The Candy With The Little Hole


This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

A teacher brought a roll of lifesavers to school.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:04:08 -0500, "Karl Townsend"
wrote the following:

The Candy With The Little Hole

This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

A teacher brought a roll of lifesavers to school.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

I first heard that as a Liza/Rastus joke with Hershey Kisses. When the
teacher hinted "It's what your mama gives yor papa every night before
bed.", Liza jumped up and screamed "Spit it out, Rastus! Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

P.S: I related it as I heard it so Lew would have yet another fine
opportunity to call me a bigot.

--
The most powerful factors in the world are clear ideas
in the minds of energetic men of good will.
-- J. Arthur Thomson

Larry Jaques wrote:
I first heard that as a Liza/Rastus joke with Hershey Kisses. When the
teacher hinted "It's what your mama gives yor papa every night before
bed.", Liza jumped up and screamed "Spit it out, Rastus! Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

P.S: I related it as I heard it so Lew would have yet another fine
opportunity to call me a bigot.

Larry, you know which threads I read on this news group. :-)
Thats not "bigotry", it's just the way it is. :-)
...Lew...

In article , lid wrote:
On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:04:08 -0500, "Karl Townsend"
wrote the following:

The Candy With The Little Hole

This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.

A teacher brought a roll of lifesavers to school.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

I first heard that as a Liza/Rastus joke with Hershey Kisses. When the
teacher hinted "It's what your mama gives yor papa every night before
bed.", Liza jumped up and screamed "Spit it out, Rastus! Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"

And the way I heard it, just after the teacher gives the hint, there's a voice
from the back of the room: "Don't eat that, Billy."