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Why are people so cruel[_2_] July 26th 11 01:29 AM

OT a bit of humour
 
George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Blair calls the UK and talks for an hour.
When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Bush just smiles.
Blair and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why
Bush got to call America for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Obama took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
So it's only a local call."


Ignoramus2004 July 26th 11 02:07 AM

OT a bit of humour
 
I heard a similar story about the Chief Israeli Rabbi and the Pope.

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On 2011-07-26, Why are people so cruel wrote:
George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Blair calls the UK and talks for an hour.
When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Bush just smiles.
Blair and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why
Bush got to call America for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Obama took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
So it's only a local call."


Stormin Mormon July 26th 11 02:05 PM

OT a bit of humour
 
Good one!

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"Why are people so cruel" wrote in
message
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George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a
cheque.
Blair calls the UK and talks for an hour.
When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Bush just smiles.
Blair and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why
Bush got to call America for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Obama took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
So it's only a local call."



beecrofter[_2_] July 27th 11 02:52 AM

OT a bit of humour
 
On Jul 25, 8:29*pm, "Why are people so cruel"
wrote:
George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
*The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes.
*When he is finished the devil informs
him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Blair calls the UK *and talks for an hour.
*When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
* When he is finished the devil
informs him that the cost is 20 cents. *Bush just smiles.
Blair and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why
Bush got to call America *for only 20 cents??

The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Obama took over, the whole country has gone to hell.
So it's only a local call."


Any story where Bush is dead gts a thumbs up.


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