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Andy Hall wrote:
On 2006-09-30 16:59:26 +0100, Owain said:

Andy Hall wrote:

If you think there may be a body their the police would dig it for
you.

s/their/there

That's the second this week.



The second what - body or typo?



Well there was the association between Micro$oft and operating systems.


I put it down to living in Scotland....



I'm not in Glasgow!



I quite understand,

I was talking to some Italians this week and they wanted to know how far
north the Romans had gone in Britain. I explained that they had
never made a serious success in Scotland and that possibly this was due
to the Glaswegian habit of deep frying pizza.

They took a lot of convincing that anyone could possibly do this.


Andy, what proportion of the cost of cleaning my keyboard are you
prepared to fund?

I RAOTFLMAO at that one. Tears are still on my cheeks.

I'll still be giggling when I go to bed.

Nice one Andy.

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Sylvain VAN DER WALDE"
saying something like:

I bet you forgot to tell them about the rats ...

worked for me


I did mention that the rubbish was smelling, and that it might _attract_
rats. I'm an honest person, and would only lie if absolutely necessary.


You don't have to lie. You can be sure there'll be rats there.
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Dave
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