lathe tax
 

On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

--

Tim Wescott
Wescott Design Services
http://www.wescottdesign.com

Do you need to implement control loops in software?
"Applied Control Theory for Embedded Systems" was written for you.
See details at http://www.wescottdesign.com/actfes/actfes.html

lathe tax
 

"Tim Wescott" wrote in message
...
On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

Karl

lathe tax
 

On Jul 7, 3:40*pm, "Karl Townsend"
wrote:
"Tim Wescott" wrote in message

... On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

Karl



Karl, a word to the wise: Have your missus pick several sofas she
would like and then buy buy the most expensive one!

I found the that this kind of "generosity" pays off in spades.

Wolfgang

lathe tax
 

On 07/07/2010 12:40 PM, Karl Townsend wrote:
"Tim wrote in message
...
On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

You didn't mention _that_ part of the saga -- don't you have a shop you
can pull things into?

Get her a sofa _and_ a love seat or an easy chair.

Just the fact that you have unbroken fingers to post with shows that she
loves you -- you should reciprocate.

--

Tim Wescott
Wescott Design Services
http://www.wescottdesign.com

Do you need to implement control loops in software?
"Applied Control Theory for Embedded Systems" was written for you.
See details at http://www.wescottdesign.com/actfes/actfes.html

lathe tax
 

Tim Wescott wrote:
On 07/07/2010 12:40 PM, Karl Townsend wrote:
"Tim wrote in message
...
On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm
loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four
days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be
a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

You didn't mention _that_ part of the saga -- don't you have a shop you
can pull things into?

Get her a sofa _and_ a love seat or an easy chair.

Just the fact that you have unbroken fingers to post with shows that she
loves you -- you should reciprocate.

Absolutely. In marital relations, it's far better
to be owed than to owe. I'da bought that sofa after
I dropped the pipe on her car (:

lathe tax
 

"Jim Stewart" wrote in message
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Tim Wescott wrote:
On 07/07/2010 12:40 PM, Karl Townsend wrote:
"Tim wrote in message
...
On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm
loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four
days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be
a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another
full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

You didn't mention _that_ part of the saga -- don't you have a shop you
can pull things into?

Get her a sofa _and_ a love seat or an easy chair.

Just the fact that you have unbroken fingers to post with shows that she
loves you -- you should reciprocate.

Absolutely. In marital relations, it's far better
to be owed than to owe. I'da bought that sofa after
I dropped the pipe on her car (:

Man, I'm startin' to feel like the grinch. I'd managed to forget about
whacking her car.

Karl

lathe tax
 

On Wed, 7 Jul 2010 14:40:02 -0500, "Karl Townsend"
wrote:


"Tim Wescott" wrote in message
...
On 07/07/2010 05:55 AM, Karl Townsend wrote:
I've had my heart set on a 30" 10EE for a long time. Seen one this
morning.
So, I asked milady if I could put a bid on it. She said no problem, as
long
as I get a new couch. Looks like about a 25% extortion tax.

But it's really for the tractor you parked in the front lawn for weeks.

Even worse, I done it again. Trading rear wheels for the tractor I'm loaning
my son, I stripped all the lug bolts on one rear wheel. After four days of
trying, I just gave up and sent the axle in to the dealer. they'll be a full
week. Stupid me, I did this right in front of the house. So, another full
week with broke down tractor in front of the house.

Don's got the best advice, I should go shopping for a new couch tonight.

Karl


Throw in a matching "love seat" as advance payment for future
F***-ups!
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada