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OFF TOPIC: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
Andy Hall wrote:
On 2006-09-30 16:59:26 +0100, Owain said: Andy Hall wrote: If you think there may be a body their the police would dig it for you. s/their/there That's the second this week. The second what - body or typo? Well there was the association between Micro$oft and operating systems. I put it down to living in Scotland.... I'm not in Glasgow! I quite understand, I was talking to some Italians this week and they wanted to know how far north the Romans had gone in Britain. I explained that they had never made a serious success in Scotland and that possibly this was due to the Glaswegian habit of deep frying pizza. They took a lot of convincing that anyone could possibly do this. Andy, what proportion of the cost of cleaning my keyboard are you prepared to fund? I RAOTFLMAO at that one. Tears are still on my cheeks. I'll still be giggling when I go to bed. Nice one Andy. Dave |
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OFF TOPIC: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Sylvain VAN DER WALDE" saying something like: I bet you forgot to tell them about the rats ... worked for me I did mention that the rubbish was smelling, and that it might _attract_ rats. I'm an honest person, and would only lie if absolutely necessary. You don't have to lie. You can be sure there'll be rats there. -- Dave |
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