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Larry Jaques[_3_] November 18th 10 12:17 AM

Irish Ghost Story (humour)
 
On Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:43:57 -0800, Robert Baer
wrote:

JW wrote:
On Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:35:49 +0000 Ian Bell wrote
in Message id: :

Robert Baer wrote:
Nial Stewart wrote:
Must have been Polish (NOT Irish).
? Eh


Nial (from Belfast)

Typical Polish joke..
Two Polish carpenters were nailing up the side of a house, and one of
them was throwing away about half of the nails.
The other asked why, and was told "the heads are on the wrong end".
So he said "you dummy, those are for the other side!".
Electronic Engineers (Poli9sh) Joke:

A plane full of poles was approaching the Heathrow airport when the pilot
announced that the Houses of Parliament could be seen out of the right hand windows.

Of course the plane became unstable and crashed when they all rushed over to
look because there were two many poles on the right hand side of the plane.



A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this
afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging
continues into the evening.

...interesting...climbing diggers!
Or is that digging climbers?


C'mon, Bobert. Numbers climb and diggers dig, and never Mark Twain
shall they meet.

--
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
-- J. K. Rowling


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