoff contains these words: I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? yes Enough info, I hope -- geoff Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet. Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing something other than urine |
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In message , Appin
writes The message from geoff contains these words: I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? yes Enough info, I hope -- geoff Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet. Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing something other than urine Kilburn isn't English ... -- geoff |
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In message , Appin
writes The message from Andy Champ contains these words: Appin wrote: German males are not normally permitted to urinate in domestic toilets from a standing position :-( Have you seen the shape of German toilets? Yes, of course I have. Designed so that solid matter, deposited from a seated position, lands on a shelf which takes up the rear part of the pan. This is deliberate, as it was traditionally considered appropriate to examine that which had come out of one before it was flushed away. Specifically tapeworms IIRC However the "nicht im stehen Pinkeln" command probably owes rather more to the middle-aged, moustache-wearing German "Hausfrau" than to the nuances of German toilet design. I have a copy of the DIN standard somewhere ... don't ask - Airbus -- geoff |
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geoff wrote:
In message , Appin writes The message from geoff contains these words: I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? yes Enough info, I hope -- geoff Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet. Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing something other than urine Kilburn isn't English ... Don't you mean County Kilburn? -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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In message , The
Medway Handyman writes geoff wrote: In message , Appin writes The message from geoff contains these words: I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn years ago I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved herself against the porcelain. Backwards??????????? yes Enough info, I hope -- geoff Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet. Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing something other than urine Kilburn isn't English ... Don't you mean County Kilburn? Egg sack tlee -- geoff |
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The message
from geoff contains these words: Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet. Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing something other than urine Kilburn isn't English ... Kilburn is, albeit many of the denizens thereof may have Irish origins. That does not explain what exactly the said females were doing or how they were achieving it, bearing in mind that the probability is that they are not significantly different anatomically from American females. |
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now wash your hands wrote:
Why? What can you do in a toilet that you can't do in a urinal? ****? Pete |
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In message , Pete Verdon
d writes now wash your hands wrote: Why? What can you do in a toilet that you can't do in a urinal? ****? Obviously never been to Glastonbury Festival then. :( -- Si |
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On 2008-01-11 07:33:04 +0000, Si $3o&m said:
In message , Pete Verdon d writes now wash your hands wrote: Why? What can you do in a toilet that you can't do in a urinal? ****? Obviously never been to Glastonbury Festival then. :( Oh they don't, do they? Has the napalm supply been trucked in? |
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Andy Hall wrote:
On 2008-01-11 07:33:04 +0000, Si $3o&m said: In message , Pete Verdon d writes now wash your hands wrote: Why? What can you do in a toilet that you can't do in a urinal? ****? Obviously never been to Glastonbury Festival then. :( Oh they don't, do they? Has the napalm supply been trucked in? When I was last there there WERE no toilets.. It was the Isle of Wight festival when I went of back to nature pseudo bunny huggers. WEe arived early and camped in te cortnert of a field, by a nice wood thicket. When we left, it had been stripped of most of the trees for firewood, and was knee deep in ****. Town folk should stay in the towns. |
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