Update: still not culled!
 

Hey all. I've been busy lately and I was thinking that I might get
some relief from my chores if I was culled. But the cullers continue
to be noshows. They seem to be preoccupied scrounging parts for scrap
obsolete chainsaws. WTF? I have a working modern chainsaw sitting here
waiting for them! It comes with a spare chain and a couple quarts of 2
cycle oil and about a pint of bar oil. It is a consumer model though
so if you want something more heavy duty you'll have to cull Paul
Bunyon.