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I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I need
any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of mould,
thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

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"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold making
services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my business
name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I need any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of mould,
thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to string
them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.

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"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I need
any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of mould,
thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

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On 10/15/2012 05:42 PM, Why are people so cruel wrote:
A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.

And in that same vein, ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBfsdkGeMc8
(Tom Mabe from ~4 years ago.)

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"Why are people so cruel" wrote in message
d.com...

"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold making
services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my business
name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I need any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of mould,
thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string
them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.

I have been getting calls from the "Technical Department of Computers". If I
am in the mood, I start into the Bugs Bunny routine, "Oh, my Stars! You must
be such INNNNTERESTING people in the technical department of computers..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acfx4orazEk

For some reason it is satisfying to have a spam caller hang up on you in a
state of befuddlement.

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On Mon, 15 Oct 2012 10:51:35 -0800, Jon Anderson
wrote:

I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I need
any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of mould,
thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol

Jon

And you wrote this in Chinese?
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"Why are people so cruel" writes:



I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

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Why are people so cruel wrote:

"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I
need any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of
mould, thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string
them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.
I had a "Microsoft" techy call up and ask if I had problems with my
computer running slow etc and I said no, it went quite for a moment and
he thanked me and rang off . I expect it went quite as he didn't have
that reply in his script and I run Linux anyway.

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On 10/15/2012 2:42 PM, Why are people so cruel wrote:

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

I've gotten a few of those, and one day in less than a great mood, I
really ripped one guy a new asshole. Well to my surprise, the guy called
me back not once, but twice trying to get me to apologize for my 'potty
mouth'! Like that's gonna happen... LOL


Jon

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On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 08:56:42 +0100, David Billington
wrote:

Why are people so cruel wrote:

"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I
need any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of
mould, thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string
them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.
I had a "Microsoft" techy call up and ask if I had problems with my
computer running slow etc and I said no, it went quite for a moment and
he thanked me and rang off . I expect it went quite as he didn't have
that reply in his script and I run Linux anyway.
We currently have an investigation into this phone spammer calling
numbers on yhe "do not call list". I have had 3 followup calls so far.
---

Gerry :-)}
London,Canada

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On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 09:04:58 -0800, Jon Anderson
wrote:

On 10/15/2012 2:42 PM, Why are people so cruel wrote:

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

I've gotten a few of those, and one day in less than a great mood, I
really ripped one guy a new asshole. Well to my surprise, the guy called
me back not once, but twice trying to get me to apologize for my 'potty
mouth'! Like that's gonna happen... LOL


Jon
Several years ago, my number was removed from a collection agency's
7AM call list due to the verbal abuse she got every time she called -
she was making the calls,not me!
---

Gerry :-)}
London,Canada

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On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:13:45 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 08:56:42 +0100, David Billington
wrote:

Why are people so cruel wrote:

"Jon Anderson" wrote in message
...
I am constantly getting emails from outfits in China pitching mold
making services. Probably because prototype and design are part of my
business name. Anyway, got one today in fine Chinglish, asking if I
need any mould.

I replied, "I just checked my refrigerator, and I have plenty of
mould, thank you for asking"

I'll be that has them scratching their heads for a bit... lol


Jon

I like to reply to the ones asking for my bank account details, I reply
with dud information and sit back and think of the hours they'll spend
trying to get into that account. I'm sure if about 10,000 people did that
every week their business model would be destroyed, it would take
longer and longer to enter the fake info each week with no return.

We've also had a spate of phone calls from "Microsoft customer service"
offering to fix up our PCs. If I have half an hour to spare I like to
string
them along asking them how to make my Win95 work faster.

A friend liked to pretend he had been shot and pleading for help, until
the police turned up!! At least one phone spammer with a conscience.
I had a "Microsoft" techy call up and ask if I had problems with my
computer running slow etc and I said no, it went quite for a moment and
he thanked me and rang off . I expect it went quite as he didn't have
that reply in his script and I run Linux anyway.
We currently have an investigation into this phone spammer calling
numbers on yhe "do not call list". I have had 3 followup calls so far.
---

Gerry :-)}
London,Canada

Well..that is $500 US per call in someones pocket. Lets hope he keeps
calling!

Gunner

"The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered
by an occasional assassination." --Voltaire