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Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
http://www.amazon.com/Good-Tidings-G.../dp/0062292889
"It's my favorite time of year again! It comes earlier every year and grows in strength every time. Is it Thanksgiving? No. Christmas? Closer. It's the War on Christmas, that festive time of year when we reflect on the true meaning of making sure other people know there is a war against Christmas. What would you say is the greatest threat to the greatest of holidays Jesus gave to us? Is it over-commercialisation, which Charlie Brown was complaining about back in the '60s? Or the fact that Christmas shopping next year will start just after St. Patrick's Day? Or just the general un-Christmas like behavior of people fighting for parking spaces and hot new toys at the mall while ignoring their families at home? If you answered any of the above three, you're probably one of those godless liberals who need this book. No my friend, the answer of course is those atheists, bah-humbuging this joyous time for all of us and trying to take it back to the Roman Saturnalia, where men would give each other gifts, drink and fornicate with each other. Wouldn't those sodomites forcing equal marriage on us love that? Sarah Palin, truly the voice of our grandparent's generation, bravely sets out to right this wrong. Christmas isn't about sharing the holiday quietly with your family. It's about shoving it down the throats of people who don't believe (or don't believe hard enough), and creating animosity and fear so we get rid of those people stopping us from spreading a holiday about peace and good will to all men. This is a book necessary for this day and age, not just a cheap cash-in that can be rolled out every holiday until consistency=tradition. I will share this book with my loved years every year, and keep it prominently on my shelf right next to my copy of Ayn Rand's It's a Wonderful Life, where Mr. Potter is praised for his cleverness, and Clarence lets George kill himself for creating a culture of dependency." |
Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
On Sunday, December 1, 2013 7:41:25 AM UTC-5, jon_banquer wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Good-Tidings-G.../dp/0062292889 "It's my favorite time of year again! It comes earlier every year and grows in strength every time. Is it Thanksgiving? No. Christmas? Closer. It's the War on Christmas, that festive time of year when we reflect on the true meaning of making sure other people know there is a war against Christmas. What would you say is the greatest threat to the greatest of holidays Jesus gave to us? Is it over-commercialisation, which Charlie Brown was complaining about back in the '60s? Or the fact that Christmas shopping next year will start just after St. Patrick's Day? Or just the general un-Christmas like behavior of people fighting for parking spaces and hot new toys at the mall while ignoring their families at home? If you answered any of the above three, you're probably one of those godless liberals who need this book. No my friend, the answer of course is those atheists, bah-humbuging this joyous time for all of us and trying to take it back to the Roman Saturnalia, where men would give each other gifts, drink and fornicate with each other. Wouldn't those sodomites forcing equal marriage on us love that? Sarah Palin, truly the voice of our grandparent's generation, bravely sets out to right this wrong. Christmas isn't about sharing the holiday quietly with your family. It's about shoving it down the throats of people who don't believe (or don't believe hard enough), and creating animosity and fear so we get rid of those people stopping us from spreading a holiday about peace and good will to all men. This is a book necessary for this day and age, not just a cheap cash-in .... War on Christmas and Easter and Holloween and all of this stuff is good, right?? Because ... "what won't kill you will make you stronger", right? |
Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
Apparently you enjoy coloring books.
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Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
An ideal book for those who like expensive toilet paper.
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Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
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Five Stars For Sarah Palin's New Christmas Book
On Sun, 8 Dec 2013 14:51:58 -0800 (PST), "Daring Dufas: A hypocrite
TeaBillie on welfare!" wrote: An ideal book for those who like expensive toilet paper. Like your tongue? -- "Owning a sailboat is like marrying a nymphomaniac. You don’t want to do that but it is great if your best friend does. That way you get all the benefits without any of the upkeep" --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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