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I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. |
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On Jun 24, 5:44 pm, Cydrome Leader wrote:
I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. |
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Cydrome Leader wrote:
what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. If glass, drop it on concrete. Don't worry about the glass shards. Those won't hurt you. Wes |
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On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:44:03 +0000 (UTC), Cydrome Leader
wrote: I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. See link for a commercially available jar opener: http://www.jeremywise.net/blog/wp-co.../10/50cal2.png Mike Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me. "I always wanted to be somebody...I should have been more specific..." - Lily Tomlin |
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"Cydrome Leader" wrote in message ... I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. That's an HVLP (Has Vacuum, Lid Pops) system.... |
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I missed the Staff meeting, but the Memos showed that Cydrome Leader
wrote on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:44:03 +0000 (UTC) in rec.crafts.metalworking : I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. Okay, you're going to need a tig welder, a 68 inch length of T-1203 Aluminum T extrusion (3/4" standing leg with a 38.75mm cap). And two diamond scribes. You'll also need a sack of Quickset concrete, a plastic wheelbarrow and one 800 count cotton sheet. Plus two blasting caps, a length of det cord and one procto-probe (you can reuse the one forgotten by the aliens after your abduction.) Post when you have those items collected. I'm sure you have a lludium R-37 Explosive Space Modulator (not the Q-36, that's the wrong size for this.), so you'll need to have that charged up and ready to go. toodles pyotr -- pyotr filipivich We now return you to something called reality. |
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On Jun 25, 8:08*pm, pyotr filipivich wrote:
I missed the Staff meeting, but the Memos showed that Cydrome Leader wrote on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:44:03 +0000 (UTC) in rec.crafts.metalworking : I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. * * * * Okay, you're going to need a tig welder, a 68 inch length of T-1203 Aluminum T extrusion (3/4" standing leg with a 38.75mm cap). And two diamond scribes. * * * * You'll also need a sack of Quickset concrete, a plastic wheelbarrow and one 800 count cotton sheet. *Plus two blasting caps, a length of det cord and one procto-probe (you can reuse the one forgotten by the aliens after your abduction.) * * * * Post when you have those items collected. *I'm sure you have a lludium R-37 Explosive Space Modulator (not the Q-36, that's the wrong size for this.), so you'll need to have that charged up and ready to go. toodles pyotr -- pyotr filipivich We now return you to something called reality. Please, pyotr, don't encourage him to build this jar opening device - he's a troll. He'll only write back wanting all sorts of construction details. He'll probably even want to know what color to paint it, for crying out loud. John Martin |
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Cydrome Leader writes:
I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. Put the jar between your knees near your crotch, and shoot off the lid with a pistol. |
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Maxwell Lol wrote: Cydrome Leader writes: I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. Put the jar between your knees near your crotch, and shoot off the lid with a pistol. Or just swallow the jar, whole. He has enough acid in him to eat the lid off. -- http://improve-usenet.org/index.html If you have broadband, your ISP may have a NNTP news server included in your account: http://www.usenettools.net/ISP.htm Sporadic E is the Earth's aluminum foil beanie for the 'global warming' sheep. |
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pyotr filipivich wrote:
I missed the Staff meeting, but the Memos showed that Cydrome Leader wrote on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:44:03 +0000 (UTC) in rec.crafts.metalworking : I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. It was suggested that I heat the lid with hot water and then try to open it, or to turn the jar upside down and hit the bottom, then try to open it. These are very clever and simple, so I will try them all last. I will talk some more about all this before I try anything. I need lots of encouragement from people on the internet before I can do anything on my own. I am very weak, I need lots of help with simple tasks. Write back to me, before I start to cry from the lack of attention. Okay, you're going to need a tig welder, a 68 inch length of T-1203 Aluminum T extrusion (3/4" standing leg with a 38.75mm cap). And two diamond scribes. You'll also need a sack of Quickset concrete, a plastic wheelbarrow and one 800 count cotton sheet. Plus two blasting caps, a length of det cord and one procto-probe (you can reuse the one forgotten by the aliens after your abduction.) Post when you have those items collected. I'm sure you have a lludium R-37 Explosive Space Modulator (not the Q-36, that's the wrong size for this.), so you'll need to have that charged up and ready to go. Ok, I have all these items now. I got them at a government auction. They are all very high quality. I am very clever and when done with these items, I will paint and resell them. |
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Put the jar between your knees near your crotch, and shoot off the lid with a pistol. Hehe. Two, maybe three birds with one stone. Make him non reproducable |
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wrote: Put the jar between your knees near your crotch, and shoot off the lid with a pistol. Hehe. Two, maybe three birds with one stone. Make him non reproducable What? You want to deprive his village of a replacement idiot? -- http://improve-usenet.org/index.html If you have broadband, your ISP may have a NNTP news server included in your account: http://www.usenettools.net/ISP.htm Sporadic E is the Earth's aluminum foil beanie for the 'global warming' sheep. |
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I missed the Staff meeting, but the Memos showed that Maxwell Lol
wrote on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:07:46 -0400 in rec.crafts.metalworking : Cydrome Leader writes: I have a jar of pickles that is too tight to open. what should I do? I will post here because I am very stupid, lazy and spineless. I like to talk and talk and talk and do nothing on my own. Put the jar between your knees near your crotch, and shoot off the lid with a pistol. Have a fiend (if he has a friend) use a shotgun (if he has a shotgun). -- pyotr filipivich "I had just been through hell and must have looked like death warmed over walking into the saloon, because when I asked the bartender whether they served zombies he said, ‘Sure, what'll you have?'" from I Hear America Swinging by Peter DeVries |
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