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Bob Engelhardt May 25th 10 07:52 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

/quote

Gave me a great laugh! Bob

Ignoramus32248 May 25th 10 09:40 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
On 2010-05-25, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
Bob Engelhardt wrote:

quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

/quote

Gave me a great laugh! Bob


Just give them your bank account details so they can make the deposit.
Right?


No, FBI only takes Western Union, he needs to send money to FBI via
Western Union

i

Jon Elson[_3_] May 25th 10 10:37 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
Bob Engelhardt wrote:
quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

Oh, you really need to look at the email headers on stuff like this. it
is most amusing to think these imbeciles think we will believe that the
FBI has outsourced their operations to Romania or whatever!

Jon

Wes[_5_] May 25th 10 10:38 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
Ignoramus32248 wrote:

Just give them your bank account details so they can make the deposit.
Right?


No, FBI only takes Western Union, he needs to send money to FBI via
Western Union


The FBI is unionized? We are doomed. ;)

Wes
--
"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller

Ignoramus32248 May 26th 10 01:50 AM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
On 2010-05-25, Wes wrote:
Ignoramus32248 wrote:

Just give them your bank account details so they can make the deposit.
Right?


No, FBI only takes Western Union, he needs to send money to FBI via
Western Union


The FBI is unionized? We are doomed. ;)


Well, at least it is Westernized.

i

Ignoramus32248 May 26th 10 01:50 AM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
On 2010-05-25, Jon Elson wrote:
Bob Engelhardt wrote:
quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

Oh, you really need to look at the email headers on stuff like this. it
is most amusing to think these imbeciles think we will believe that the
FBI has outsourced their operations to Romania or whatever!


Well, CIA did, so why not FBI?

i

Stormin Mormon May 26th 10 01:06 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
Nigeria, more likely.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Jon Elson" wrote in message
...

Oh, you really need to look at the email headers on stuff like this.
it
is most amusing to think these imbeciles think we will believe that
the
FBI has outsourced their operations to Romania or whatever!

Jon



Nobody May 26th 10 08:22 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
Bob Engelhardt wrote:
quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

/quote

Gave me a great laugh! Bob


Ask them for their mailing address so that you can send cash (in Turkish
Lirasi)and tell them your name is Wethand Yurkitoff IIV.

Wes[_5_] May 26th 10 08:26 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
Ignoramus32248 wrote:

On 2010-05-25, Wes wrote:
Ignoramus32248 wrote:

Just give them your bank account details so they can make the deposit.
Right?


No, FBI only takes Western Union, he needs to send money to FBI via
Western Union


The FBI is unionized? We are doomed. ;)


Well, at least it is Westernized.


Excellent rejoinder! ;)

Wes

John Husvar May 26th 10 11:35 PM

Way OT - I got email from the FBI!
 
In article ,
Nobody wrote:

Bob Engelhardt wrote:
quote
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our
intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum
of $7,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment
which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favor.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United
States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our
various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the
transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you
have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

/quote

Gave me a great laugh! Bob


Ask them for their mailing address so that you can send cash (in Turkish
Lirasi)and tell them your name is Wethand Yurkitoff IIV.


Or Wethand's SO and business partner, Veneria Rotczyrkokof.


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